ok. it has been a freakin long time since i last blogged. so juz update yall abit k.

i went to town for christmas eve celebration. and like oways, it was fun, fun and more fun.
everyone was 'armed' with a spray can. preparing to 'fire' at innocent-looking gerls.
and yours truly, being a gentleman ( duh~), of cuz woldnt behave like sexually-deprived despos.

and i even saw someone spraying underneath gerls skirt. i was freakin shocked la.
chao tico lor. if im the gerl, u bet i will freakin slap him to death.

and there was this caucasian couple. freaking stupid. my fren was playing and spraying at them.
and the idiotic caucasian couple actually pushed and scolded him :'stop it ok! stop it! dun u do that again!'
i was like damn stunned. morons. cant they see that everyone was spraying at each other for fun! tok abt festive mood. dildos. mood-spoiler. u can freakin scram back to ur country and enjoy drinking hot choco and singin christmas carol for all i care.

the coundown was great. everyone was yelling and spraying . it was like snowing. yucky and gross though. lol.

serious la. the foam thingy is yucky peice of shyt. its like soapy and sticky.

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now. im actually doing nth.
except for the fact dat i passed my driving theory evaluation. no big deal though.

i wanna catch movieeeeeeeessssssss. perhaps love. chronicles of narnia. family stone. lots lotsa.

im rotting and rotting and rotting. literally.

its like dead boring.

i juz wanna hav more fun before i actaully go work or suffer in ns.

and yah. speaking abt ns. its a complete cockup la. miscommunication everywhere. i have to call them almost every week for further clarification. and the stupid officer IC is oways on leave.

and i actually have to go for the medical screening again becoz the PES A i got was a year before. their so-called 'expiry date'.

so sux. i will hav to spend 5 hrs doing the medical checkup and iq test all over again.

im gg to join the terrorist force soon. and instigate them to bomb mod. ( and im onli my venting my anger. in an exaggerated way. call the police and ure hereby certified with no common sense)

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and i seriously cannot stand ah bengs la.
their perfect combination of sucky chinese + vulgar hokkien + broken eng
rox man!

and they juz culdnt behave like an educated person.

yellin like they own the whole place
walkin and swaying like they r gg for oscars- the best chao ah beng award, dat is.
spouting vulgarities and showing how 'cultured' they r.
drinking and smoking like they got 7 life.
freak them man.

go and getta urself a ' dummies guide for dumb ah bengs'

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ok. so i will carry on my rottin and decomposing process.

hav fun den! adiyoz