okay. this is definitely not porn although it kinda looks like it. I was surfing the net and clicking on random Youtube vids and evil forces led me to this uber hilarious parody of rihanna's umbrella. It features hilliary clinton and barrack obama. maybe you had seen it before if u were a geek like me. v funny! got monica and bill clinton also! so GP-context!!

"your pole has me in the lead, but your pole's the only one i need"

kua kua kua!

Do you know that i'm so freaking bored that i went online on and off for like 6times just to check new updates (be it blog, news, forums). So bo liao!

I got nothing to do so i'm just gg to update random photos which i took with my new yet ugly phone.

we went to Ma Maison at Central for Des's birthday

random photo-taking. Yes, I know i need a haircut.

but i think mr.Lester needs it more than I do.

we went to this ulu building at clarke quay to hold a mini celebration after dinner.

We played with my camera functions. Switched - the face, the shirt, and our arms as well! Guess which belongs to which!

All in all, Happy birthday, DES!

I need to be at home, waiting impatiently for the 'Perfect Cut' to air its final episode tomorrow at 10. But i got tuition until 930. I must sprintttttttttt!!!

I'm so hooked onto 'Perfect Cut 一切完美' from Channel U. It's like the best-est tv series ever! To those avid fans of the oh-so-typical Channel8 family-theme drama, it's time for a new change!

Everything in the show is perfect(pun)! The actors and actresses, the theme and ending song by Shi Xin Hui and most importantly, the storyline! It's like different puzzle pieces forming the most out-of-the-world jigsaw! I shall force all my friends to go watch the show at least 5times. I don't care.

I'm listening to the theme song now. I got the ending song as well. Both are super addictive. I shall also force my friends to listen to it 4865937times each so that we can have another common topic!

Anyway, I packed my room and cleared lots of random letters/envelopes/application forms/business replies/'rough' papers. So now my room is so clean that i feel like licking it. Yum!

I got so many theme parties to attend. I'm a socialite! I shall only talk to people with the status similar to Paris hilton. And give the inferiorities a fart at their faces( need to eat lots of sweet potatoes first). I'm so mean.

I'm still wondering where should i hold my birthday party? or shall i just have individual birthday dinners with the seperate cliques. Some of my close friends told me that holding a birthday chalet is not exactly a good option. Think preparation, think inviting relatives, think socialising, think long distance, think birthday programmes...

I don't know. But I'm so lazy i might just forgo the idea and stay at home watch Youtube afterall. Oh and i need to get a haircut soon before Seok's birthday party. But i got no idea where to get a decent haircut or should i just stick to my $10 haircut at neighbourhood salon? I actually don't mind spending more on getting a new hairstyle ( not like i'm some jap idol or taiwan celebrities), but of course, it will be somethin refreshing lah. Any recomendations?

My mom just gave me this wedge of papaya which has the weirdest colour ever. It's tomato-red in colour. I think it is because it's beyond ripe. I'm having papaya for supper. How interesting.

Okay. I shall indulge myself in the savory papaya. Bye!

Okay i didnt do much ever since i last blogged. and the definition of 'didnt do much' is such that i spent endless hours in front of my desktop, watching uncountable 'kang xi lai le' and 'bleach'. Yes, i'm unemployed, poor, and rotting.

Other than the frequent 'geek' and 'couch potato' obsession, I ventured into the new arena of lan-gaming. Yes, im finally an ah-beng! and by 'new', i meant i wasnt exactly into such mundane games where you were expected to exterminate your enemies through aimless fights. But ever since Peitang dragged me to play the $2/hr addictive yet unhealthy( think disgusting ahbengs, expletives, vulgarities, random spasm and unwanted yelling), Im actually half-hooked onto this rather old game, Command and Conquer. Okay, I shall spare u guys from the details. But i just wanna let all of you know that im proud to be ur ah beng-next-boor. lets center-part our hairstyle and dye it gold!!

Anyway, matriculation is about to start and i'm still so new to the whole 'fastest fingers first' in ntu. Although i know its tonnes easier than nus bidding system, but regrettably, I still can't grasp the modules selection. Luckily, manda offered to help me in case I encountered any problems or have queries. So i shall start to bother manda to no end. Thanks manda!

There's still so many tihngs which I wanna do before school starts next month. Like, ice-skating, kayaking, prawning? I don't know. I'm having mixed feelings- Despite being rather enthu that school is going to start soon, I think I wil miss the days where i can sleep till late, watch tv till late, surf net (not porn) till late. Argh. Never mind. I shall start being geeky all over again.

And i guess those who previously owned a UOB debit card must have already received their new uob NOW card which comes in one fugly colour ever- blood red! that's a million times more unclassy than a pile of dog poo. Nobody wants to flash that in an atas fine dining restaurant. Grr. Moreoever, u actually have to pay an anuual fee from the second of thrid year onwards. hello uob?! why are you forcing us to pay for that piece of bullcrap? i love my TX card which obviously, has not annual fee or hidden charges whatsoever. Grr. I hate ugly designs.

okay i shall go bathe and meet javier for orgy. Bye!