ok so im back and didnt keep my promise of blogging asap.

i had sucha great wkend! it was so awesome i dun mind having it like once a month. of coz under sponsorship. u know, like how Adonis and Jeanyip came out with reality shows on beautifying urself when in the first place its not even any close to a decent tv broadcast. its a fuggin commercial! juz dat it lasts for an hour instead!

and tell me, how do they pick the contestants aka ugly ducklings? a panel of 3 blind mice? they shd pick me instead! giving me the perfect makeover is like giving themselves the perfect advert deal. non-price factors? geddit?

ok anw i was randomly clicking on friendster profiles when i realised so many adolescent wrote ' i LiK3 h@vInggGg FuNnnN'. and this seriously triggered my regurgitation system.

first, the-smack-rite-in-front-of-ur-face, wat with all the teensy big caps small caps repeated alphas? i can actually imagine it. those morons, they will deactivate the caps-lock and start typing in the most revolting manner and while sitting at a login prompt, suddenly screeched " why wont it work? i'm typing my password correct! i could hav sworn its abcdefg. why isnt it working?!". den proceed on sending emails with their f9standard asking for assistance.

second, i like having fun is like telling me i hate studying. seriously, who doesnt? like, " hi im pinkyangel1987, i like to have fun in my spare time. i'm too shallow to hav any real interests or hobbies, so im gg to play it safe and rattle on some random general trait, juz in case someone suspects me of having a personality or opinion of my own "

" hi im doom_shocker87, i created this nick becoz i think i hav mighty electrifyin eyes dat mesmerise any single woman in this world, or maybe juz becoz 'doom_shocker87' happens to be the most appropriate nick compatible to yours, followed closely by "dumbcockster1987".

yawn.

on saturday i went out tgt with my buds for the whole day. yes the whole day, we met up at the super ulu northpoint ( its in yishun in case its too ulu for u) and had lunch tgt. tok cock abit and ta-da its 5pm. 5pm marked anti-climax stage where we couldnt think of anywhere to hang out and spent the next 30mins thinking of somewhere condusive for chillin'.

and as typical as it may sound. its PUBBING.

we went to this pub in pasir panjang where ce and pt are the 'regulars' over there. wasnt quite a sleazy place to begin with. a typical pub - pooltable, ktv, cards, dices. but somethin un-typical abt it was the bar-girls. they were really friendly and amiable. quite gdlookin the main factor actually.

we kept drinking, singing, play cards, finger-guessing games, and other super random games like 'heroes' fist' and ' hai-dai-quan aka seaweed'. and before we know it, 2 and a half bottles were gone. and i was dead drunk.

i cant even rmb vividly when i sang ' liang-san-bo and juliet' with one of the waitresses. yes dat bad.

but lucky for me, i didnt reach the point of no return, the point of VOMITTIN. felt v un-sober and nauseous. but got alot better after taking a bath when i reached back home. though i didnt slp well as i kept having vomit-inducing burps.

and come to think of it, we actually spend 8 hours there, from 6 to 2. and the fun cost us ard 250bucks. 250/8 = 30 est. 30bucks for one hour. woah!

but still it was superb! i really enjoyed it and am v thankful for my buds whom were the greatest company i could hav ever, ever find.

speaking of which, i realised pubbing sessions with my buds always end way better than anything. yes even ur orgasm. =))

till then!