Tuesday, February 27, 2007

i hereby announced dat im suffering from post newyear syndrome.

where u suffer from lack of extra income, lack of yummilicious goodies, lack of mouth-watering dishes... most importantly, lack of holidays.

there there...

oh shit i got so many movies i wanna watch! ok la no alot. in fact, just two- Norbit and Just Follow Law. but the point is, my social life has been left stagnant for quite awhile. was spending time doing i-dunno-what. u see, i dun even know how my time has been spent. pathetic.

yes i rmbed. driving i guess. and maybe... ok i think dats for all.

and i was telling some of my frenz. u know the uber strict driving instructor whom i kena for 8times! yes believe it. 8 consecutive times! its just too weird/lucky/unfortunate/eerie/throw-in-some-random-vocab to actually hav him teaching me for 8consecutive times. i think theres a need for me to spend some time queuing up for Toto soon. u never know whether my face will appear discreetly in LianHeZaoBao/ BahasaMelayu/ throw-in-some-random-newspaper.

" NSF LAI SIYAN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE OVERNIGHT. Despite his bad karma accumulated from regular gossiping, whining, teasing, humuliating, sarcastic remarks, he certainly did not waste dat few hours queuing up for this year's lottery. Many were so shocked dat they lost to someone of such lifeless unsociable singlecell dat they immediately had muscle spasms and convulsion upon receiving first-hand news. In additon, he managed to secure a place in Ripleys' BelieveItOrNot as one of the most awkward and undeserving Millionaire. Thus named, Earl Lai, following MyNameIsEarl."

such major digression. but nvm back to the topic.

i realised he's one of the fixed GOLD group instructors. meaning ppl pay extra surcharges to get him to teach them. since he belongs to the more pro grp of instructors.. ( number of students who passed at first attempt under him > average)

and although i didnt pay any of those surcharges ( i think $5.25 per lesson). i still kena him.

i seriously hav no idea whether izzit a curse or a blessing. While others r willing to pay extra to get him to teach them personally, i sigh and whine whenever i kena him.

i never know. maybe he oso has the same thinking as me

" eeyer! this ns man again! never pay me extra money still wan me to teach him. bhb leh! sucha waste of my calibre. dun care la. whole lesson ask him drive around the circuit aka ratrace."

kuku nehneh.

anw HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY PEITANG!!!!

though i doubt he will read my blog. but still, please relate this to him dat i juz publicised abt his bigday. to like a pathetic number of readers.

ok point is. YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO R(A) FILMS!! thats like how exciting la. i mean. not watchin all those erotic sexual scenes. but u get to see old wankers in action!! i love humiliation!! the umbrellas, the bottles, the tissuepapers!!

but i still cannot believe it. i mean they pay ard 9bucks to watch R(A) films just to wank. its like completely useless and waste of their retirement funds la. i mean might as well pay me den i go download/ borrow/ rent/ buy/ film myself , den play it to them.

so profit-making!

-_- as ive said, post newyear syndrome.

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