Wednesday, March 28, 2007

yes lam yes hcheng. im updating now. luckily yall do update ur blogs. if not... DIE!

ok abit violent. hmm...

if not... EAT PARSLEY!

recently, as ive said, im doing quite well hiding myself and avoiding social meetups. but im actually having this prisch gathering at Zouk next month. perhaps it shall mark the day i finally see the 'light'. no im not a muslim.

it has been centuries since i last saw them! they changed so much la - i mean theres something called Friendster. Some turned from ugly duckling to a gorgeous swan. but some, they... ... i can only say, ugly is the new pretty.

oh shit! bad karma! i shdnt badmouth abt ppl. nono. they r like elegant swans with snowwhite feathers flapping their wings yearning for... sex. OH SHIT BAD KARMA!

no la. they reli changed alot. come to think abt it. i realised im one of those who remained perpetually no diff comparatively. minus the acne and uglyhairstyle. wait. i already got uglyhairstyle last time. ok its still the same.

i cant believe it. i went out makan with my family yest and had curryfishhead. now, im having a curryacnehead already. hooray to depression and suicidal thoughts ( joking!).

i went back to my derm regarding this oh-my-gawd horrible breakout. she suspected dat its the puberty thingy. and gave me some oral...(?!?!)... medicine. and advised me to avoid the sun as frequent as possible since the medcine will cause YET ANOTHER breakout! omg. its breakouts after breakouts! its the legendary kallang wave!

so now i hav to try to avoid going out for another 1month. and yes. this is actually a REQUEST for my fellow frenz to juz ignore me for 1month and treat me as Mr.Glassman. can? pls? tyvm.

so ya la. if yall r planning to meet up right. dun ask me along. dun even inform me k. im scared i will just get jealous. haha. so do it discreetly. very very discreetly.

my derm also changed me whole skincare regime with respect to the medicine im taking now. weird. but she guaranteed all will be fine after 1month. but meantime i hav to follow closely to her regime. so pls do understand k?

i sound like im going for a war liddat. ahah so drastic.

but hey! it is drastic k! i am going for a war. a WAR against acne! stab them kill them drain their blood! ( wait it will be my blood anw) i wouldnt want to be scarred for life. coz for guys to be scarred for life is like... girls being raped! - u get scarred for life as well!

wat a lousy analogy.

dats not the point. the main thing is... let me be alone for the next 1month. frankly speaking. i finally understand the feeling of being 'nagged' by others. like " omg. wat happened to ur face?! its like bubbling with zits!"

same feeling if a guy tells a girl " omg. wat happened to ur figure?! its like bubbling with fats!"

yah. im so sensitive dat i shall avoid such scenrio from happening at all costs! even if it means assasinating my frenz before they could even recognise me.

behold!

meantime. i shall jus fully devote myself into passin my driving test in the first attempt. since the bbdc instructor wont recognise me and go " omg why ur face liddat one?!". of which risking himself being killed tgt with me in an 'accident' while driving. kwakwakwa!

" why u say my face like shit?! my face not like shit! u den like shit! dun care! DIE!"


yawn. 1month k?! meantime i shall update my blog as frequent as possible so u can get to comm with the virtual me. haha.

hav fun!

Friday, March 16, 2007

"update leh!"
" why u for so long still haven updated ur blog?"
" u hibernating izzit?"
" go update ur blog la!"
" always never update ur blog one leh!"
" walao. so long oredi still haven updated ur blog!"

next time, dun let me catch anyone of you not updating ur blog. im going to specifically give u a call and nag at you. or worst, whenever i see u online. i will bombard ur net with millions of msn nudges and emails.

be forewarned.

=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

ok now for something more cheerful.

nothing.

kwakwakwa!

wah die i very lame already.

recently ive been very anti-social. when i say anti-aocial i mean sometimes i dun feel like going out even when i have the time to do so.

like when u ask me out or something. i might just give u some lame excuse that im not free. but actually im happily watching tv and eating tutu kuehs.

im just being honest. i do not want to deceive anyone.

i just feel the need to stay rather less active for this month. or maybe next.

no reason why. perhaps prolonged pms.

so dun blame me for not going out shopping, makan, exercising, chitchat with yall. i need to rest for awhile.

and try to push all ur impt dates ( kbox makan retail therapies movies etcetc) until next month ok?

thankyouverymuch.

recently becoz im too boliao. ive been thinking of this qn -
"Given a chance, would u rather choose life imprisonment or death sentence?"

after much thought i still couldnt make up my decision.

so ive decided.

dun commit any crimes - thus i wont hav to face this qn.

hahaha - ok lame.

on a lighter note - let me pose u this question.

you are supposed to give me the ans before answering the next. it muz be a definite answer - no hesitation or watsoever k.


Qn 1) R u a right hander or left hander?
Ans : Left/ Right

Qn 2) Do u hold ur chopsticks with ur left or right hand?
Ans: Left/ Right

Qn 3) Do u grip ur pen using left or right hand?
Ans : Left/ Right

Qn 4) Do u wipe ur ass after ure done with ur business with left or right hand?
Ans: Left/ Right

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...yesh. its supposed to build up the suspension
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... ok almost done
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so have u gotten the answers for all 4qns?

ok. i just wanna tell u dat for the 4th question -

i wiped my ass with toilet paper!

kill me! im so boliao!

but hey. its not lame k. i got it when my dad was listening to the radio in his car. its kinda funny. i got fooled as well. so dun feel sad abt it k? good.

im thinkin of wat else to blog abt leh. like nth oredi sia. gosh.

halo lam halo des!

ok nvm.

oh i passed my final theory test already. so chickenfeet la! serious! i only used up less than 10 mins to complete all la! moreover the 2 practices i went before the test itself didnt reli help me much. plus i spent near 20bucks on travelling from eastcoast to bbdc. like totally waste of my money and effort.

anw the practicaltest itself is at end of july. so i still got some time to spread out the remaining lessons that im supposed to go. maybe 3 to 4 lessons per month.

and hopefully pass at first attempt! den i can start... start... erm actually it wont reli make a big difference to my lifestyle with or w/o the license anw.

ok i shall go take a quick nap. tmr still hav to wake up freaking early, say 4?, and make my way to eastcoastpark to facilitate this year's S'pore Biathlon.

boohoohoo im so childish.

byebye.