ok im gg to isolate myself from all sorts of recreation and good food for the next torturous 8 days.

in case u hav no clue wat has happened to me.

its called Gynecomastia.

-Gynecomastia is a condition in which firm breast tissue forms in males. The breast tissue is usually less than 1-1/2 inches across and is located directly under the nipple. Gynecomastia may be present on one side or on both sides.

-Gynecomastia is usually caused by changes in hormones at puberty or as part of aging. Hormones are chemicals produced by the glands of the body, such as the thyroid gland, the testes and the ovaries. Gynecomastia may be caused by changes in the balance of 2 hormones, estrogen and testosterone.

-Gynecomastia affects an estimated 40 to 60 percent of men. It may affect only one breast or both. Though certain drugs and medical problems have been linked with male breast overdevelopment, there is no known cause in the vast majority of cases.

-The procedure is done through a small incision at the border of the nipple complex, and the glandular tissue is carefully removed. Liposuction is then used to contour the chest and increase muscle definition. The end result is a chest that is flatter, firmer, and better contoured.

Many men have gynecomastia - enlarged, female-like breasts -causes by excess glandular tissue or fat (or both).

milk anyone?

Following surgery for gynecomastia, the patient has a more masculine chest contour.

pls pay much attention to the phrase ' more masculine chest contour'. ahhh... free gym workout!

i went for the day surgery yesterday. and got discharge on the day itself. of which 1137bucks of the taxpayers money depleted.

and it bled so badly yesterday night while sleeping dat almost the whole left side of my shirt was stained with blood

thus i went to a GP this morning to remove the blood-soaked dressing. or shd i say blood-dripping dressing.

horror of the horrors. the blood was oozing out like nobodies business.

they told me usually it can result in terrible embarrassment, teasing, and social trauma. but who cares? i mean. we r oredi headin towards 2007. its not as if i contracted aids and tryin my best to hide the truth from my frenz dat i got it from a bangla orgy. and moreover, the lunps hav been surgically and permantly removed. its not gonna affect me anymore. so to those whose giggling away in front of the monitor, bah~ i hope u bite ur lips terribly on ur next sumptous meal.

so other than wellwishes, please do not sms and involve me in any cool funky activities within this 2 weeks.

grrr.

( please keep rainin and spoil all the fun they r gg to have. kwa kwa kwa.)

anw u muz be wondering how come ive changed my blog url.

Basically, jj found out dat someone has been visiting my blog in the ndu lounge room. and hav decided to play a prank on me by loading my pic ( the one tryin out Caserini studio shirt) as the com's wallpaper. Thus, making me feel embarassed and upset. which im sorry to say, he totally failed. terribly i would say.

To add on, i dun wan incidents where ppl decided to become dumbasses and start imitatin my frenz.

and when i was abt to turn on the bitchymode and start violently tongueslapped the nduasshole for doing sucha prank on me. i suddenly recalled the ulcer dat had bothered me for 1week or so.

so ta-da. to save all these troubles and prevent any badkarma. i might as well change my blogurl and only provide the new url on my msn where my closer frenz can see.

i am so not gg to my blog using the lounge's computers anymore to prevent my blogurl from being tracked. lucky for me the coms' network has blocked entry to friendster. if not i will hav to pay regular visits to the ndulounge to make sure my photo is not triggering any regurgitation reflexes in anyone.

this is so frustrating.

***

ok back to bloggin ( im still frowning. grrr)

went to nat's 19th birthday surprise tgt with fee on 22nd. it was somethin organised by elaine, her jiemei.

apparently nat called me earlier and told me dat shes suspecting a surprise from elaine. which i consoled her not to be too sensitive and persuaded her to wear a nice skirt and dangling earrings.

she totally fell into the trap. and proceed on chitchattin with me while i filled in the details of me being in camp and waiting for nightsnack. when i was already preparing to meet fee for the big surprise.

so we met at zouk's winebar. and caught nat offguard. but too bad she didnt cry coz keith and astro werent with us. ahaha. drank abit and den proceeded to some hotel's nightpub with nat and fee while the bdaegerl's frenz went for mambonight.

and i have to hereby confess. we had sucha great time camwhoring! so fun! i think the pics we took in total hit 100. all thnx to 3 camera hps and one digicam.

nat den went back to zouk to join her frenz while fee and i left first.

had sucha great time. thanx nat!

my small pressie for nat's 19th bdae!

da gang!

thnx nat!

Ayaka Hirahara & Joe Hisaishi - Inochi no Namae


viewers discretion : not advisable for emotional ppl

one of my favourite music at all times One Summer's Day

its one of the theme songs of Spirited Away. undeniably, my favourite anime.

although i couldnt understand what shes singing, but still...

my heart understands.



or maybe fee wans to take the translation as her next sem project.

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意外吧?

可能你不晓得，不知不觉，这可是我第一百篇的博客日记。

我想了又想，或许应当以中文来尝试换一换口味增添一丝的新鲜感。

绞尽了脑汁，却还在思考应该写些什么， 要怎么以不纳闷的表达方式来谈笑风生。

总在忙忙碌碌地生活着，时光就这样一小时，一天，一年地晃悠悠地过去了。已习惯躺在时光的河流上顺流而下，却忽略了自己离生命的源头已越来越远。

总是以为生命还年轻，就像散步时有一段很长的路可以慢慢去走，有一段很悦耳的音乐可以反反复复地听，很少去想该特别地抓紧些什么，抑或特别地去珍惜些什么。很多东西是挥霍了，很多东西是放弃了，譬如光阴，譬如爱情，譬如理想。

生命如逝水，流去的日子是不会回来的。为了不让生命毫无痕迹地流失，一定要好好地把握它， 利用它，填满它。至低限度，让它留下一点对得起自己的痕迹。

*** 我可是花了近一小时的时光来呈现这篇 ‘中华英雄’。



或 ‘ 中华狗熊’。***

i dunno wat to blog abt leh. die. i think im reaching the downslope. so lets make it a short and sweet entry shall we?

but anyway, my mom has been persuadin me to carry on with my driving lessons since its stucked in the middle of nowhere and ive already passed all my theory tests. and being sucha fillial son, ive decided to go apply for my pdl this week.

and afterwhich, shag myself out by juggling ns and driving at the same time.

how fun.

how sucidal.

never mind dat. i think my mom has been tryin all means to get me into listenin to her. coz recently she has been so into cookin funny dishes dat are not ur typical 'household diet'. so im smelling some conspiracy between her and my sis in gettin me to carry on my driving.

or am i too skeptical u might ask?

sushi deli. surprisingly, it really tasted as good as those sushi outlets. or maybe even better!

she went all the way to Carrefour to buy these jap stuffs

did i mention its some Norwegian salmon fillet dat costs 29+bucks/kilo

homemade KOU ROU BAO. totally orgasmic. i ate ard 5 of it.

extremely sinful fatty pork. best for ppl with high metabolism rate aka me.

braised duck with 6cheena herbs. i scared drink liao will stimulate nose bleeding.

SEE?! im not bluffing you.

but nevermind how my tastebuds r going to hop ard joyfully for the next few days, i just hope she wont stop everything after realisin ive applied for my pdl.

i need food! give me food!

i have to be frank. i was so tempted to upload the videos i took when i visited the gayclubs for the halloween event few weeks back. ( p.s. for curiousity sake! i am as straight as a ruler!)

so tempted.

until i realised its not really a good idea to do so. i mean. its better to be respectful. i do not wan to show any form of impoliteness to them. and moreover, some of my frenz r abit anti-gays and i dun think im allowed to shoot the video in the first place.

so if u reli wanna see it, come find me!

or u can ask fishyfart fee abt it, she watched it already! she was so excited while watching it dat she told me she reli hoped she can join in the fun and poledance with the ppl! but too bad they dun grind gerls! ahhh... talk abt orgasms.

juz for luff of coz. no offence fee fee. wahaha.

i wont talk much abt my experience there. i have to admit dat it wasnt as bad as it might sound. like ppl hiding at one corner and givin blowjobs or screwin each other. nope. it was pretty decent in fact. and the hosts were damn hilarious. they talked and behaved like our dear mediacorp artiste Kumar. its was really entertainment-worthy i muz say.

but not when the dj shouted ' open to dancefloor!'. i almost died i tell u! luckily we managed to grab seats since we came earlier. if not we would be standing side by side ( YESH shoulder to shoulder!) to complete strangers wu might juz pinch my ass. good grief. it was really damn squeezy and crowded. and i almost suffocate by the passive smoking. jj told me becoz its an clubbin event, thus the crowd. no wonder. i heard it was far worst at zouk and mos.

but juz to throw a nice fish as a bait, i shall upload 1 or maybe 2...

hmm... make it 3 photos first!

The return of Brokeback mountain!

1) the guy in yellow is huggin the guy in red. and vice versa. as simple as that.

2.1) if u think its juz a normal 'over shoulder' in a gayclub...

2.2) think again! ppl kiss under the mistletoe. they kissed under the cobwebs! scandalous!

can someone please stop me from uploading the videos?!?!

so sinful. bad karma!

ulcers!! pre-badkarma syndrome! seok faster teach me how to heal it!

(Sun Yan Zi - Yan Lei Cheng Shi) 孙燕姿 - 眼泪成诗 [MV]