i was happily making sushi with my sis, trying to squeeze out a decent shape using the super-sticky jap rice for the ricebase, pondering abt perhaps i shd ask my mom to use the rice to stick-and-trap the lizards in our house. (yes dat sticky!) when suddenly some evil forces came occupying my untainted mind as i reached for the remote control and switched to ChnlU, thinking dat usually the primetime shows will be appealing.

as ive said, evil forces.

smack right at our faces were the Campus superstar contestants competing to getthier asses back to the mainstream match. and holly mother of mozzie! i almost threw my sushi rice at my tv if not for it being so sticky dat it refused to fall out from my palm. i cannot believe it! their singing was( and 'is') worst than the parrots in the Birdpark!

okay not dat my singing is any better, but for goodness sake, its on national TV! do not pollute our pure, innocent, unblemished minds with such horrendous, crow-pitched, super-offtuned shouting/whispering/ ' insert-random-pollutive-non-singing-related' vocab.

Oh wat did u say? their amatuers and not well-trained enough? they need more time to perfect the pitbottom/hopeless/beyond hopeless/ death-inducing pitch?

wat abt i suggest something to u?

start a petition and push this fuking show all the way to 1a.m in the morning right after some random 1980s non-horrific horror(oxy) series! that way, not only we can enjoy a peaceful and fulfillin dinner, the young amateurs can also get to perform on stage with their abhorrent singing 'talents'. wats better?! the sec sch kids wont hav to risk their results just to come all the way to support the hopeless shits! simply becoz they are not allowed to be loitering outside after 11 rmb?! curfew for the small paedophile-attention-seekers!

and im skeptical abt the production as well. the judges werent even giving their opinions. it was simply juz grading after each performance ( wait i think 'after each repulsive clown act' would be better). i think there's a perfect reason behind it. dun be fooled by them. no no, they are not trying to hasten things up and cut down time. its clearly becoz, the judges were SICK of giving their own views! seriously, the contestants and producers are not even showing respect to the judges. excuse me, they dun spend years of experience juz to come and help you judge those repugnant, nauseating singing. i bet if the camera zoomed in and scanned each and every of their faces, there will be nth except jaded and morbid expressions.

seriously i think their singing just triggered my regurgitation sytem coz i suddenly feel like puking now. no, the canned tunas were perfectly edible and safe.