jokes

came across a webby... abt jokes. quite funi though. its all abt economics.



Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.




SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and give it to someone else.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sell you milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoot you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kill one and spill the milk in system of sewage.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.



A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on an island, with nothing to eat. A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Lets smash the can open with a rock."
The chemist says, "Lets build a fire and heat the can first."
The economist says, "Lets assume that we have a can-opener..."