here i am tryin to brainstorm abt wat to update on, after such overwhelming fatigue and all sorts of Zzz monsters attack, and there u r, enjoying life.

nvm, i shall forgive the gerls, since they hav to suffer from painful periods every month. spending dollars and dollars buying pads which r sometimes hard to distinguish ( ultra slim? 9cm longer? more water 'catchment area'? . y? u think reservoir issit?)

but for the guys who r slacking away during ns, good karma has fallen upon u. ( buy more tissues from the roadside ahmas ahpeks)

since i couldnt say much abt wats happening in ns. lets say somethin more diff.

more diff...

great. gays and lesbians it shall be.

u see. not dat im discriminating against homosexuality ( of coz not, i forgive the multiple butt attacks i got from the thai transvestites), but i saw this report on homosexuality. dat being homo is actually not dat particular "victim"'s fault. it all has to do with the genes. dun ask me how or why. do i even look like some bio geek with a big loser word stamped on my forehead? ( good. i can sense a unison 'NO'. good karma.)

but still. of coz im not going to start blaming parents who of nowhere produces weird eggs or sperms. but for me. lesbians is still quite acceptable. since there cant be anythin more unusual than toying with dildos.

but for gays. hmmm... how shd i phrase it.

DUN LET ME EVER SEE BANGLAS KISSING AND HOLDING HANDS IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!

opps. sorry. back to it. i cant reason how gay can actualy poke each others asshole. its like. can u even believe it? the particular poker( poker? nvm.) will have his carrot filled with shit. im sure he will. no matter how much he likes the idea of a choco carrot fondue. he will just enjoy the whole process and den came to realise where he got the lubricant from. of coz lets dun be a racist and start saying the blacks wont hav probs having their carrot covered with choco. since its of not particular diff i guess. no wonder the banglas r enjoying it. damn. smart asses.

or worse, kissing. arghhhhhhhh!!!!! i think they shd just stick their tongues into the condoms first before kissing. kinda like a safety hazard plus it looks less revolting. by like 0.00001% though.

they shd invent some gay detector. which will be first installed outside public toilets like some immigration metallic detector. den whenever the gay walks thru. it will sound the alarm and start bombing the gay with millions of free empty water bottles so there wont be a particular need for him to enter the toilet anymore. and of coz a plastic bowl for big business.

totally not against gays. but ive seen banglas making out in mrt public toilet before. they saw me looking at them and i was so scared they were going to pull me in for an orgy rape. and by den i wont even know wu is wu. i wont be able to point out the rapist during in the investigation room. since all banglas look almost amazingly identical. gosh.

but still. i think 'discreet' is the impt word here. since i believe most s'porean r still not willing to accept banglas or gays making out in parks and esplanade area ( i believe everyone does). so bo bian lor.

anw. im totally not against gays. i think they rock. seriously. gays oways hav the highest sense of fashion. do u even realise most beauty contest judge or prominent hairstylist and makeup artist r mostly gays? dat shows how professional they can in certain areas, even way better than most gerls.

aiyah. i also dunno wat im bullshitting abt. i realised its totally nonsensical. nvm. hav fun guys!