Friday, January 19, 2007

this is going to be a very short entry.

I think Doomsday is coming.

no no. serious. if u've been watching the news and keepin urself updated with the recent events. u would hav realised the tremendous change in the weather and climate over the past few months.

droughts. floods. hurricanes. earthquakes. snow storms. gradual temperature change.

wats next? meteor storm?

at times i wonder whether Mediacorp deliberately showed 'TheDayAfterTommorow' few weeks back. to warn, or rather, hint the public about the upcoming disasters.

but come to think of it. if it reli snows in Singapore. would u be dat gawddamn happy, running outside ur block, jumping like somone who got her toes stepped on and start throwing snowballs at neighbours whose always playing mahjong late at night?

maybe i will be damn excited and calling up my frenz and neighbours on first reaction. den faster dashed my way out to experience the firstever snow on a tropical country.

but soon to realise a snowstorm juz slaughtered a snowman into million pieces.

maybe i shd re-enact 'TheDayAfterTommorow' sequel.

me: " ohmygawd. this is so not happening. way too cool( literal) man! i muz go inform my hibernating frenz"

me : *dialling*

me : " hey. u muz come and see this. it is snowing! it is... HOLY MOLLY COW! "

anonymous : " huh? snowing? r u sure?"

me : *silence*

anonymous : " hey u there? hey hey!"

me: *buried under 3fts of snow*

**

but true enuff. if it reli snows in Singapore. instead of running jumpin ard enjoying the extremely unusual climate. i will be damn panicky and started praying. no joke.

so wats the point of studying? working? or gg thru NS? when we all know Doomsday is nearing. we shd be withdrawing all the money from all bank accounts and start a mega big retail therapy.
do things uve never done before. like spending 1k/night on a 6star presidential suite. do a costly extreme makeover. spend thousands on jewelleries. hey wait. theres no need to even spend a single cent. its Doomsday Eve rmb?! why spend?! we ROB!!

or maybe im just oversensitive. someone shd start building a ship and name himself NoahTheSecond.

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