yes lam yes hcheng. im updating now. luckily yall do update ur blogs. if not... DIE!

ok abit violent. hmm...

if not... EAT PARSLEY!

recently, as ive said, im doing quite well hiding myself and avoiding social meetups. but im actually having this prisch gathering at Zouk next month. perhaps it shall mark the day i finally see the 'light'. no im not a muslim.

it has been centuries since i last saw them! they changed so much la - i mean theres something called Friendster. Some turned from ugly duckling to a gorgeous swan. but some, they... ... i can only say, ugly is the new pretty.

oh shit! bad karma! i shdnt badmouth abt ppl. nono. they r like elegant swans with snowwhite feathers flapping their wings yearning for... sex. OH SHIT BAD KARMA!

no la. they reli changed alot. come to think abt it. i realised im one of those who remained perpetually no diff comparatively. minus the acne and uglyhairstyle. wait. i already got uglyhairstyle last time. ok its still the same.

i cant believe it. i went out makan with my family yest and had curryfishhead. now, im having a curryacnehead already. hooray to depression and suicidal thoughts ( joking!).

i went back to my derm regarding this oh-my-gawd horrible breakout. she suspected dat its the puberty thingy. and gave me some oral...(?!?!)... medicine. and advised me to avoid the sun as frequent as possible since the medcine will cause YET ANOTHER breakout! omg. its breakouts after breakouts! its the legendary kallang wave!

so now i hav to try to avoid going out for another 1month. and yes. this is actually a REQUEST for my fellow frenz to juz ignore me for 1month and treat me as Mr.Glassman. can? pls? tyvm.

so ya la. if yall r planning to meet up right. dun ask me along. dun even inform me k. im scared i will just get jealous. haha. so do it discreetly. very very discreetly.

my derm also changed me whole skincare regime with respect to the medicine im taking now. weird. but she guaranteed all will be fine after 1month. but meantime i hav to follow closely to her regime. so pls do understand k?

i sound like im going for a war liddat. ahah so drastic.

but hey! it is drastic k! i am going for a war. a WAR against acne! stab them kill them drain their blood! ( wait it will be my blood anw) i wouldnt want to be scarred for life. coz for guys to be scarred for life is like... girls being raped! - u get scarred for life as well!

wat a lousy analogy.

dats not the point. the main thing is... let me be alone for the next 1month. frankly speaking. i finally understand the feeling of being 'nagged' by others. like " omg. wat happened to ur face?! its like bubbling with zits!"

same feeling if a guy tells a girl " omg. wat happened to ur figure?! its like bubbling with fats!"

yah. im so sensitive dat i shall avoid such scenrio from happening at all costs! even if it means assasinating my frenz before they could even recognise me.

behold!

meantime. i shall jus fully devote myself into passin my driving test in the first attempt. since the bbdc instructor wont recognise me and go " omg why ur face liddat one?!". of which risking himself being killed tgt with me in an 'accident' while driving. kwakwakwa!

" why u say my face like shit?! my face not like shit! u den like shit! dun care! DIE!"


yawn. 1month k?! meantime i shall update my blog as frequent as possible so u can get to comm with the virtual me. haha.

hav fun!