hchenghchenghcheng

how can someone be vicious and rotten enuff to impersonate my fren.

of coz i doubt he's a schizo in the first place.

i mean, i know dumbasses exist.

but not to the extent of 'chancing upon' my blog and start accusin me of spammin in xx's blog, calling me a 'terribly ugly ass' and saying that im a lowtech poor moron.

i know im ugly. i am i admit. but 'terribly ugly?' i sincerely beg to differ.

oh so wat u own such goodphones. i know a few frenz wu hav it too. but maybe u didnt know, so wat if its some classy phone? the prob is IT IS IN UR HANDS. and i really doubt any good phones will turn out good whens its in ur hands. u know? i mean. retard with goodphones? how interesting. it juz depreciate the value of ur phone. like to a 8250perhaps?

yesh. retard. you.

i cant reason out why someone can develop hatred towards me to sucha extent.

did somethin happen to u recently? didnt do well for exams? slipped and fell in the rain? troubled with blemishes? no frenz to go out with?

oh shit. i shdnt say somethin liddat. i forgot ppl dun reli like to go out with retards wu behave like you. and dat its kinda deserving if u got f9 for ur english. since im sucha terribly ugly ass.

im so sorry.

haiz.

first, apparently the person here 'hcheng' has nth much better to do. by just writing all these bullshit in my blog and flaming me.

oh btw. i hav lotsa frenz whos english is way better than mine. maybe he/she can give u some lessons on basic english. ( like u dun describe 'ass' as ugly? oh u mean theres gorgeous asses ard? amazing!) oh wait i forgot, i dun think my frenz wanna waste their precious time on pathetic retards like u 'hcheng'.

dun be sad. since u like xiaxue so much. go on and learn from her. she articulates well i admit. ( i really admire her style of writing. so no, im absolutely not an anti-xiaxue fan.)

and yah. xiaoming. ur name is sooooo cute! xiaoming xiaoming. awww... wat a nice and childish name to use. it juz brings back memories of how i screwed up my primary sch chinese compo for writing 'xiaoming'.

so lets assume dats ur realname. so wat ' tanxiaoming? linxiaoming? chanxiaoming?'. hah. so ur sister is called ' xiaoli? xiaomei? xiaohua?'.

giggles.

pardon me for such sarcasm my frenz.

Ms. Swan the Dancing Queen


i know yall have seen quite a number of Ms swan's hilarious acts.

but i swear this episode is one of the best ive ever seen.

wahahaha. enjoy folks!

went out with fee and her fren, jason for some retail therapy yesterday. it was partly for my upcoming clubbin event needs, and partly for my new year outfit desire.

it was a last minute thing u see. since i was informed at 12 that i will be bookin out at 2 due to the deepavali off. so i asked fee out for towning.

following dat, we went to cheapo places like Topman and Tangs for a quick walk around.

and ta-da. saw this nice shirt from Tangs Caserini Studio.

ok. dun mind the 1.3 pixel resolution.

so i called my mom up and asked abt the new year budget i will be having. after much discussion, 200 bucks entered my wallet. *dring-dring.

since im going to have 200bucks for my new year outfit expenses, wat abt some nice accessories to go along with this top. and so we walked all the way back to Topman and bought this.

A white leather casual tie!

i have to admit how thief-liked i was. since i need to try out the tie on my shirt to see whether it fits or not. i went into the Topman changing room with my newly bought shirt and a ugly-lookin plain black shirt. and upon entering the changing room, i immediately took out my caserini shirt and don on. and swiftly wear the tie over my neck to prevent any suspicions from the helper on the long time taken juz to try one shirt. and since i couldnt come out of the changing room and show it to fee ( my stupidity didnt reach such level yet) to avoid the helper from pondering since when did their retail shop had such nice tops. i merely took a photo of it.

*digression

me coming out from the changing room with my caserini top and topman tie.

helper : *squint and scrutinise*

helper: sorry Sir, may i know where u get ur top from?

me: ahhh... u mean u dunno? ( point to a certain direction). I got my top from topshop! its a limited edition. Go ask ur manager. u mean u dun even know this shirt exists in ur shop?! my oh my, maybe i shall lodge a complaint to ur manager regarding ur incompetency.

helper : oh really im so sorry for the misunderstanding, for this, i will pay for the dashin lookin tie instead.

me: oh. how nice. * sashay back to changin room*

ok now some accounting session.

Caserini studio shirt 89.00

After 20% discount 71.20

Leather Tie 33.00

71.20 + 33.00 = $104.20

and since im going to have 200 bucks for my new year expenditure.

wat abt a nice watch to go along with it?!

200 - 104.20 = $95.80

woo lala!

my my im an unfillial son.

the tie got stucked becasue of the price tag. thus the loose end.

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ok ahbengs and ahlians. or lets juz generalise them shall we?

dumb asses.

ok. ive personally encountered several dumbasses before. and believe it or not, almost everytime i will get pissed off over their actions. be it shouting and cursing loudly public transports. be it screaming and laughing like nobodys business. be it their extreme proficiency in both english chinese, or even hokkien.

be it being dumb. dat is.

oh wat abt a recent encounter. not me, fee.

we were in the bus yest on our way back home. and fee was sleeping soundly beside me while i was listening to my music.

i know she was sleeping soundly because even after several stops and noises produced by the ezlink *di-di or di* . mind you, we were sitting behind it only. she was still asleep.

until...

a chao ahbeng boarded and bus and sat behind her. immediately i can feel his legs pressing and knockin against out seats. dats not the worst...

his handphone rang of extreme loud and irritatin techno. and when he pickd up, i was certain a dumbass is sitting behind me.

" HALLO? ( like blasting thru the microphone)"

" KANINA! ( imagine some idiot stepping on ur well-pedicured toes.)"

den he put down his phone. maybe a prank call or somethin. or maybe his fellow dumbasses wanted to ask him out to a remote kopitiam for some beer and retarded chitchats. i dont know. stupid ppl like to meet up for stupid reasons.

so fee woke up. and immediately her facial expression depicts irritation. like someone is yanking her hair or somethin.

den when i alighted the bus. i was thinkin wat if the victim isnt fee and is seok instead. can u even imagine that?

" i challenge u to a shaolin showdown!!"

Reborned!
Revamped!
Reshitted!

stay tune to my next blog entry which ive been pondering for centuries!

AH BENGS AND AHLIANS!

seok, finally its ur turn.

New Linkie tags! Go see!!

( Meanwhile, be nice and try viewing my private photos~! weet! exclusive!)

(beware: its not for those wu always bitch and whine. only the enlightened can. so try ur luck!! )

=P

Anyway, it juz came across to me dat im sucha loser. really. the last few entries were totally unecessary. i dun think its anyone's fault for the ending. its a mutual thing u see. we both agreed and we both wished each other happiness. its way better than 'slap-u-and-leave-me-alone'. Aights?

Maybe i should continue bloggin if some kind souls wanna treat me to a sumptous buffet. let see? fullerton?

why forget abt the past? i rather remember it. coz i take it as happy memories. Always. =)

I might be closing down the blog soon. wats the point? im reli sick of entertainin ppl.

Ah mei - wo yao kuai le



She expects more. and i cant meet her expectation. As simple as dat.

so blame the bfs, isnt it supposed to be the stereotypical tys ans to all relationship problems.

or shd i blame ns for giving me such fuckin short freetime.

wat abt we do some role-playin if u decide to challenge the ns bfgfs norm?

4 cliques of frenz, a demanding family, a 92yrs old granny on the edge, a screwed up ns life.

4 sats a mth. plus sunday as my family and granny visiting day.

Y not i pass u the baton and u teach me how to handle with it?

so why? i shd be more tactful in my plannings? meet jc frenz once 3 weeks and scoutbuddies once 2 weeks? den wat abt the rest? once every 4weeks? den wat? forget abt the clash eventually? spare it.

My cousin even called and cried abt her relationship with my aunt an hour after me myself juz went thru the torturing ordeal. i have no choice but to console her when i dun even hav time to console myself for somethin much worst.

Ironic huh, im runnin my own life and yet i dun even hav time for myself.

To be alone. Just quiet and alone.

Frankly speaking. i dread when it comes to weekends. weird ar? coz im oways confused over wat excuses to give to reject the other parties juz to accomodate one . sometimes i even wish ns will cover the whole of the 7days/wk. really.

But wu actually knows? and it doesnt matter anymore. Everything has already ended before i can even do anything.

Funny when fate decided to play with u yea?




I can easily pass the baton on. Its fucking easy. But i juz happened to trip. Unknowingly and Unwillingly. And the wound really hurts. But it hurts more when i know i still hav to pick up the fucking dented baton and carry on with the ratrace. With nth but bleeding wounds all over me.
I really need a break. Im not superman. Maybe the trip is necessary. Really. At least i realised how screwed up my life is.

juz dun bother abt me.

damn u cupid.

Since i received feedbacks from some of my frenz dat my blogging-self is real different from my true self, i will not have no choice but to reveal my real identity.


yesh. ive been travelling the world for a very time as u might guess. It took me decades to climb the Great Wall of China, diggin through the graves of the Eygpt pyramid, swimmin across the Pacific Ocean, avoiding deadly stingrays in Australia and finally taking high risks to not expose my true identity at the Singapore Customs, of which i hid the chewing gums in my robe.

amused? dont be. for the power of darkness shall engulf u and transform u into

Im sorry but i prefer calling him DongFang BuBai. U have to give credits for the magnificent hairperm he got. i mean, it muz be the killer hairstyle mesmerizing the aunties rite? No?

or...

( Tok abt Memoirs Of The Para Para Geisha. gone completely wrong.)

So i dun wish to hear my dear 'other side' to oways complain abt ppl teasing him or ppl not respecting his decisons next time. u know best wat u will turn into.

And i have to remind u dat the real siyan is 'inside' me. for which i will only take over his body at night when he's most vulnerable to dustmite. his greatest fiend. ( no, not dracus fuglyfoy)

Of coz i understand he is experiencing some acne problems which has been troubling the delicate mind of his. i have to assure u dat the Philosopher's Stone is still doing its job. hopefully.

but no matter wat. im sure u all still love him for wu he is. and not becoz he is soon to become next topnotch blogger.

oh my. i feel him retaliating from inside.

how humble of him.

thinkin im making everythin up? behold!

*avada kedavra!

(screamsssSss!!!)

Date : 30th September 2006
Time : 1245
Venue : Summer Pavilion ( The Ritz Carlton Millenia Singapore)

this is so going to be a sucha egoistic entry. i mean, how many ppl will reli suddenly go bonkers and decide to spend a bomb on dishes like this. halo?! we gonna stop all the kopitiam and unhealthy fastfood and start upgradin ourselves! Time for war against low-class food i say!

let me first provide u mountain turtles with some background on Ritz Summer Pavilion. Oh, u mean u dont know locals r also allowed to dine in 6-class hotels restaurant? aww. how sad. Nvm i shall be privileged to bring u ard virtually! Dun blink!

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One of the Great Hotel Restaurants of the world by Hotels Magazine 1999
Best restaurant ambience in Singapore in the Singapore Wine and Dine Restaurant Guide 2001
Chef Fok Kai Yee, Best Asian Cuisine Chef, Platinum Awards, Hospitality Asia 2002
Highest Rated Restaurant in the Singapore Tatler Restaurant Guide 2003
Best Service for an Asian Restaurant in the Singapore Wine and Dine Restaurant Guide 2003
Best Hotel Restaurants in Singapore by Travel and Leisure Magazine 2003

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uh huh uh huh! suck on this kopitiam-losers! Stop your lianhezaobao and chnlU newspaper cuttings!

opps. too vulgar. i mean, wu can actually resist such temptation?! its like some culinary critic on the move! stop ur $2.50 nasi lemak! join the $8 per dimsum assoc!

so i met gf up at Cityhall and we walked a distance before we finally reached Ritz Carlton Summer Pavilion. 皇上驾到!! Arrival of Emperor Lai!

the place is freaking nice i tell u. the ambience the plants the chinawaitress the utensils the chairs the tables. i almost hav orgasms there!

Not to mention the business associates there! there were so many guys in blazer and all dat bullcrap shit! i mean, wat if they r some CEO of some big enterprises like Armani Xchange or Levis?! and they spot me as a potential successor of their companies! WORTHHHYY~~!! extra reason y u shd dine in high class restaurants and stop thinking of being scouted by Bosses of giodarno or bossini!

and so we ordered the DimSum lunch menu. which consists vaguely of :

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精美点心拼盘
Trio of Dim Sum

原盅炖汤
Double-boiled Soup of the Day

胜瓜云耳洋葱焖鱼球
Braised Fillet of Fish with Angel Loofah,
Yellow Fungus and Onion

花菇蒸滑鸡伴鲍汁金菇焖拉面
Combination of
Steamed Diced Chicken with Mushrooms and Braised Hand-pulled Noodles
with Golden Mushrooms in Abalone Sauce

精美甜品
Dessert of the Day

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mouth-watering isnt it?! to hell with fishball noodles and chicken rice!

we started out with some dimsum which is miraculously filled with fresh juicyyy prawns. WOAH!

and den we proceed to their main dishes.

First up, double boiled soup of the day. DAMN ORGASMIC!!!! SUPER DUPER NICEEEE!!! it has herbs and meat inside. and its simply incredible for a simple soup. plus dat its real filling for a bowl of soup.

and next we had this!! yum yum!

and THIS! unexpected. steamed sea perch! its steamed!! steamed! horny!

although its alot. but we conquered it!! VOOLA!

last but not least! Dessert! Chilled yam paste with sago! Smooth like silk!

ok now some random pics!

Chinese Crysanthemun Tea! 1 pot for 4bucks! Authentic! Stop ur Yeo's low-sugar crysanthemun!!

Tapioca Chips! Free~! Dats y not nice at all! how frank!

Lily deco! Adds to the 'pavilion' ambience of the restaurant!

and obviously, who is high class enuff to acc me to sucha majestic place?!

hail to the Queen!

and for those wu didnt see me in my specs before!

before the meal! charming rite?! i mean ppl might get jealous. but yea.

after-meal madness!! with such heavenly dishes and hellish bills, im turning distorted totally!!