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2010-02-08T11:23:00.003+08:00

CNY is finally coming. I NEED my angpows. NEED, not WANT. Anyway I realised that school stuff haven't been really smooth sailing since the start of this semester, from out-of-stock textbooks to wtf-are-you-talking-about core modules. Hopefully things will get better after CNY, I shall gauge my luck for this year by gambling. Who's on?

Btw, I will be off to Msia on the 16th till 17th. My dad planned a super short trip to Malacca since he has some unknown affiliated membership with a resort over there, so its like bu qu bai bu qu.

I went to buy cny clothes alone at Vivo last week. Was quite boring but yet interesting. You don't get to shop alone often. But everything was swiftly settled. Tip of the day: Mall directory- get all the shops that you're going to patronise. It made things a lot easier for me since I didn't have to waste time walking around aimlessly. I think that's the difference between guys and girls. And i got my shirt for a whooping 69.90. I got no idea why the inflation, but 69.90 for a shirt is damn ridiculous. Yes i know, if i find it expensive then i shdnt have bought it in the first place, yadayada. But trust me it was all the same for the rest of the shops i went, ok minus bossini and giordano.

Aiya I don't want to type liao la. Need to leave for school already. Merry Christmas!

2010-01-27T23:04:00.002+08:00

I just had my first on-air interview on YES 933. It was to promote our Impresario semi-finals. I almost died after the 10mins recording. Damn traumatizing. Most of the questions were spontaneous and it caught me offguard. Just glad that it's over. I even broke out a sweat while getting interviewed by the DJ, who later called me 'ke ai'. Dunno to be happy or what.

But I can't understand why she was so high and excited about our event when i was speaking like a news anchor. Yes the comparison. She was like "Wow!"and i was like "Shi de. Shi de. Mei cuo". Like some chinaman. Great. But it was quite fun actually, but definitely weird to hear yourself on air.

Other than my friends, my parents heard it also. My dad heard it while driving back home and my mom while working. My dad later asked me why is it that the DJ didn't say my full name Lai Siyan out and instead called me Siyan. If not he can haolian to our relatives about it. Something along the line of glory. I didn't know how to answer him but i guess a smile always works.

Liang wen ying's concert and blood donation tomorrow. Guess I'll be rather busy tomorrow night, but always not busy with the right stuff. Hahaha.

2010-01-24T11:51:00.002+08:00

I got a shock when my blog page loaded. The template was like Haiti in the making- major screwed up. so I decided to just play safe (and mature) and use the Blogger template instead of the previous one. So now you're looking at perhaps the most boring template, but clean nonetheless.

School has started and so has my boredom. Things haven't been going too smoothly for me in almost all aspects. Right now, I'm just hoping that it'll get better eventually. I actually typed out a paragraph on my recent meetups with diff groups of friends but i 'backspaced' it because I find it bo liao to update anyone on such mundane issues.

I have tonnes of readings to do but I wanna go out and play. Ahh life. You can never get the best of both worlds. Anyway, can someone tell me what nehnehpok means? i know nehneh but not nehnehpok. Manda told me its a nehneh person since mean-pok= mean person. Javier told me 'pok' makes u think of something bumpy, like a hump, thus nehnehpok. I actually think nehnehpok are nipples. Then nehneh, the boobs. Maybe i should do a thesis on it.

Anyway I'm taking Spanish now. I feel so exotic. Can do some tribal dance now.

2009-01-25T02:02:00.002+08:00

Okay. I'm off to M'sia ( it's truly asia) from tmr till next thursday. Which means you won't be seeing me online or whatsoever unless my uncle's house has some wireless network or what. Ok i dunno anything abt tech stuff so I guess its necessary to have a network for online connection no?

And because I got so many readings and assignments to rush, I got no bloody choice but to bring a few along with me and hopefully complete it during the 7hours journey. And I think bringing notes for Chinese new year celebration is super anti-climax and to me, inauspicious as well. But I got no choice man. Argh. Better do it sneakily and not let my relatives find out I'm actually sucha nerd. Like light up the oil lamp late at night and study like how the famous poets did. Ahh... the serenity.

In any case, I will be back om Thursday. So if theres any impt stuff ( like whos getting married or what), you can still call or sms me cos of auto-roaming services. But nat, dun call me just to tell me that u gained weight k. thanks alot.

Ok thats all! Enjoy your Chinese New Year!! We love ang pows and bah kwas!

2009-01-21T23:02:00.003+08:00

Somehow or rather, I got a strong feeling that my blog has already been banished by my fellow friends, leaving it only for my own apreciation. Hahaha shall post porn here next time.

Anyway, Sem 2 didnt start as what I expected it to be. It's only into the first month of Sem 2 and I'm already drained and sian-to-max. So I can roughly imagine myself growing wrinkles and white hairs in the 2nd month of the semester. New year new look.

Actually I got no idea why I'm blogging now when I got nothing to update at all. This is unless you guys wanna know how I spend my daily school life, queue up for makan in the ultra canned sardine canteens, trying to pay attention in lects while fightin back the zzz-monster, force myself to speak up and participate actively during tutorials, wait for bus, wait for mrt, wait for lrt etcetc

I just realised my life is like a dvd on auto-play. It simply replays itself after each day. Isn't it exciting siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....................

2009-01-11T14:24:00.004+08:00

I went to search for simple blogskins and chanced upon this damn stylish skin, but the only flaw it has is that the slogan reads 'You Wouldn't Survive My Alter Ego', which like what manda commented " too arrogant already". And because I couldn't find anything else from the first page to the last page of skin views, I think I got no choice but to resort to using the plain old blogger.com skin. Shall give myself another chance. Anyway, Sue you k manda!

Oh, next is the exchange program, my coursemates wanna go to National Taiwan Uni for the semester exchange and Han Ming asks if I wanna go Shanghai Uni with him for the exchange. Argh. And my mom is hoping that I can place Peking Uni as my first choice. So right now, I got no idea where to go. Luckily for chinese majors, we get places reserved just for us, so it makes competiton easier since we don't have to compete with the whole NTU unless the reserved slots got taken up by people with better grades than me. I was thinking of surprising my mom by applying for a malaysian/vietnam/indonesia/thailand uni. Im sure she will be pleasantly surprised by my little prank. Hahaha!

And the readings are already uploaded on blackboard, which means I have to start reading those boring and sleep-inducing notes. Yay cheenabanana!

2009-01-11T01:07:00.003+08:00

I'm going to change my blogskin soon because it causes a major messed up template whenever i viewed it using firefox. Shall take some time to choose a simple and plain looking one.

Other than that, nothing much happened. Oh yah, a quick update on my modules ( although i got a strong feeling no one will understand the system except for manda), I'm taking Astronomy because I cannot get Bs803 during Add/drop, okay I know that the add/drop thingy is still ongoing, but my Astronomy module clashes with the Bs803 exam, so even if there are slots available, I wouldn't be able to grab it because the asshole system will just disallow it. So what's the point right. Aye, live with it. I shall place at least 5 modules on my waiting list for next sem's registration.

Next, My 4days week has reverted back to a 5days week because one of the core lecture was not registered by the Chinese dept, so after much clarification, they announced that the added lecture will be held every monday at 1030, thus screwing up my timetable big time. I love you so much Chinese fac. Why can't I escape this freaking curse! I want my 4days week back! Enough of 5days already!

And because Ive already bought 4tickets ( amounting up to 100plus bucks) for one of my module ( Chinese theatre and performance), I will be hanging out at Esplanade quite often next month. I still canont believe why I was so dumb as to take up this module which is so cost-inefficient. 100plus bucks gone, more tuition assgns needed!

My bio clock is screwed up already. Like I tend to wake up late ( during no-alarm day) and sleep uber late (like around 3plus am). This is really weird, I've never experienced such screwed up bio clock before, and the whole thing worsened after the new year countdown which I only slept at 6plus after everyone left. I tried adjusting my sleeping hour but it's not working at all, like I will lie on my bed at 12am but eventually I would just end up turning and tossing until ard 2plus.

So now, my life is in a entire mess. Yay!

2009-01-07T21:13:00.002+08:00

I seriously hate doing course registration, especially when I can't get any mods I want. Okay although I'm not as hardcore as the add/drop campers whom i guess, pressed f5 frantically so that the magical figure '1' will appear beside 'Places Available', but i did put in some effort. like trying to pray that something miraculous will happen during the 10mins which i allocated it for clickingclickingclicking.

the Add/drop period for today is going to close in another half an hour. So instead of wasting my time competing with the hardcore campers, I decided to blog about how screwed up my timetable is, and how I need to take up 4 major mods for this semester if all fails, so 3 cheers to our ntu registration system. Although its really maddening, but thanks ntu!

And i'm feeling very distracted because of the add/drop. I even dreamt about it. like how i got my module and woke up in elation, and followed by depression when i realised its purely a dream. Not only so, i cant go out to play or whatsoever because i cannot settle my mods, i cannot watch my kang xi lai le in peace because i'm afraid someone will drop the mods during the period, i cannot bathe and shit in peace also because of the same reason, i cannot find time to read the lect materials for general history of China too. So all in all, i cant do anything productive during this gruelling period, maybe except listening to songs and training my vocals while disturbing my neighbours with all the croaking.

Okay thats all for now, theres a lecture tmr in the afternoon, so i guess i have to wake up earlier and start f5ing, hopefully i can get the mod before i make my way to school. So at least i wont be so sian. hahaha. i think even my fart will smell nice if i can my module. Serious. Let you smell too.

2008-12-31T01:27:00.002+08:00

突如其来想在此刻写写无聊的事。现在已经是凌晨130分了。好快就要倒数迎接2009，欢送2008。心里不禁寒了一下，自己到底在2008做了些什么? 完成了些什么? 后悔了些什么? 总是忙忙碌碌，不曾停下脚步慢慢地思索。2008的喜怒哀乐一眨眼就赤裸裸地从眼前逝去，若在百忙之中不停下脚步的话，一定不会意识到自己早已不像2007的自己，不会意识到自己的成长，不会意识到自己思路的成熟，更不会意识到自己已经不是什么年少无知的小孩。我长。

说实在的，我很害怕2009年的到来。怕，不是因为新的一年代表自己也跟着老了一岁。怕，是因为自己没勇气面对任何的波折，怕自己会在某时某刻面对着自己的噩梦。我常认为世界根本没什么好怕的，认为自己年轻有本事根本不需要畏惧些什么。可是，婆婆的离去却给了我好重好重的一击，让我终于了解了自己的想法有多么幼稚、有多么傻。我怕。

长大了，成熟了，懂事了，却对我来说是个无形的定时炸弹。多想回到从前天真的时候，根本不需要有任何忧虑、任何包袱，简简单单地度过人生，可是这一切却不然。现实生活早已不像童年时那么的简单、放肆、为所欲为了。我懂。

快乐的事记不清楚，悲伤的事却牢记着。怎么会这样啊?

只求2009不要给我留下任何深刻回忆。我望。

2008-09-10T23:39:00.008+08:00

晨，我在凄凉的沙漠中流荡。一望无际的太平线仿佛强调着我的孤单，嘲笑着我的空虚感。我却讽刺地在那断绝生命的沙床上悠哉闲哉，陶醉在那与世隔绝的世外桃源。常想，若有一天，沙漠辜负了我，抛弃了我，我还能指望谁?

朝，残酷的太阳把我缓缓牵起，但那金丝却又是如此地渺茫薄弱，不堪回首。颓废，我顶着那沉重无形的包袱继续前进。顿时，我恍然大悟。前进? 在这萧条的内心，我又何去何从?

午，沙漠中刮起旋风，逆首飞蓬，使我寸步难行。无奈，我丢下那沉重的包袱，孤军奋战。我绝望地忏悔，恳求沙漠不要辜负我，不要抛弃我。而却在此时，阳光忽变明媚，风已微迅。我沉默地庆辛着，以赶路为先。脑子忽然提醒了我，包袱?

我急转过身来，谁知，包袱早已深埋在沙漠中。

2008-08-04T13:25:00.004+08:00

I'm not racist but something ridiculous happened yesterday which is about to change my whole perception, or perhaps it's changed.

I was on my way to meet my orientation group at boonlay bus interchange, and since I was there rather early( usually I'm late), I went to the toilet first. But when I was outside the toilet, this freaking bangla came out, or rather ran out from the entrance( maybe late for construction work). And because he ran out when i was just adjacent to him, He couldn't freaking stop because it was too late by the time he saw me. So guess what, he oh-my-ah-bu-neh-neh bumped into me and i screamed murder. That's not the main issue, his construction boots freaking kicked my toe and i almost strangled him alive, that was when he frantically apologized to me "Solli Solli~~!!" Irritating.

So i attended the division orientation camp with a swelling toe and a swell on my cheek. I just cannot believe that I'm so suay. Anyway, smelly banglas aside, the orientation camp was quite interesting and meaningful as compared to the previous camps which I had gone for. And I will no longer be a loner like Nat since I made some friends over there. And regarding "how's the girls over there?", I can only say, the SAME! so u make the guess yourself.

Lessons start tomorrow, finally a whole new jolly phase!

2008-07-25T17:43:00.004+08:00

okay. this is definitely not porn although it kinda looks like it. I was surfing the net and clicking on random Youtube vids and evil forces led me to this uber hilarious parody of rihanna's umbrella. It features hilliary clinton and barrack obama. maybe you had seen it before if u were a geek like me. v funny! got monica and bill clinton also! so GP-context!!

"your pole has me in the lead, but your pole's the only one i need"

kua kua kua!

2008-07-24T21:43:00.008+08:00

Do you know that i'm so freaking bored that i went online on and off for like 6times just to check new updates (be it blog, news, forums). So bo liao!

I got nothing to do so i'm just gg to update random photos which i took with my new yet ugly phone.

we went to Ma Maison at Central for Des's birthday

random photo-taking. Yes, I know i need a haircut.

but i think mr.Lester needs it more than I do.

we went to this ulu building at clarke quay to hold a mini celebration after dinner.

We played with my camera functions. Switched - the face, the shirt, and our arms as well! Guess which belongs to which!

All in all, Happy birthday, DES!

I need to be at home, waiting impatiently for the 'Perfect Cut' to air its final episode tomorrow at 10. But i got tuition until 930. I must sprintttttttttt!!!

2008-07-22T23:21:00.002+08:00

I'm so hooked onto 'Perfect Cut 一切完美' from Channel U. It's like the best-est tv series ever! To those avid fans of the oh-so-typical Channel8 family-theme drama, it's time for a new change!

Everything in the show is perfect(pun)! The actors and actresses, the theme and ending song by Shi Xin Hui and most importantly, the storyline! It's like different puzzle pieces forming the most out-of-the-world jigsaw! I shall force all my friends to go watch the show at least 5times. I don't care.

I'm listening to the theme song now. I got the ending song as well. Both are super addictive. I shall also force my friends to listen to it 4865937times each so that we can have another common topic!

Anyway, I packed my room and cleared lots of random letters/envelopes/application forms/business replies/'rough' papers. So now my room is so clean that i feel like licking it. Yum!

I got so many theme parties to attend. I'm a socialite! I shall only talk to people with the status similar to Paris hilton. And give the inferiorities a fart at their faces( need to eat lots of sweet potatoes first). I'm so mean.

I'm still wondering where should i hold my birthday party? or shall i just have individual birthday dinners with the seperate cliques. Some of my close friends told me that holding a birthday chalet is not exactly a good option. Think preparation, think inviting relatives, think socialising, think long distance, think birthday programmes...

I don't know. But I'm so lazy i might just forgo the idea and stay at home watch Youtube afterall. Oh and i need to get a haircut soon before Seok's birthday party. But i got no idea where to get a decent haircut or should i just stick to my $10 haircut at neighbourhood salon? I actually don't mind spending more on getting a new hairstyle ( not like i'm some jap idol or taiwan celebrities), but of course, it will be somethin refreshing lah. Any recomendations?

My mom just gave me this wedge of papaya which has the weirdest colour ever. It's tomato-red in colour. I think it is because it's beyond ripe. I'm having papaya for supper. How interesting.

Okay. I shall indulge myself in the savory papaya. Bye!

2008-07-10T17:03:00.003+08:00

Okay i didnt do much ever since i last blogged. and the definition of 'didnt do much' is such that i spent endless hours in front of my desktop, watching uncountable 'kang xi lai le' and 'bleach'. Yes, i'm unemployed, poor, and rotting.

Other than the frequent 'geek' and 'couch potato' obsession, I ventured into the new arena of lan-gaming. Yes, im finally an ah-beng! and by 'new', i meant i wasnt exactly into such mundane games where you were expected to exterminate your enemies through aimless fights. But ever since Peitang dragged me to play the $2/hr addictive yet unhealthy( think disgusting ahbengs, expletives, vulgarities, random spasm and unwanted yelling), Im actually half-hooked onto this rather old game, Command and Conquer. Okay, I shall spare u guys from the details. But i just wanna let all of you know that im proud to be ur ah beng-next-boor. lets center-part our hairstyle and dye it gold!!

Anyway, matriculation is about to start and i'm still so new to the whole 'fastest fingers first' in ntu. Although i know its tonnes easier than nus bidding system, but regrettably, I still can't grasp the modules selection. Luckily, manda offered to help me in case I encountered any problems or have queries. So i shall start to bother manda to no end. Thanks manda!

There's still so many tihngs which I wanna do before school starts next month. Like, ice-skating, kayaking, prawning? I don't know. I'm having mixed feelings- Despite being rather enthu that school is going to start soon, I think I wil miss the days where i can sleep till late, watch tv till late, surf net (not porn) till late. Argh. Never mind. I shall start being geeky all over again.

And i guess those who previously owned a UOB debit card must have already received their new uob NOW card which comes in one fugly colour ever- blood red! that's a million times more unclassy than a pile of dog poo. Nobody wants to flash that in an atas fine dining restaurant. Grr. Moreoever, u actually have to pay an anuual fee from the second of thrid year onwards. hello uob?! why are you forcing us to pay for that piece of bullcrap? i love my TX card which obviously, has not annual fee or hidden charges whatsoever. Grr. I hate ugly designs.

okay i shall go bathe and meet javier for orgy. Bye!

2008-06-19T22:02:00.003+08:00

Yes. You're not hallucinating. Yours truly is blogging after what seems forever! Haha!

Okay theres so many things I need to update you guys ( or perhaps I'm just typing it for myself to acknowledge since the blog is almost completely covered by webs).

I stopped working last week and just finished the media broadcasting course. Am glad I can finally rest and have fun ( whilst endless tuition lessons). But still, since i will be embarking on a new journey in weeks' time, I shall hence, make sure I get to play and play and play non-stop( yes the lack of vocabs. haha!). Lately, I've been rather troubled over so many random, mundane stuff. I guess I just need to relax and live today like there's no tomorrow ( too cliche cannot tahan!). Ive always feel that this particular phrase ' live today like theres not tomorrow' is just plain stupid. Am i supposed to withdraw all my money from the bank and start spending it like 'theres no tomorrow' as well? Weird.

Yesterday, I visited the live-broadcast room and it was so interesting I almost wanted to call in to the DJs and tell them im so excited to be standing outside the room and spying at each and every of their actions. But alas, my coursemates told me not to be 'bo liao' since i can just enter the room during their break and tell them that directly. So i left the room with much regrets and continued touring around the news block. We met quite a number of news reporter and presenters. I wanted to tell the 10pm chnl8 broadcast presenter that my mom and i love her... but i forgot her name all of the sudden. So yea... have to wait till next time when i became colleagues with her. oh-so-bhb!

Since I'm no longer working and having night classes, I guess I should start mass-smsing my friends and arrange for meetups before sch starts. But i guess most of them are working temp right now. like 'i-need-to-go-on-diet-4548754857times nat', so i think i need to plan my weekdays properly so that I won't waste any time doing bo-liao stuff.

Next, I finally received the ntu matriculation package together with the orientation week notice. Ntu has like the worst administration ever. Everything came in so late. Originally, I thought the O'week would be held on the end of july as stated on the website. But it turned out to be mid july instead. So right now I have no choice but to squeeze and push all my plans to an earlier date. We love last-min! Right now, I'm still contemplating whether I should join the orientation and prepare myself for unlimited saikangs duirng these 5days ( cos in arts stream, guys are like the super inferior ones since theres just so lil of us. Actually it might be a good thing also.)

I'm thinking I shd create a new e-mail add which is less xiao-didi, like doom_shocker, or less poseur, like genesiac_sly. It shall be soemthing like lsy87? or sylai? I dunno. I was so lazy to come up with a proper email add until my broadcast coursemates asked for my email add. and I was like spelling 'genesiac_sly' for them. I think they were rather confused with the connection between me and this email add. haha!

okay i shall go watch my anime and be a geek. bye! wo ai ni men! ni men ai wo!

2007-11-23T14:16:00.000+08:00

命运就好比淘气的小女孩, 还真是会作弄人啊。在仅仅的两天内, 我尝尽了人间的酸甜苦辣，喜怒哀乐。一切来得快，去得也快。无法捉摸的光阴仿佛一场流星雨一样令人不知所措, 出乎意外。就像荡秋千似的, 先是个喜事, 后是个丧事。
霎时间，这一起一伏使我了解了生命是无常的，是无法掌握的，是残酷的。无奈，却不知如何是好。美好回忆就如夕阳一样的短促却又印象深刻，紧紧地烙在心中。若我能拥有时光倒流的月光宝盒，我宁可删掉这一切的一切，会到那令鹤鹊羡慕的人生。
思念，却不敢踏进那令我无法自拔的心境。

难忘的笑容，难忘的慈悲，难忘的你，难忘得使我忍不住又为你掉泪。

2007-11-05T12:05:00.000+08:00

not too long ago. i was having some casual chat with my mom during dinner. and i brought up something dat has been a hassle to me since eons ago- my name.

obviously most of yal shd know how my name sounds like. theres no prob with the Chinese pronounciation. but its the english one i always cant seem to understand.

some pronounce as see-yen. si4-yen3. sai-yen. see-yan.. blah blah....

frankly, sometimes i dun even know which one is the correct pronounciation since there can be so many variations. which at times caught me offguard when an english-speaking asked for my name. coz being non-chinese. they cant use the Chinese pronounciation as a guide. so usually i will hav to repeat umpteen times before they can get a decent one.

moreover, i hav to admit dat my name when pronounced with an english accent really sound quite bad. SEE-YEN.

so often i hav to go thru those awkward times tryin to correct others and of coz to re-affirm myself. which im seriously sick of.

dats why i came up with this suggestion to get an english name for myself. preferably not those 'flamboyant' loud type. juz a simple one dat will make things way easier next time. and it seems dat now shd be a good time since i haven started my uni yet. let alone working. so i only hav not many cliques to inform them abt the new add.

and i dunno why i kinda like the word string 'AN'. probably becoz of my name siyAN.

i did a simple search on names with 'AN' in it. and ta-da the results.

Adan
Aidan
Aydan
Athan
Aryan
Adrian
Bryan
Dylan
Evan
Ian
Ivan
Ryan
Shane
Zane
Zayne
Zyan

obviously there r more but i took away the complicated ones like Nathaniel, Alexandra, Donovan since im juz tryin to look for simple names with 2 or less syllables. It doesnt hav to be the mentioned ones.

looks like i need to do some survey. help anyone?

2007-10-11T17:02:00.000+08:00

luckily the bloody Creative replaced my kuku mp4 with a new one. If not im gg to start kicking up a fuss in their care centre and randomly criticisin their products and its deficiency. ahh luckily.

but nevertheless, i spent a whole day uploading media files back into my mp4 and managin my playlist so on and so forth. yes i know. "one day to do all these?! how retarded can you be?!" but i tried my best. my brain juz couldnt keep up with tech gads like this.

recently nth much happened. celebrated caier's and hm's birthday. and correct me if im wrong. there wont be any bdae celes anymore except for nat's. hmm. i cant be bothered to put effort in recalling anymore bdaes.

and as much as i hate talking abt my camp in my blog, ( camp is like so sian already. wat is there to rant abt? everything.) i have no choice but to viciously complain abt my new boss who is really some dumb lump of fats. I really cannot imagine how he got their rank and stuff? pity from the comd i guess? hes so ridiculous and obstinate! i mean, of coz we get shit in ns. but please at least some gd shit! not these unreasonable nonsensical shits!

no matter wat. pls take note im left with 4mths to ord. so which means im gg to be a free bird soon. and i juz cant wait! i love ord, ord loves me!

meantime, i shall start planning for vacations after my ord. 3 cheers for non-peak periods!

p.s. i kept having super random dreams. hmm

2007-09-29T16:13:00.000+08:00

updates on my mp4. the same prob happened soon again few days back and i decided to send it for cremation. went all the way to p.s. and handled this nasty thing to the undertaker. she tried to revive it but to no avail. so ta-da its now on its way back to the factory to get a proper funeral.

met des up for dinner and catching up. of coz not forgetting the main reason for the meetup. afterwhich i went back to bpp starbucks to meet the lsg+4bbs and msyeo. had a great catchup with pt and jav abt their life in bmtc. while i can start counting down the torturous days left in camp myself. argh.

met up with nat fee and manda few days back as well to celebrate my super belated bdae. was v glad they all could make it whilst all the super hectic muggin schedule. went to this jap steamboat place at sunset way. and nat was high on... i dunno. mushrooms?

just cam back from movie. need to start preparing to meet up da gang for ce's bdae at jp. ok cya guys!

2007-09-21T17:43:00.000+08:00

nth much happened recently except that i got a shock when my mp4 hanged all of the sudden when i was listenin to it. panicked and smsed fee abt it since she has one of the similar players. in vain, i got desperate and pushed the RESET button, risking erasing all my media files. but luckily, everythin was still in place and resumed normal. and just as i was abt to 'phew' in relief. i took another deep breath in when i realised all the system got all screwed up. so its like when u press the PLAY button, the volume will lower. and when u press PAUSE, the player will go to the main menu.

trying not to throw the mp4 out thru the window since its a bdae gift from my sis and im afraid dat karma striked and the mp4 lands on my dad's car, i asked my mom to bring it out with her to work so that i can get it from her later when im out and head over to the creative seller and get it fixed.

and aye. i was too lazy to go out and decided to go get it done the next day ( yest).

when my mom came back from work, i asked her for my mp4 so dat i can prove to my sis that my mp4 went beyond bonkers and justify the intention i had to throw it out thru the window.

and apparently some miracle happened or my mom has amazing healing powers becoz while i was trying to demo the atrocity to my sis, it worked.

i passed my mom the broken dvd player tdy and asked her to bring it to work.

2007-09-15T00:04:00.000+08:00

this is like gg to be the best entry for myself. as u know, its already past midnight which means my birthday is offically over. and it reli tempts me to post the 'loot' i got this year. so be it 'showing off' or 'hao-lianing'. Im just lovin it!

1)

hanming and desmond brought me to this japanese restaurant. so authentic they sell a slice of honeymelon for 12.80. obviously we didnt get that but ate some reli costly blackpigmeat dishes. i grumbled when no spoon was given to drink the miso soup. had to reli follow the culture and drink it straight from the bowl! went walkin ard and stopped at a cafe to chill and relax. had good time catching up with des. juicy gossips and future endeavours. thanks hanming and desmond!

loot: Levi Signature Belt ( yes its so formal it has to be in caps)

2)

i met my sis at bukitpanjang plaza where she pulled me along to harvey norman for a costly yet reali pleasant surprise. yes a mp3. some of you might hav heard me grumble abt always using my phone as my mps. dat bulky ugly looking hp. so my sis decided to get me a proper mp3. not wait, mp4! had quite a hard time choosing one i like and yet reasonably priced since i didnt reli want my sis to spend so much juz on the mp3. in the end i got this! thanks sister!

loot: Creative Zen V Plus with skin

went kboxing with my cousins today before meeting my sis and yet another pleasant surprise. some might know im always wearing that old torn watch. so now i finally got something to swtich with. and good riddance to my to-do list! thanks yiyi sis and ahfang!

loot: Everlast watch

as ive said. i met up with my buds not long ago for my bdae celebration and they got me this red wine which has my name dedicated on it. so its the one and only Siyan's wine! not forgetting my dinner and kbox session were both treated by them! much appreciated! thanks caier, peitang, cheexiong, lion, javier, huixuan, wanping, jojo, ailing!

loot: an ultra big bdae greeting card and wine specially bottled under my name

my mom, needless to say, being the most practical and realistic, gave me a 100bucks angpao and asked me to buy whatever i want to. i still haven decided wat to buy. but no matter wat. mommy i love u most! thanks mom!

loot: 100bucks angpao

i am really really thankful for wat u guys have done. i hav to admit i got touched ( ok abit mushy) when i saw the presents being drawn out from the carriers. this year's birthday was like the best out of the ones i had. words simply cant express my deepheartfelt gratitude for those whom hav one way or another accompanied me thru every phase of my life. i reli enjoyed every tiny weeny bit of my 20th birthday celebration with u guys. u all simply made my day better than better.!

thank you all so so much!

2007-09-13T11:25:00.000+08:00

2007-09-13T10:46:00.000+08:00

went out with the gang yest for my bdae celebration. really thanked them alot for wat they have prepared. it was really thoughtful and interesting. haha.

we went to billy bombers for dinner and had a good catching-up and spending precious time with pt,cx and jav before they enlist. bdae song bdae 'cake' bdae pressies and all. the gals even prepared a 'lup sup' song for me to sing in the public. super awkward. but hey, at least i was sporting. not forgetting wanting me to remove the candle stand from the 'cake', of which the stand was hidden deep beneath. smart ar u gals. anw thanks alot for everything! much appreciated!

afterwhich the gals left early and the guys went kbox. total havoc! we were like cavemen when the tidbits and platters came. not forgetting the constant whining by them since most of the songs was mine. haha! thanks lion for footing the bill! and thanks ce for sending us back home!

ok photos and all to be uploaded asap. as i said, only if i looked human in those pics.

i know im repearing. but thanks alot to ce, jav, pt, cx, lion, hx, jo, al and wp! and andy as well! =))

tdy's prog will be bdae celebration tgt with des and hm! tmr's will be with my cousins! sunday with my family! jc's i dunno when

yay i love my frens and fam!

2007-09-09T12:31:00.000+08:00

ok guys. went to seok's house for the superduper belated bdae celebration for herself and fee. ordered pizza and stuff. watched dvd and played some cardgames while chitchatting and gossiping ( randomly surfing friendster's profile and mocking it). all in all, im glad we finally got a chance to meetup esp for seok and gordon, it has been like centuries since i last saw them.

might be gg to the foodfare at suntec later. or is it at suntec. aiya dunno. albeit reluctant, i dun think i reli hav a chance.

ok update asap.

2007-09-08T14:17:00.000+08:00

went cocoon to celebrate pt, cx and jav's last fridaynight as a civilian before they enlist. almost everyone turned up and was spontaneous, even for the girls. had lotsa fun although we didnt really get much chance to sing and had to suffer the horrendous vocals of the uncles down there. shall upload some of the photos here if only i looked glam in it. like i said, i always enjoy gg almost anywhere when theres company like them. the gals inclusive of coz. =))

hav many plans later at night. surprisely im really too free now ( im blogging dats why) but gg to be rather busy later. meeting seok and co for dinner cele later. den the budds wanna either go watch getai at geylang or go prawning. no matter wat, now everything muz be stamped APPROVED by my dear parents first. bye freedom hello curfew.

im worrying abt wats gg to happen later. since i haven called my mom and inform her regardin all the thingys happening later. so to prevent empty promises im telling everyone dat i hav to reach home before 10. so activites after 10 are out for now. shall call my mom later coz we still need to wake up super early, like 7 tmr morning to send my greataunt off back hk.

sometimes ppl are juz too ridiculous to be true. like wat i told huixuan early this morning, to me, everything is abt obligation v.s. spontaneousness. friends who know me well shd know it better.
u want me to do watever i dun like to do, fine i do it now. but next time be prepared for the excuses. or better, if u know i dun like it, dun even ask me.

its all fair and square. face it, who wans to listen to the reasons, we only hear excuses. its much more convincing anw. you and i know it.

( ok mom says no to watever after 10)

2007-09-05T20:17:00.001+08:00

i'm watching a chnlU show reviewing all the fav food outlets' masterpieces. and suddenly im drooling ( i still am) over the bak ku teh, satay beehoon, oyster omelette. the dishes look damn appetising. i want i want!

speaking of food, i went to collect my long-awaited-for choc cookies from nat. i got 2 bags! its becoz she forgot to make some for me the previous round. so this time, i demanded for 2 bags! i ate one bag in less than 10mins time juz now. yummilicious! v crisp and tasty! nat make more make more!

went to the much-resented place - bk timah juz now. didnt reli wanna go but was thinking of acc pt to spend his remainin few days before he enlists. shun bian kill time while waiting for nat to finish her stuff. i always loathe gg to bk timah for one main reason- the food outlets there are not reli v appealing in the first place. plus my budds always end up playing pool or lan there. and i suck at both. so its like an obvious waste of time for me.

i know its teachers day and quite a number of my frens asked whether i wanna go back to my secsch/ jc. but hey, teachers were always nightmare for me. nths really pleasant except that we got halfday off for their celebration. and they were always getting loads of presents from their students already. those materialistic adolescent, they shd be getting 100/100 for midyrs as the present. so that the respective teachers wouldnt hav to stay back to give them extra lessons. rest time= a zillion times more precious than ur teddy bears.

i really cant wait to ord. and i think im gg to harp on it for the rest of the 5 mths.

im watching this show hosted by jeffwang and marklee travelling to foreign countries. and marklee seriously needs to brush up his command of english. its like disgustingly embarassing since hes like representing us s'poreans.

2007-09-04T21:22:00.000+08:00

im now enjoying this superb chilled choc drink mixed with baileys mintchoc. and it simply tastes far more than marvellous. its chocolicious!

all u need is
2 packets of Cadburyhotchoc rdytomake powder
ard 80ml of baileys mintchoc - 80ml = approx 1 vitagen.

make rdy ur extra chocolatey drink, add the baileys in, and den wait for it to cool. afterwhich, put it inside ur fridge to chill it.

and ta-da u get ur orgasmic xtra-chocolatey baileys mintchoc.

ive finally learnt mahjong. okay not that ive perfectly mastered it. but i think i can pass out as a decent player. so now, everyone is invited to challenge me to a game mahjong! its seriously addictive!

ive decided to change my style of bloggin, which is, to update tiny weeny bits of my recent encounters/gossips/reviews/activities/pornwebsite etc instead of slapping one full essay long of entry. in any case, if u'll not happy with it, do tell me abt it so that i can send u loads of virus emails.

2007-08-20T20:25:00.000+08:00

ok so im back and didnt keep my promise of blogging asap.

i had sucha great wkend! it was so awesome i dun mind having it like once a month. of coz under sponsorship. u know, like how Adonis and Jeanyip came out with reality shows on beautifying urself when in the first place its not even any close to a decent tv broadcast. its a fuggin commercial! juz dat it lasts for an hour instead!

and tell me, how do they pick the contestants aka ugly ducklings? a panel of 3 blind mice? they shd pick me instead! giving me the perfect makeover is like giving themselves the perfect advert deal. non-price factors? geddit?

ok anw i was randomly clicking on friendster profiles when i realised so many adolescent wrote ' i LiK3 h@vInggGg FuNnnN'. and this seriously triggered my regurgitation system.

first, the-smack-rite-in-front-of-ur-face, wat with all the teensy big caps small caps repeated alphas? i can actually imagine it. those morons, they will deactivate the caps-lock and start typing in the most revolting manner and while sitting at a login prompt, suddenly screeched " why wont it work? i'm typing my password correct! i could hav sworn its abcdefg. why isnt it working?!". den proceed on sending emails with their f9standard asking for assistance.

second, i like having fun is like telling me i hate studying. seriously, who doesnt? like, " hi im pinkyangel1987, i like to have fun in my spare time. i'm too shallow to hav any real interests or hobbies, so im gg to play it safe and rattle on some random general trait, juz in case someone suspects me of having a personality or opinion of my own "

" hi im doom_shocker87, i created this nick becoz i think i hav mighty electrifyin eyes dat mesmerise any single woman in this world, or maybe juz becoz 'doom_shocker87' happens to be the most appropriate nick compatible to yours, followed closely by "dumbcockster1987".

yawn.

on saturday i went out tgt with my buds for the whole day. yes the whole day, we met up at the super ulu northpoint ( its in yishun in case its too ulu for u) and had lunch tgt. tok cock abit and ta-da its 5pm. 5pm marked anti-climax stage where we couldnt think of anywhere to hang out and spent the next 30mins thinking of somewhere condusive for chillin'.

and as typical as it may sound. its PUBBING.

we went to this pub in pasir panjang where ce and pt are the 'regulars' over there. wasnt quite a sleazy place to begin with. a typical pub - pooltable, ktv, cards, dices. but somethin un-typical abt it was the bar-girls. they were really friendly and amiable. quite gdlookin the main factor actually.

we kept drinking, singing, play cards, finger-guessing games, and other super random games like 'heroes' fist' and ' hai-dai-quan aka seaweed'. and before we know it, 2 and a half bottles were gone. and i was dead drunk.

i cant even rmb vividly when i sang ' liang-san-bo and juliet' with one of the waitresses. yes dat bad.

but lucky for me, i didnt reach the point of no return, the point of VOMITTIN. felt v un-sober and nauseous. but got alot better after taking a bath when i reached back home. though i didnt slp well as i kept having vomit-inducing burps.

and come to think of it, we actually spend 8 hours there, from 6 to 2. and the fun cost us ard 250bucks. 250/8 = 30 est. 30bucks for one hour. woah!

but still it was superb! i really enjoyed it and am v thankful for my buds whom were the greatest company i could hav ever, ever find.

speaking of which, i realised pubbing sessions with my buds always end way better than anything. yes even ur orgasm. =))

till then!

2007-08-05T14:38:00.000+08:00

ok im finally back blogging. didnt really hav the mood to blog ( not dat i finally do). im just too lazy to do anything abt it.

lately, other than the usual ns routine. i hvan had time to do anythin fruitful. been rotting at home and in camp. many yet lil things happened. or shd i say a few yet significant things happened. aiya i got no idea wat im talking about.

didnt really go out alot for the past few weeks. thus it explains this boring lifeless entry.

oh i finally thought of something worth celebrating. i finished readin my Harry Potter! finally! even though my sis pre reserved the book so dat we got it on the day of release itself. i wasnt as enthu as the rest of the diehard harry fans ( like grabbing the book hide one corner in the bookstore and started flipping the pages) becoz i still had some lib-loaned books with me. So i hav no choice but to finish those books first before i start this mega big seller.

was actually quite satisfied with the entire storyline. but some things were not reli very well-explained due the fast story pace. so there was this point of the time i didnt realise one character even died until the finishing pages and had to flip back to backtrack but no evidence showed the scene of his death. i even had to go ask my frenz who hav the same sentiments.

other than dat, im really glad it didnt end up too anti-fairytale. it has been years even since the first book was out. and the harrypotter popularity has always been tiptop. when i finshed this last book . i actually thought to myself how time flies. i still can rmb vividly how i was rushing my sis to finish the first book ( Philosopher's Stone) so dat i can get my hand on it. and now, everything has come to a complete fullstop. like wat every fairytale is like isnt it.

the flashback had been quite emotional for me. somewhat like i hav spent my adolescent tgt with harrypotter.

oh well. its like a phase in my life. i never liked reading. it was like a chore to me. but somehow the first book triggered my enthusiasm. so im actually quite thankful. haha.

i think i will update asap since this is not really a decent entry. but u cant blame me. nth has reli happened to me recently. maybe yal can do something abt it. like giving me a new plasma tv, a better computer, sponsoring my retail therapy sessions or juz simply cold hard cash. den i might juz get new bloggin ideas.

ok till then.

2007-07-17T21:28:00.000+08:00

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obviously im asking you to watch the video and not drool over pamela's boobs. although it might be a win-win situation.

2007-07-16T21:01:00.000+08:00

i was happily making sushi with my sis, trying to squeeze out a decent shape using the super-sticky jap rice for the ricebase, pondering abt perhaps i shd ask my mom to use the rice to stick-and-trap the lizards in our house. (yes dat sticky!) when suddenly some evil forces came occupying my untainted mind as i reached for the remote control and switched to ChnlU, thinking dat usually the primetime shows will be appealing.

as ive said, evil forces.

smack right at our faces were the Campus superstar contestants competing to getthier asses back to the mainstream match. and holly mother of mozzie! i almost threw my sushi rice at my tv if not for it being so sticky dat it refused to fall out from my palm. i cannot believe it! their singing was( and 'is') worst than the parrots in the Birdpark!

okay not dat my singing is any better, but for goodness sake, its on national TV! do not pollute our pure, innocent, unblemished minds with such horrendous, crow-pitched, super-offtuned shouting/whispering/ ' insert-random-pollutive-non-singing-related' vocab.

Oh wat did u say? their amatuers and not well-trained enough? they need more time to perfect the pitbottom/hopeless/beyond hopeless/ death-inducing pitch?

wat abt i suggest something to u?

start a petition and push this fuking show all the way to 1a.m in the morning right after some random 1980s non-horrific horror(oxy) series! that way, not only we can enjoy a peaceful and fulfillin dinner, the young amateurs can also get to perform on stage with their abhorrent singing 'talents'. wats better?! the sec sch kids wont hav to risk their results just to come all the way to support the hopeless shits! simply becoz they are not allowed to be loitering outside after 11 rmb?! curfew for the small paedophile-attention-seekers!

and im skeptical abt the production as well. the judges werent even giving their opinions. it was simply juz grading after each performance ( wait i think 'after each repulsive clown act' would be better). i think there's a perfect reason behind it. dun be fooled by them. no no, they are not trying to hasten things up and cut down time. its clearly becoz, the judges were SICK of giving their own views! seriously, the contestants and producers are not even showing respect to the judges. excuse me, they dun spend years of experience juz to come and help you judge those repugnant, nauseating singing. i bet if the camera zoomed in and scanned each and every of their faces, there will be nth except jaded and morbid expressions.

seriously i think their singing just triggered my regurgitation sytem coz i suddenly feel like puking now. no, the canned tunas were perfectly edible and safe.

2007-07-11T20:25:00.000+08:00

i realised dat perhaps since im so free. i shall make it a point to meet up with all my friends once a week, if not once every 2weeks! by doing so, other than satisfying my friends' ragin 'thirst' to meet up with me, i can also do good karma! one stone two birds. marvellous. im so smart i cant believe how come my parents didnt teach me algebra at the age of 1.

and yah, recently i got no idea wat happened but apparently my friendster got 'hacked' or somethin along the line. so my ABOUT ME and WHO YOU WANT TO MEET section got altered and filled with some random vulgarities and expletives. and not forgetting my name also got changed to 'lao ch** bye'. slap me please! from lai siyan to lao ch** bye! how vulgar yet creative can he/she gets! i totally got punked by dat anonymous. i wouldnt hav noticed it if my home page didnt show ' updated profile - 4hours time' when i was obviously in camp skiving and slacking, totally oblivious to such atrocity.

screw it maybe i shd start keeping a 'xiao gui' ( nasty lil ghost kid) and start cursing those who goes against me, starting from biting their own lips and tongues during their next sumptuous meal. or combine diarrhoea and constipation together, so whenever they wan to laosai, nth will come out of their asshole! serve u right!

im so mean im scared i wont pass my TP becoz of all these cursing. forgive me pls.

oh and i rented 200pounds beauty and watched it tgt with 2 cliques of frenz, and of coz another 1 stone 2 birds solution. but dats not the main point, i reli didnt regret renting it ( ok sounds abit exaggerated - its like only 2bucks). so now my next movie will be the upcoming HarryPotter. From all the previews and trailers, it definitely does look like a movie worth catching. just hope dat it wont be a disappointment like Fan4 or Ocean13 coz i realised nowadays followup sequels are not as great as its previous hoo-ha.

and yah somethin else i wanna clarify. im so not wearing wat makeup please. its sunblock! coz recently im still undergoing the acne treatment and hav to put on sunblock when im out with my friends to prevent aggravation and adverse effects. and apparently some of my friends tot i was wearing some foundation or wat shit. erm pls im not dat metrosexual. stop accusing me. im just an innocent kid jumping ard the lavender field humming random lullaby rmb?!

my pay is here! i so need to buy tonnes of random merchandise ranging from slippers to new specsframe. but i mean, of coz i dun mind yall approaching me on wat i want and i can specifically tell u my sizes and preferences. so dat u can get rdy my soon-to-be bdae present and dun hav to wreck ur brain pondering abt wat to buy. will grow more white hair u know?

dun be stingy its like once in a year gift to the best person ard!

2007-06-30T12:23:00.000+08:00

recently, other than slacking at home, rotting in camp and other random stuffs, i did something spectacular. and its none other than... GSS rampage!

i went towning with nat fee jason the other day and had quite a good time looking thru stacks and piles of tees and jeans. although i didnt manage to cross out 'jeans' from my to-get list. but i still managed to get the tees i want. 3 tees 1 belt and a Pepperlunch which ive long yearnt for. so its 3 cheers to the prelude of my Mission GSS. now im only left with a pair of nice jeans with the correct shade ( fyi, ive been telling everyone the shade i want juz in case i suffer from mild colourblindness and couldnt tell the shades apart resulting in lifetime(exaggerated) regret).

now that ive more time for myself and my friends. i finally can start expanding and improving my social life. oh there was once i went out chill with ce and gang. den my dad came to pick me up at ard 12. when i hopped on his car, he immediately asked who i was with. den i told him my scout buds. and u will never expect his reaction.
" huh. guys got things to chat with one meh. muz meet girls better wat"
i tell u i was stunned for like 5 mins sitting in his car and didnt know how to reply such awkward and unexpected reaction. it was reli reli... unexpected.

But its a good thing u see, coz my parents r actually very encouragin of bfgf r'ships. thats why i dun reli hav to hide this hide dat. moreover, next time i can hang out late with girls and when my dad asks abt it, i shall tell him yall the one who told me to meet girls. 3cheers to understanding parents~!

and having completed all my driving lessons, im only left with my test in july and 2-3 more revisions since theres still ard 1 mth to my test. so now i can relax and not think abt all these YET. shall spend my time enjoying and chillin out with my friends before stressin myself out with the tp.

oh i have to visit my granny more often from tdy onwards since my rich aunt is gg for holidays with the family and there wont be anyone except the maid taking care of my granny. and my aunt was telling us something super horrible and atrocious. Coz my granny was sick the other day and had to be on medication. and the maid was supposed to be taking care of all these. so one fine day my granny casually asked wat is this particular drug for. and u know wat the maid replied?!

" eat already will mati" in a super nonchalant tone.

i was dumbfonded and speechless when my aunt told us that. when my mom asked if thats the case, why not change her away? my aunt said somethin like she has been serving the family well for several years already and been very fillial to my granny. but dunno why the unexpected attitude. so they ruled out perhaps shes juz being playful since she knew my granny for quite long. but my aunt of coz dun take it as a joke. plus becoz of the environment, the maid already picked up Hakka la! walao even more pro than me pls.

thats the main reason why my aunt hopes dat we can go visit my granny more often while their whole family is away. for a month i guess. she even encouraged us to stay-over. since its not reli safe for my sickly wheelchairbound granny to be left alone with the siao siao maid.

my dad even happily suggested my sis gg over to stay with my granny for timebeing since she's having sem break now! hahaha! i laughed nonstop and helped my sis speak up. wat can she do there? she cant even chitchat with my granny coz she doesnt know hakka and the maid does a better job at taking care of my granny than my sis. hahaha!

ok alright with all the updates. i shall find somethin fulfilling to do this weekend. since everyone is so busy with 'dunno-wat'. maybe i shall act busy and start tellin everyone im occupied for today when apparently im laying on my bed readin random comic books. yawn.

and more meetups pls! i know u wanna meet me. dun be shy.

" oh i cant believe its happening to me... some ppl wait a lifetime for a moment like this"

2007-06-16T21:43:00.001+08:00

i spent like 5 mins tryin to think of wat to write for this blog entry, and hav decided to just follow my flow of thoughts and dump whatever junk i wanna write as i go on.

ok. i haven been doing much lately. except for gg for my driving lessons which ive already completed last week. so now im juz plain rotting my driving skills until my test on the end of july. which speaking of which, i do hope ( like all the sane testees) dat i will be able pass on my first attempt. wait 'testees' sounds crude.

and becoz im bored, bored, and BORED. i developed weird interests that seemed to be of no particular link to wat im doing. for example, i went to the library to pick up some books teachin the basics of massage. and going to webbies lookin for heartsutras and type-saved it into my hp so dat whenever im free, i can try to learn and memorise it. weird eh. i shall give my parents the privilege to be the first to experiment my skills. but somehow or rather, learnin massage is seriously so gay and... wrong! its like im aspiring to become some sensual massageur and hopefully able to 'upgrade' it to some erotic massage. but dats not wat im tryin to do. its pure, basic relaxing massage k. i mean, when i reli got hold of it u can actually ask me to do it for u! ok sounds wrong again. im an innocent sheep. meh~x2

and ive almost fulfilled all my movie cravings - potc, ocean13, shrek3, harrypotter and fantastic4. of which ive already caught the first 3.

for potc its alright la, its like rushin to tie loose ends.
for ocean13, i prefer ocean11 still.
for shrek3, its super funny

ok i know im not cut out to be a movie critic. shuddup.

and i kept thinkin abt the same qn. which ive asked quite a number of my friends. like one day after uve bathed, u drew the shower curtain and saw a Sadako-lookalike standin right in front of the door facing the mirror. what would u do?

hmmm. dun ask me why in the first place the Sadako appeared in ur bathroom out of nowhere.

im very tempted to ' highlight, delete' the above question coz i think its dumb and i do not wan my friends to think that they hav a lame, autistic retard as a friend.

hey im cheerful and serious k. i draw rainbows with the crayons my mom bought for me and i do kneel down, palms tgt, close my eyes and wish for world peace when i see a shooting star. or maybe yearn to be like a cute barbie runnin ard the plain lavender plantation with butterflies dancing tgt with me. swirl and swirl like a... ...lame, autistic retard.

BOOM comes the harsh reality.

and why is everyone drowning? i mean, why r there so many death cases due to drownin? and why r there suddenly all these weird hurricane-lookalike water swirls ( or watever tis called)? and why r there so many dengue cases? why why why? i think we need to ask ' wu gui bo shi' aka Professor Wu Gui. but u muz rmb dat before asking the qn, u muz sing " wei she me? wei she me? WEI SHE ME?... ..."

(retard.)

ok i shall go and do somethin meaningful now. blog again asap.

" eh eh eh eh under my umbrella, ella ella eh eh eh under my umbrella."

if u treat me nice i shall let u stand under my umbrella k.

(retardx10.)

2007-05-26T16:41:00.000+08:00

i suddenly realised it has been donkey years since i last blogged. recently ive met up with several of my friends, heading out and towning. obviously im not gg to blog it down day by day- a waste of mine and ur time. instead i shall juz go on and ramble abt the highlights.

recently, ive been rather slack off in ns and able to spare more time for my friends. and of coz, making sure they are still a phonecall away and ensuring im not easily-forgotten. dats is of coz- im so friendly, caring, sharing, ( insert vocabs still oftenly used in prischs).

went mos the other day with my pals. it wasnt in our plan, but i got no idea how we ended up there in the end instead of a decent pub. and being a saturday, everyone will roughly hav the same mindset before heading over to the ever-popular club. yes, the crowd. as much as i like to hang out with my friends, being squeezed and shoved at is of coz not something i can feel comfortable with. i was happily standing down dat hoping no one will step on my feet when people started to jostle. and it is at times like this when i wished im a girl and can start screaming and exclaimin dat im PREGNANT. but all i did was grumbling and moving from one spot to another, avoiding the sweaty Shreks. theres even one point of time when i was dancing and surrounded by guys with the sentence " i am a typical despo and i hope i can get some ass tonight" smacked right on their forehead. yes surrounded front left right back. i got so turned off by the sweaty smell dat i left the dancefloor. Go sweaty Shreks go! dance and slap ur sweat on others. or better, gyrate and let them FEEL how sweaty u are!

the wet back, the wet chest, the wet face, the wet neck. excuse me we are not running bmtc here.

Sorry but bring ur hyperactive sweat glands and high testosterone somewhere else please. lets dun tok abt girls, even guys dun wanna get close to sweaty baboons when dancing.

and no offense, why the sudden influx of malays?! i dun get it. they shd be playing soccer instead i tot?

never mind that. went to the changi open house with hm and surprise surprise- nat and manda were there as game masters too. although i didnt reli spend much time with them- need to rush for time- but still its nice to see them there. haha. and i think manda got herself a bf. coz i saw her scratchin someone's back in such gentle way- hmm monkey?

and i oso realised somethin recently. why are the secsch kids so BUGIS? when i mean bugis, i mean why r they all wearing those heavily-graphic tees? i call it the bugis-fashion. big kick ass graphics with colours dat doesnt complement yet loud. plus their physique are like super skinny and not well-built. they do look like circus clowns to me.

or wat abt the mammoth buckle+ bright-coloured sneakers+ tight demin+ super long fringe and sideburn

= BUGIS.

i cant imagine if ive a kid like this. and my friends and relatives happen to see them at this state. i think i will go stuff myself with parsley and coriander. i mean, when we were in secsch, i dun think we dressed in dat way. at dat point of time, we dun even know wats fashion. fashion is clothes dat dun look kuku and feel comfy and fitting. dats all. no other funny business. unlike the kids now, our rights of buying things we like were restricted by our parentsat dat point of time. They will oways tell us wat is suitable for us and wat is not, although now u start to think back, u cant imagine how ugly it looked on you.

screw BUGIS fashion. im gg to start rolling my eyes at the baboons.

oh. and wassup ( wah so hiphop WASSUP) with the sleeveless tees? WHY ARE THE GUYS ALL WEARING SLEEVELESS? too hot too humid big biceps nice armpits?
i went vivo the other day and i think i spotted like near 10 of those. and they all seem to belong to two category - the newurbanmale series with cool country names like Germany or Japan printed at the back, not forgetting the bright attention seeking colours. or the dull-coloured, poor-material Thai sleeveless with either redbull pic printed or random Thai words. YOU DUN EVEN KNOW WAT THE THAI WORDS MEAN! that day i was with the gang and we saw a malay wearing a tee with chinese words printed on the back- it reads some super random seperated words which has no link or watsoever. juz dat the strokes look nice. excuse me my ass looks nice too, u wan print it on ur tee?

ok something else- why r the kids nowadays not studying but hanging out till so late outside?! why? ite lowered their sch fees? ite allows more freedom? shdnt they be rushing for home, worried abt their studies and muggin instead of racking their brains thinkin of ways to sneak into clubs and m18 shows? pls save ur brain juice for better use. and how come im always spotting ah bengs with super long fringe and sideburns? wats happening? the discipline master spending more attention at saving( pun intended) his the hair from balding?

i realised i got too many complaints. shall learn to adapt than to keep complaining. nah, screw adapting, why muz i change for them. yawn.

see ya guys soon!

2007-04-29T15:53:00.000+08:00

Instructions: The taggee has to compose a blog post with 10 interesting, weird and random stuff about yourself. The taggee then becomes a tagger and tags 5 other people. The 5 names will be listed at the end of the post. Then the tagger has to leave a tag at the respective taggees' tagboard, informing them about being tagged and the also to read the tagger's tag.

1* I can pick up a mandarin tongue-twister within a day.

2* I can touch my nose using my tongue.

3* Although im able to differentiate between left and right, i cant deal with directions and roads.

4* After so many chinesenewyear house visits. at times i still couldnt remember who is who, and what to greet them.

5* I go around telling my friends the ridiculous reasoning not to hav children coz they will suffer from the arriving doomsday caused by environmental damage. Save The World, Save Your Kids, Go Single.

6* when im feeling bored, i will try staring hard and focusin on my wardrobe, hoping dat one day it will levitate.

7* unlike most kids, i read more chinese language novels than english ones.

8* even till now, when im on my way out, my dad will still question me religiously and warn me in a stern tone not to join any gangs, stare at people, get into fights and stay out too late. and i get really frustrated abt it.

9* i once had a wish of staying together with my close buddies in a 3-room flat when all of us are working. wait, i think i still yearn for it.

10* there was once i had 4consecutive dreams abt eerie lifts and skulls. until one night, i was able to manipulate my dream and could control wat i was doing in my dream and was conscious and aware of each and every of my movement. it all seemed too real to be fake.

ok now for the dumb part. as u can see, i got this from fee and she oredi tagged some of those i wanted to. so behold.

hancheng
reefjj
huixuan
ailing

2007-04-19T12:17:00.000+08:00

oh my. im so happy now! the medicine has taken effect and now im only left with the scars! and when i mean scars. i mean ' oh my god its like a sea of bloody roses' scars!

and i get confused when people asked wat happened to my face. coz apparently it has no acne le. juz the red marks. but when laziness threatens to overtake, i juz say ' ya acne breakout!'. see people r satisfied with simple answers. no point telling them

'i got acne breakout and now its left with the scarring which im tryin to improve. yah. rmb its the scars! not the zits!'

" oh! *watever*"

and i swear to boycott this particular hair salon forever! its the worst!. ok although its neighbourhood and i paid like only 10bucks for it. but dats besides the point. it sucks!

i happily sashayed into the salon and immediately someone came to my service. delighted over the first-class service, i told her wat i wanted ( thinner hair. shorter fringe thinner sideburn blahblah). and wat welcomed me was a sight of cold, quiet, deserted salon with newspaper and dustballs flying all over. nah joking. there was no one! CHEY! i tot they're so friendly! bullshit! no one!

so i went in and had my haircut. and the heat almost killed me! its like global warming has jus decided on its first spot to attack! they refused to switch on the air-con. wat they did was to only lock the glassdoor opened - and let mothernature do her job. it was so freaking hot dat i was perspiring like an 'eskimo-in-sahara' and no, i wasnt wearing a jumpsuit! only loose pjc tee. can u imagine it! its the worst experience ever! i was sweating like a mad cow ( wait does cow sweat?) while the hairdresser swiftly used the shaver and got rid of my sideburn! hairs of diff length sticking onto ur forehead/cheek/neck is definitely not a pleasant sight to behold.

not only dat, she is damn unprofessional! she juz shave shave shave thin thin thin. and ta-da! job done! excuse me! my hair is not the garden bush!

puke blood.

it was damn horrible but nth could be done. u might ask why didnt i stop her when she's creating a havoc out of my hair? simple - i was sweating non-stop and couldnt even concentrate! i was shifting and fidgeting becoz its reli too warm for comfort. and was hoping everything ends asap coz i was soooooo uncomfortable. while she spent like only 10mins creating a bloody mess out of my hair.

i think she read my mind abt the speed-up haircut. thus the <10mins sonicspeed haircut. oh, but maybe she didnt read deeper, coz i wanted to punch her as well.

in the end. my hair looked like a chinaman. yesh. short and helmet-liked.

ultimate embarassment - my frenz hav been askin wat happened to my hair - a continuous qn after ' wat happened to my face'

so u jolly well know wat to ask me the next time u see me.

fren: "hey! so hows camp?"
me: " ok lo. boring as usual"
fren: " haha."
me: " hmm. *facing another direction*"
fren: "so u hungry? wanna grab somethin to eat?"
me: " nah. im having my dinner at home *take a quick look at my watch*"

fren: "oh ok..."
me: " hmm. yup."

*awkward silence*

fren: "hey why ur face liddat?! and wat happened to ur hair, it looks so primarysch!"
me: " byebye."

when i came back home. i was so mad dat i announced to my whole family to boycott dat particular salon. yah i know 4 of us makes no difference ( but rmb- they dun even hav a single customer in the first place! so 4 is a BIG difference for them!).

someone tell me why is it so hard to find a decent hairdresser?

2007-04-06T20:09:00.000+08:00

i got no idea wats wrong with me. i reli got no idea.

since when did i evolve into such an exaggerated, annoying bullcrap.

i was looking into the mirror, staring at wat i called a 'tragedy'. as i slowly scrutinise at each and every single detail of my naked face, i told myself "I wouldnt go out with anyone until the day i garner the courage to face criticism".

with such determination, it actually frightened me. yesh, for dat split second i was wondering since when did such thought actually come across my mind. where is dat sociable and outgoing me? where is that guy who often joked around like nobody's business?

i couldnt believe it dat im defeated by an acne breakout. its the most childish and immature thinking ever.

everyday my mom will religously enter my room and start nagging at me " u better stop touching ur face, i heard from my boss that this blahblah chinese herb can help to detoxify and prevent pimples".

and i cant believe it for dat moment im actually embarassed in front of my mom, yesh my own mother. i was avoiding direct eye contact with her.

den i began seeking professional advice. and was told to undergo some bullcrap which will cause more breakouts. breakouts after breakouts. breakouts after breakouts. my confidence has yet again, fallen pit bottom.

i was told to be patient. and was affirmed dat the progress is going smoothly. but significant results can only be observed after 1 month.

1month i told myself. but i really start to wonder whether friendship will start to gape and bridge just because of my mere immaturity...

such a weak fuk eh.

2007-04-02T12:50:00.000+08:00

lam u better stop cracking lame jokes before i slap ur ****.

and i do blog! its just the frequency!

ok sorry my frenz, sklam is a lame single cell from my camp.

lets just ignore him and say 'boo' whenever he appears out of nowhere.

for something more pleasant, my dad drove us to marine parade to hav makan dinner at this restaurant called 'The Oasis'. maybe u hav heard it, maybe u haven. its just right beside the famous ' No Signboard Seafood'.

my mom told me we used to dine at TheOasis frequently for supper, den afterwhich head over to this cafe opposite selling superb ice-creams. she asked whether we could recall having dessert there when we were like, say 10? i told my mom i only recall eating BananaBoat at the cafe but couldnt recall dining in at 'TheOasis'.

so yest when we reached there, my parents were kinda disappointed becoz apparenlty, the cafe has ceither closed down, or moved to somewhere discreet. so my parents were queuing up ( mind you, its a long long queue in front of the valet outside the restaurant) while i took my sis phone and start camwhoring ( u might ask why my sis's phone and not mine. simple, her cam pixel better than mine ). and while taking the photos, my sis kept asking me dun be so suaku, coz like only foreigners like to take photos to keep as memo ( or evidence dat they visited this particulat eatery).

the place looked damn classy la. its like those typical ShangHai riverside eateries. - a 'pavilion' cum 'cruise' cum 'oriental' restaurant.

this is the 'No Signboard Seafood' restaurant. damn palace-liked right? its like the mirrorimage of the restuarant in the firstphoto. they r facing eachother.

the ambience over there was damn nice. looks like a perfect place for couples hangout ( hint seok hint fee).

the main entrance 'hai shang huang gong'. wheres my 'tian1 bing1 tian1 jiang4'?!?!

they shd station some prawn and crab mascots at the entrance. not forgetting the 'Dong Hai Long Wang'!

after the main entrance, there's 3 sub entrances leading to 3 diff famous restaurants.

the next time i wanna try the 'No Signboard Seafood' restaurant. i heard that their WhitePepperCrab is superb.

and of coz we went to one of the royal palaces.

they hav freeflow of SweetPotatoPorridge. we ordered quite a number of dishes. from veges to pork to fish to rawcockles... and lots more! damn nice. unlike the rest of my family, i didnt hav any rice. but had 6 bowls of swtpotatoporridge. damn nice!

we gobbled down all the food!

* oh shit i feel like shitting now. how?! nvm. i faster end this entry den go shit liao.*

after the sumptuous meal. we walked ard for some sightviewing cum digesting. btw, the sea smells. i didnt actually notice until my sis asked me to take a deep breath. of which the slight pungent smell almost triggered my regurgitation reflexes.

ok some random photos during the walk.

afterwhich we went to geylang to hav some hot fun!

wait, no not hot fun. its 'hor fun'! ( "chey" exclaimed lam.)

ok im damn lame. bought some fruits over there. damn cheap. saw some sexshops ( seok go open one). Triple-S ( SeokSexShop). or S-cube. or 3S. see so many ideas!

gotta go shit now. hav fun!

and i really hav a good bunch of angelic frenz! yesh YOU! and you and you! ALL!

2007-03-28T17:18:00.000+08:00

yes lam yes hcheng. im updating now. luckily yall do update ur blogs. if not... DIE!

ok abit violent. hmm...

if not... EAT PARSLEY!

recently, as ive said, im doing quite well hiding myself and avoiding social meetups. but im actually having this prisch gathering at Zouk next month. perhaps it shall mark the day i finally see the 'light'. no im not a muslim.

it has been centuries since i last saw them! they changed so much la - i mean theres something called Friendster. Some turned from ugly duckling to a gorgeous swan. but some, they... ... i can only say, ugly is the new pretty.

oh shit! bad karma! i shdnt badmouth abt ppl. nono. they r like elegant swans with snowwhite feathers flapping their wings yearning for... sex. OH SHIT BAD KARMA!

no la. they reli changed alot. come to think abt it. i realised im one of those who remained perpetually no diff comparatively. minus the acne and uglyhairstyle. wait. i already got uglyhairstyle last time. ok its still the same.

i cant believe it. i went out makan with my family yest and had curryfishhead. now, im having a curryacnehead already. hooray to depression and suicidal thoughts ( joking!).

i went back to my derm regarding this oh-my-gawd horrible breakout. she suspected dat its the puberty thingy. and gave me some oral...(?!?!)... medicine. and advised me to avoid the sun as frequent as possible since the medcine will cause YET ANOTHER breakout! omg. its breakouts after breakouts! its the legendary kallang wave!

so now i hav to try to avoid going out for another 1month. and yes. this is actually a REQUEST for my fellow frenz to juz ignore me for 1month and treat me as Mr.Glassman. can? pls? tyvm.

so ya la. if yall r planning to meet up right. dun ask me along. dun even inform me k. im scared i will just get jealous. haha. so do it discreetly. very very discreetly.

my derm also changed me whole skincare regime with respect to the medicine im taking now. weird. but she guaranteed all will be fine after 1month. but meantime i hav to follow closely to her regime. so pls do understand k?

i sound like im going for a war liddat. ahah so drastic.

but hey! it is drastic k! i am going for a war. a WAR against acne! stab them kill them drain their blood! ( wait it will be my blood anw) i wouldnt want to be scarred for life. coz for guys to be scarred for life is like... girls being raped! - u get scarred for life as well!

wat a lousy analogy.

dats not the point. the main thing is... let me be alone for the next 1month. frankly speaking. i finally understand the feeling of being 'nagged' by others. like " omg. wat happened to ur face?! its like bubbling with zits!"

same feeling if a guy tells a girl " omg. wat happened to ur figure?! its like bubbling with fats!"

yah. im so sensitive dat i shall avoid such scenrio from happening at all costs! even if it means assasinating my frenz before they could even recognise me.

behold!

meantime. i shall jus fully devote myself into passin my driving test in the first attempt. since the bbdc instructor wont recognise me and go " omg why ur face liddat one?!". of which risking himself being killed tgt with me in an 'accident' while driving. kwakwakwa!

" why u say my face like shit?! my face not like shit! u den like shit! dun care! DIE!"

yawn. 1month k?! meantime i shall update my blog as frequent as possible so u can get to comm with the virtual me. haha.

hav fun!

2007-03-16T17:40:00.000+08:00

"update leh!"
" why u for so long still haven updated ur blog?"
" u hibernating izzit?"
" go update ur blog la!"
" always never update ur blog one leh!"
" walao. so long oredi still haven updated ur blog!"

next time, dun let me catch anyone of you not updating ur blog. im going to specifically give u a call and nag at you. or worst, whenever i see u online. i will bombard ur net with millions of msn nudges and emails.

be forewarned.

=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

ok now for something more cheerful.

nothing.

kwakwakwa!

wah die i very lame already.

recently ive been very anti-social. when i say anti-aocial i mean sometimes i dun feel like going out even when i have the time to do so.

like when u ask me out or something. i might just give u some lame excuse that im not free. but actually im happily watching tv and eating tutu kuehs.

im just being honest. i do not want to deceive anyone.

i just feel the need to stay rather less active for this month. or maybe next.

no reason why. perhaps prolonged pms.

so dun blame me for not going out shopping, makan, exercising, chitchat with yall. i need to rest for awhile.

and try to push all ur impt dates ( kbox makan retail therapies movies etcetc) until next month ok?

thankyouverymuch.

recently becoz im too boliao. ive been thinking of this qn -
"Given a chance, would u rather choose life imprisonment or death sentence?"

after much thought i still couldnt make up my decision.

so ive decided.

dun commit any crimes - thus i wont hav to face this qn.

hahaha - ok lame.

on a lighter note - let me pose u this question.

you are supposed to give me the ans before answering the next. it muz be a definite answer - no hesitation or watsoever k.

Qn 1) R u a right hander or left hander?
Ans : Left/ Right

Qn 2) Do u hold ur chopsticks with ur left or right hand?
Ans: Left/ Right

Qn 3) Do u grip ur pen using left or right hand?
Ans : Left/ Right

Qn 4) Do u wipe ur ass after ure done with ur business with left or right hand?
Ans: Left/ Right

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so have u gotten the answers for all 4qns?

ok. i just wanna tell u dat for the 4th question -

i wiped my ass with toilet paper!

kill me! im so boliao!

but hey. its not lame k. i got it when my dad was listening to the radio in his car. its kinda funny. i got fooled as well. so dun feel sad abt it k? good.

im thinkin of wat else to blog abt leh. like nth oredi sia. gosh.

halo lam halo des!

ok nvm.

oh i passed my final theory test already. so chickenfeet la! serious! i only used up less than 10 mins to complete all la! moreover the 2 practices i went before the test itself didnt reli help me much. plus i spent near 20bucks on travelling from eastcoast to bbdc. like totally waste of my money and effort.

anw the practicaltest itself is at end of july. so i still got some time to spread out the remaining lessons that im supposed to go. maybe 3 to 4 lessons per month.

and hopefully pass at first attempt! den i can start... start... erm actually it wont reli make a big difference to my lifestyle with or w/o the license anw.

ok i shall go take a quick nap. tmr still hav to wake up freaking early, say 4?, and make my way to eastcoastpark to facilitate this year's S'pore Biathlon.

boohoohoo im so childish.

byebye.

2007-02-27T21:16:00.000+08:00

i hereby announced dat im suffering from post newyear syndrome.

where u suffer from lack of extra income, lack of yummilicious goodies, lack of mouth-watering dishes... most importantly, lack of holidays.

there there...

oh shit i got so many movies i wanna watch! ok la no alot. in fact, just two- Norbit and Just Follow Law. but the point is, my social life has been left stagnant for quite awhile. was spending time doing i-dunno-what. u see, i dun even know how my time has been spent. pathetic.

yes i rmbed. driving i guess. and maybe... ok i think dats for all.

and i was telling some of my frenz. u know the uber strict driving instructor whom i kena for 8times! yes believe it. 8 consecutive times! its just too weird/lucky/unfortunate/eerie/throw-in-some-random-vocab to actually hav him teaching me for 8consecutive times. i think theres a need for me to spend some time queuing up for Toto soon. u never know whether my face will appear discreetly in LianHeZaoBao/ BahasaMelayu/ throw-in-some-random-newspaper.

" NSF LAI SIYAN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE OVERNIGHT. Despite his bad karma accumulated from regular gossiping, whining, teasing, humuliating, sarcastic remarks, he certainly did not waste dat few hours queuing up for this year's lottery. Many were so shocked dat they lost to someone of such lifeless unsociable singlecell dat they immediately had muscle spasms and convulsion upon receiving first-hand news. In additon, he managed to secure a place in Ripleys' BelieveItOrNot as one of the most awkward and undeserving Millionaire. Thus named, Earl Lai, following MyNameIsEarl."

such major digression. but nvm back to the topic.

i realised he's one of the fixed GOLD group instructors. meaning ppl pay extra surcharges to get him to teach them. since he belongs to the more pro grp of instructors.. ( number of students who passed at first attempt under him > average)

and although i didnt pay any of those surcharges ( i think $5.25 per lesson). i still kena him.

i seriously hav no idea whether izzit a curse or a blessing. While others r willing to pay extra to get him to teach them personally, i sigh and whine whenever i kena him.

i never know. maybe he oso has the same thinking as me

" eeyer! this ns man again! never pay me extra money still wan me to teach him. bhb leh! sucha waste of my calibre. dun care la. whole lesson ask him drive around the circuit aka ratrace."

kuku nehneh.

anw HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY PEITANG!!!!

though i doubt he will read my blog. but still, please relate this to him dat i juz publicised abt his bigday. to like a pathetic number of readers.

ok point is. YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO R(A) FILMS!! thats like how exciting la. i mean. not watchin all those erotic sexual scenes. but u get to see old wankers in action!! i love humiliation!! the umbrellas, the bottles, the tissuepapers!!

but i still cannot believe it. i mean they pay ard 9bucks to watch R(A) films just to wank. its like completely useless and waste of their retirement funds la. i mean might as well pay me den i go download/ borrow/ rent/ buy/ film myself , den play it to them.

so profit-making!

-_- as ive said, post newyear syndrome.

2007-02-20T12:52:00.000+08:00

i still cannot believe it!!!

if u have been following my recent posts. u would hav known that i got this extremely-ohmygawd-very-superduper-amazingly RICHRICHRICH aunt.

backgrd info :she gave my mom $400 to pack angpaos.

not forgetting 100bucks to my sis and i each to buy our newyear clothes.

which we didnt spend at all. since we already got our newyearclothes long beforehand.

and i went over to her house to bainian yest.

she gave my sis and i angpaos STILL. at first i tot she wont give anymore. since she already gave us 100 for buying newyearclothes le.

upon receiving the angpaos, we could feel a stack of notes in the angpao. and my sis and i guessed its 2 $10 notes. or maybe 3.

den on the way back home. i opened it, under my dad and mom's curiousity.

i saw a blue note. and began to shout " OMG. its 2 $50 notes!"

my parents got shocked. my dad suddenly steered sharply.

" OMG NO WAIT. its not 2 $50 notes. ITS 4!!!!"

my mom almost fainted.

so my sis and i each got 200bucks for angpao money from her this year. unbelievable.

plus the newyearclothes money we got. we got 300bucks each from her.

so its 400 ( my mom's) + 300 ( mine) + 300 ( my sis's ) = 1k!!

i love additions.

and not forgetting she gave my mom kilos of birdnests. saying dat its from her colleague and she alone cant take so much of it before it expires. so might as well give my mom.

so the magic figure for this year harvest is...

460bucks ( excluding my parent's ya shui angpao)! of which my aunt's made up 2/3 the ratio.

kwakwakwa! i need to visit her more often.

i think my parents gave 50bucks each. very standard of them. so its 560 i guess.

oh my. 560 is the recordbreaking for the past 5 years.

i love my aunt. its a happy happy Pig year for meeeeee!!!

and i need to buy 4D as well. i dreamt of some numbers on chu yi morning. but i couldnt buy in the numbers. maybe i will try later.

im so overjoyed by all the figures that i feel like going for plasticsurgery right away!

ZHU NIAN. FA FA FA!!!

2007-02-10T16:14:00.000+08:00

im back. and as usual, nth much has happened over the past week. i can't believe i'm living a life full of self-motivational and rotten tv shows.

oh. did i mention im planning to take up SignLanguage after im done with my driving.

dont ask me why. i just feel like mastering SignLanguage and become a certified member of the SADeaf. and then proceed on taking up Interpretation courses.

they also provide LipReading lessons. dats like super interesting la. do all the spies and detectives undergo dat course as well?

but first i hav to worry about my driving first. going to start planning and bookin my testdate for driving le. and of coz, pray hard dat i will pass on my first attempt.

afterwhich immediately apply for the June intake for the SignLanguage courses.

more money, more time and more skills!

i was chitchatting with junjie yesterday and the inspiring JJ set my thinkin of wat shd i do to full utilise the time i have and not waste it on staring at my tv and com during every book-out.

so instead of pickup up a new sport or recreation, ive decided to take up somethin much more different yet appealing.

and the SignLanguage course is going to take a year to complete. comprising of 3levels and 7stages. just nice after 1year i will be all prepared for ORD and enter a new phase of life. equipped with 2 new skills - driving and SignLanguage. No, not diving tyvm.

ahhh... im gg to head over to a library later and pick up some SignLanguage learners' book for complete idiots like me.

maybe i shd ask my frenz to go learn it too, so next time we can act pitiful by using SignLanguages on the street but actually bitching about passerbys lookin at us. kwa kwa kwa!

no one will be able to understand!

ok dats mean. forget it den.

i was thinkin other than driving, SignLanguage, wat other interesting courses shd i pick up?

was thinkin of kayaking. it has been a very long time since i last hold on to the paddle.

and i would hav forgotten all the basics already! i might juz capsize immediately upon adjusting my butt to the seat.

or maybe Fencing?! the art to selfdefense. but i find it abit useless to learn fencing. since in fencing, they only teach u how to wield a sabre blade. but in reality when u meet an aggressor, its almost impossible for you to find a tree branch similiar to the weapon u use during fencing lessons. moreover, the treebranch will be more fragile as well. so the money u dumped in to learn fencin juz goes down the drain... plus the money stolen by the robber.

or maybe i will just carry the sabra blade along with me when im outside... like dance with it during clubbing?

argh... such embarassment.

oh yar! FirstAidCourse! another something i wanna master, for life!

but theres a catch. Shd i go for the SingaporeRedCross society courses or the SAFMedical FirstAid courses?

" dun strangle me please"

the ahpek behind at the background looks like a barber giving someone a haircut. kwakwakwa!

theres a slight difference. since SAF firstaid comprises more of combat medical skills. example kena shot by a bullet... kena stung by a bee... kena 3rddegree burn from a detonation.

which is quite different from the civilian way of FirstAid. of coz CPR trainin is a compulsory thing for both.

hmmm... i think i prefer the civilian one. although i dun think its recognised in SAF.

( i spent an hour searching for available firstaid courses)

ok back! ive decided to sign up for StandardFirstAid course during March.

hopefully everythin will be smooth-sailing!

as ive said...

more money, more time, more skills!

2007-02-04T15:09:00.000+08:00

recently, my weekends hav been spent doing absolutely nothing and juz playing the vital role of being a couch potato.

the sacred guardian of tvs and computers.

its not dat no one asked me out or something ( hey im not dat unsociable ok), its just dat im lazy to travel to places faraway.

ok la. 'faraway' is tad exaggerating. since its like only less than an hour of travelling to town. but still, i do things with a meaning. i certainly do not want to spend a bloody hour travelling to town just to buy chocolates from Godiva. or clothings from TopMan. or worse, movies at GrandCathay for the comfy spacious seats.

meaning. i only travel with mutiple reasons.

for example. u don't go Sentosa for just 1hour juz to get a nice tan right? u will spend the whole day play beachball, soccer, swim, sand castles etc etc. and spend an enjoyable night at the beach pubs before heading back home. its the same idea.

so yea. next time if u wanna ask me out or something. please do not do it juz becoz u need someone to accompany you for lunch at Macs.

i might just delete ur contact number accidentally.

=))

my mom was pan-frying chicken nuggets when all of the sudden, the oil caught fire or something. so as expected. the flame was ridiculously big- triple the size of the frying pan and the height of a 3yrs-old kid.

and i was happily slicing the onions and tearing when it happened. my sis enjoying her overnight pasta.

my mom then, with a single swift action, when to turn off the gas control ( or watever it is called). thus named, the Superwoman of the day.

so after the whole woo-ha. i turned to my mom and said

" ni kan, wo xia dao ku liao" ( u see la, i got so scared i cried)

which of coz, its the onion's fault.

my sis, jealous, said somethin more absurd

" ni kan, wo xia dao yao dao she tou " ( u see la, i got so scared i bit my tongue)

which obviously, is the tomato pasta sauce's fault.

so 3 of us were laughing. totally forgetting abt wat has happened just 10seconds ago.

wat an optimistic family.

( p/s anyone has the blockbuster 'The Myth' ( shen2 hua4) by JackieChan and JinXiShan DVD? )

i went kbox with the seniors yesterday. and since we are all frequent kboxers. we roughly know wat songs to choose and sing. admist all the standard duets, my fren chose this song 'Endless Love' by JackieChan and JinXiShan. the theme song of 'The Myth ( shen2 hua4)'.

although its not a very nice duet to sing ( since JackieChan can't really sing well, and most of the JinXiShan parts r in korean. ) but at the ending when both sang in mandarin, its NICE.

not say niceNICE, but okokNICE.

2007-01-29T18:31:00.000+08:00

I juz came back from my driving lesson. and once again, i kena this extremely strict instructor who loves to question me abt driving techniques.

for 3 consecutive times!

i got so used to it dat for this time round, whenever he asks me the same usual questions, i would give him an im-so-sian tone to the answer.

everything's fine and smooth-going. as for now.

oh my buds juz asked whether i will be able to make it for a vacation to Phuket on March. im trying to get everythin planned out now before confirmin with them. thanx to u n.s.

and im tryin to source for a chin-up gym bar. get it fixed in my room.

oh shit. i realised im doing random updates.

im done with my newyear shopping. left with only a nice belt to go with my pants. need to go do some serious shopping soon.

and as much as i love retail therapies. i hate travelling to core.

how i wish my frenz can volunteer to be my very own chaffeur and drive me ard. *hint*

oh i went to my aunt's place to visit my granny.

and for some of you. maybe ive told u before abt my rich aunt. yesh. so oh-my-gawd rich.

not forgetting his son is a doctor cum lawyer. and his daughter is a vet.

she juz gave my sis and i 100bucks EACH for newyear shopping.

and gave my mom 100 pieces of $2 note for my mom to pack angpaos.

can u even believe it?! i was telling my mom how lucky she is. dun hav to fork a single cent to pack angpaos this year!

its all sponsored!!!

angpao money = blessings = not from my mom.

i told my mom to contribute a lil to the angpao money. so at least sincere abit.

like maybe 1dollar out of 10?

kwa kwa kwa!

but the impt thing is. i so need to act superduper guai in front of my aunt ( which im oredi doin).

this is wat i called a long-term investment.

say a car? a vacation to Europe? a plastic surgery?

wEeEeeee!!

oh and im getting fatter! and fatter! and fatter!

yay! so much for the PIG year!

oh i heard from my mom dat for this year, the PIG year, certain Muslim organisations were against the idea of promoting or celebrating the arrival of PIG year. like putting up PIG posters, figurines and decorations.

and as she was saying it. i was luffing like crazy.

dats so impossible! it muz be some gossips my mom heard from the marketaunties.

or maybe its true. i got no idea.

( omg. i re-read this entry and realised its ultra random. )

**

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its newyear festive soon! u're gg to get your angpao money soon too! why scrimp when it comes to buying somethin unique and lovely for ur loved ones!

2007-01-19T21:02:00.000+08:00

this is going to be a very short entry.

I think Doomsday is coming.

no no. serious. if u've been watching the news and keepin urself updated with the recent events. u would hav realised the tremendous change in the weather and climate over the past few months.

droughts. floods. hurricanes. earthquakes. snow storms. gradual temperature change.

wats next? meteor storm?

at times i wonder whether Mediacorp deliberately showed 'TheDayAfterTommorow' few weeks back. to warn, or rather, hint the public about the upcoming disasters.

but come to think of it. if it reli snows in Singapore. would u be dat gawddamn happy, running outside ur block, jumping like somone who got her toes stepped on and start throwing snowballs at neighbours whose always playing mahjong late at night?

maybe i will be damn excited and calling up my frenz and neighbours on first reaction. den faster dashed my way out to experience the firstever snow on a tropical country.

but soon to realise a snowstorm juz slaughtered a snowman into million pieces.

maybe i shd re-enact 'TheDayAfterTommorow' sequel.

me: " ohmygawd. this is so not happening. way too cool( literal) man! i muz go inform my hibernating frenz"

me : *dialling*

me : " hey. u muz come and see this. it is snowing! it is... HOLY MOLLY COW! "

anonymous : " huh? snowing? r u sure?"

me : *silence*

anonymous : " hey u there? hey hey!"

me: *buried under 3fts of snow*

**

but true enuff. if it reli snows in Singapore. instead of running jumpin ard enjoying the extremely unusual climate. i will be damn panicky and started praying. no joke.

so wats the point of studying? working? or gg thru NS? when we all know Doomsday is nearing. we shd be withdrawing all the money from all bank accounts and start a mega big retail therapy.
do things uve never done before. like spending 1k/night on a 6star presidential suite. do a costly extreme makeover. spend thousands on jewelleries. hey wait. theres no need to even spend a single cent. its Doomsday Eve rmb?! why spend?! we ROB!!

or maybe im just oversensitive. someone shd start building a ship and name himself NoahTheSecond.

2007-01-09T20:24:00.000+08:00

laisiyan in a 'when jealousy overtakes me' mode.

i hav a confession to make.

sometimes i feel seriously inferior when ppl, or juz gals, compare looks. i would juz look down and stare hard while waiting impatiently for the next topic to arise. maybe i shd hav more confidence with my looks. BUT, do not for heavens sake, console me dat inner beauty is wat made me good-looking from the inside. excuse me?! the only thing dat emerged out from my inside is acne. thankyouverymuch.

so spare it, do not preach to me abt being helpful, caring and noble. i do agree dat it does make u looked more radiant and approachable. but please, giving seats to a pregnant lady won't make my pores clear and acne-free. it will only add to my karma and hence, reduce the frequency of me missing the train by dat few secs. or higher hopes for a sunny weather when im headin for a swim.

no. im not superficial. im just being frank. who doesnt want to look good and feel good. do not tell me dat u dont, for a slightest bit, admire those being chosen for XtremeMakeover. or do somethin abt the zits on ur face resulting from the curryfishhead u had last night. even staring at the mirror is an act of being superficial. why care abt a nice hairdo? why brush ur teeth twice daily? why EVEN brush ur teeth in the first place? why buy expensive facial products? why buy nice clothes? why go for diet? why visit watsons or guardian?

simple. coz u want to present the best of urself. and when i say best, i mean all-my-effort best. not heck-care best.

and if u still disagree with wat ive said and beg to differ,

pls go shave away ur hair and become a nun then.

no? afraid? even buying shampoos is being superficial. why cant u use bodysoap to wash ur hair? it still cleanses. ohhh.. i forgot. it doesnt moisturise ur hair wellenuff and prevent u from getting split-ends? not forgetting the lavender fragrance and the silkysmooth texture?

ta-da! i welcome u to the dark-side.

it all started out as a casual remark from my fren.

him " why learn photoshop?"

me " coz im ugly. thus i need to make sure i looked good in the photo. thankyouverymuch."

him " aiya. no need to care abt looks one wat"

me " haha. hey wait. is dat a zit on ur nose?!"

him " holycow! pass me my ultrastrong t3 formula right now! damn it! Adonis scammed my
300bucks per facial session! i could hav juz use the money for the new AX series jeans."

me " *yawn*"

ok la. the last few sentences r juz bullshit. but still, ppl do get superficial at times. would u even dare to drink a treat while clubbin from someone who looked a tad worse than MarkLee. or someone who is of the same league as say, JohnnyDepp?

oh wait r u gg to argue dat ur beloved JohnnyDepp is like an angel with triple-halos? like his character is of million times better than MarkLee?

" Is the often-lauded SexiestManAlive really this sloppy an eater? "

oh wat abt the charming OrlandoBloom?

say. even after acknowledgin all these. would u still decline the drink he offered u? which is like the dream of billions of girls worldwide? and go for MarkLee coz he's oways doing xtremestunts on national tv for charityshows?

ta-da! i once again welcome u to our club.

2007-01-02T12:47:00.000+08:00

Juz like last year. this year's newyear celebration had been a funfilled one! another trip out with the gang!

but the planning was a tough one. we were compromising with each other with where to go for the countdown and what to do before it. so caier got fedup with the planning and i helped him with co-ordinating. and we changed from siloso beach party to zouk outdoor countdown to clubbing to national musuem to kbox.

and in the end. guess wat. we went to Miramar Hotel for their Chinese cuisine buffet.

i shall exclaim it out loud.

DO NOT, be warned, DO NOT GO FOR THEIR DINNER BUFFETS!

one of the major complains we had was the serving size. we ordered BIG servings since there were 5 of us. and in the end, it turned out small. for the first few plates we controlled and ignored the mistakes made. But after a few rounds. we got pissed off with it becoz its almost impossible for 5 of us to share this small plate of scrabbled egg with scallops. of which the scallops were like shredded into million pieces coz it looked ridiculously small. So we talked the their waiter first. in vain, we decided to follow the commercial pyramid and went to sound out our problem( or theirs) to one of their supervisors over there.

and i muz say. we were all quite pissed off by the supervisor's response. coz we thought he understood our problem and thus, expected some changes to the serving size.

but ta-da, the next 5 dishes were of no difference. everything small and skimpy. excuse me. but i dun pay 20plus bucks to eat somethin worse than zhi-char.

we went to tell another supervisor of theirs. a lady. she was polite and apologised for the mistakes. she told us its becoz the kitchen was short-handed and thus, they had difficulty following the correct orders.

we even witnessed some honkong guy from the table beside us yelling and complainin to the supervisor about the serving size.

" u juz tell me. wats wrong with my original order?! why muz yall change it to a smaller size? is this how u all work?!"

i never gg to work in service industry.

so in the end everythin came in big servings. and fyi. on the orderlist itself, theres this marvellous sentence.

' Balance Food Will Be Charged Into a-la-carte Prices'

HOW FOXY!

coz we ordered alot. juz in case they didnt amend the problem and we certainly do not want to enjoy our buffet eating somethin of bite-size serving. so in the end. the last 7 dishes we ordered all came in BIG servings.

damn crafty right. beginnin give us small small servings until we got fedup and ordered alot. den there they served BIG servings since we muz be quite full oredi. tihnking dat the last few small dishes won't kill.

*ka-pui!*

we got a big shock when we saw the dishes coming in big servings. so in the end, we did somethin of utmost embarassment.

we squeezed and cramped the food inside our mouths and went to the toilet to flush it away.

*dig hole and hide*

so we ended the whole buffet with diluted and watery watermelon sago.

hurray to the last dinner of 2006!

***

after the whole woo-ha dinner. we went to boatquay and was resting at the big 'concourse' outside the mrt station. shit i forgot the name. but never mind. we were sitting at the stairs juz like the hundreds, waiting for the fireworks, which was like, an hour later.

so we were chitchatting and catching up. tok cock sing song.

30mins passed and the topics started running out. so in the end. we compromised and decided to go to a pub to hangout instead of squeezin our ass off in the crowd.

and as usual. we walked the same street back and forth for 5 times before we decided to settle down at this 80s bar which in my opinion, a bar solely for ahbengs whose vocal cords went haywired coz they cant control their volume. and oso with no meaning to the bar's name. which supposed to give an impression of a retro feel.

we ordered chivasregal and were sharing a small table with few cans of coke as the mixer. luckily the mixers were free-flowed. everytime we went over to the bar to ask for more mixer, the bartender will give us like 3-4 cans. so throughout the whole drinkin session. we went over the bar like nearly 10times.

so we kept playing games. finger-guessing. poker cards. dices. lotsa lotsa drinking games. until caier and peitang buai tahan and withdrew from the game. so left me and andy playing and drinking. so sian! i kept losing and drinking la! walao!

Andy and i were playing dices. hard to explain la. but its the standard thing la - loser drinks. and i got no idea why i kept losing. so i was drinkin and drinkin and drinkin non-stop. while andy was happily shouting "HE SI NI! HE SI NI! "

and yesh. the other two? happily sitting down there.

there was a pool table down there oso. so they went over to play. leaving both of us playing drinking playing drinkin playing drinking. they also had a mini-countdown in the pub itself. a very boliao one i muz say. when everyone shouted " HAPPYNEWYEAR". they all suddenly took out aerosol sprays from dunno where. and sadly to say, our table was the only one w/o any of the weapons. pathetic shits. so while the rest spray and hav fun. we were sitting down there kena random attacks. how fun. hah hah hah...

screw the ahbengs.

and afterwhich. we continued playing the drinking until theres no tmr.

yes. we = andy and i.

Andy den came out this oh-my-gawd idea which i shant elaborate on.

so we left the pub at ard 3. looking for cabbies. and bingo. we walked for ard 30mins in no avail.

and we were doing wat seemed like gangster-act while walking on the streets. like playing with the boards and beachumbrellas etc etc. and i was blabbering about DaChangJin on our aimless walk. irritatin the hell of the rest of da gang. but hey, its alot better than a lonely topic-less walk rite?

Ladyluck came when Andy bought his ready-to-eat flavored soba at 7-11. we hopped on the cab and headed back home. reached at abt 430 and fell asleep almost immediately. after bathing of coz.

A reli enjoyable nightsout with da gang. a good start off for the year2007. thanx alot! =)

p/s my room's gonna be ready in no time! all r welcomed!

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2006-12-28T19:07:00.000+08:00

oh my. its gonna be 2007 in less than a week's time. i still cant believe dat time passes dat fast!

*slap myself*

ok. before i start with the new year's resolutions. what abt i briefly sum up the more impt events dat had happened in 2006.

Jan
1) received notification letter on enlistement. which is, sadly, NDU.

Feb
1) got enlisted into NDU. which ive posted ard 5 entries complainin and whinin abt it.
2) got into a relationship on the 26th. =)

Mar
1) some friendship probs. complicated stuff.
2) got back my A's grade. not really satisfied with it.

Apr
1) got enlisted on the 7th. yesh, NDU.

May
1) got accepted into NTU chinese (hons)
2) got rejected from NUS
3) passed my airforce interview and received a 17yrs contract from them.
4) personal 2.4km best of 9mins56secs

June
-boring nth-

July
1) entered a new phase in NS

Aug
-boring nth-

Sep
1) finally the first pubbing trip with my buds
2) bought a new pair of specs
3) happy happy 19th birthday

Oct
1) my virgin trip to 6star hotel for dimsum cuisine
2) broke up.

Nov
1) virgin trip to gaypub
2) diagnosed with Gynaecomastia and went for the surgery

Dec
1) posted ard 4 entries bombardin the camp MOs
2) gaping wound
3) mission photoshop
4) room revampment

ok very brief i know.

but i muz say this year has been quite a good year

( sound so weird)

i shall pray for everythin to remain the same, or if not better, for the coming year.

2007 here i come!

( oh my, i forgot i need to book in tmr)

damn.

2006-12-26T23:02:00.000+08:00

wat a fun-filled xmas eve!!!

or shd i juz put it this way. it was the best out of the past few xmas's eves i had celebrated!!

this year. instead of headin back to town and gettin ourselves all wet and dirty. oh yes, not forgettin the obnoxious banglas and the evil aerosal sprays. we decided , or shd i say, the gals decided to book a chalet at eastcoast to try their best to spike our makan with a glimpse of hope of eating the guy's toufu.

but i muz say the guys of the rabbit year r smart and observant. we saw thru their conspiracy at a glance.

try harder next time gals!

ok back to the chalet. we played lotsa lotsa stuff! daidee. 24points. PSP. PS2. lotsa lotsa!

and not forgetting the bbq! yummilicious!

i was so tempted by the bbqed food dat my hands couldnt stop peeling the mouth-watering prawns. oh my. luckily the wound didnt show any unusual signs over the next few days.

the prawns and the chessy sausages were simply fantastic! to think abt it now, im actually drooling!

i dun care. invite me to ur next bbq session!

we also drank abit later at night. a plan came up by the gerls to make us all drunk so dat we can go out of our mind and do as the gerls wish.

but too bad. we are of a special breed of man! thou shall not eat choutoufus!

( i think im gg to be so dead during our next meeting with al hx jojo etc.)

its really cool to celebrate xmas with ur best buddies. although i left early on sat morning coz my mom wanted someone to keep an eye on the banglas while they re-painted our walls. and dat i suay suay kena guard duty on monday, which is if ure wondering, Christmas Day itself.

but still. dat 1day1night stay was simply fabulous. it has been quite a long time since the 4 of us last met and had fun tgt.

ok the 'had fun' part sounds wrong.

i really cant wait for our next meeting. hopefully newyear eve!

ecstatic! elated! erotic!

i shall start pestering them to keep dat day free from all other commitments.

unfortunately someone forgot to bring digi cam over to the chalet. so we hav no choice but to depend on my camera hp and my basic photoshop skills.

oh did i mention im tryin to master photoshop 7.0?!

although im still abit newbie. but it doesnt matter. its a new day everyday!

anw its kinda late oredi. and its rainin again. nice weather to sleep. but i do hope it stops tmr. feel like going out gai-gai.

and my room is 3/4 done. left some decos and the liquors!

everyone likes Andy's cheesy sausage. opps. i mean the one he cooked.

2006-12-20T11:14:00.000+08:00

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do support k. plus its real CHEAP. too cheap to be true! get this perfect x'mas gifts for ur family and frenz. they will be elated seeing these 10bucks-look-alike gifts. its a good propaganda for more angbao money during lunar new year! watcha waiting for?! its a brilliant strategy from urs sincerely. no lost only gain!

this is the season to be jolly. tra lalalala lalalala.
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fee is oso horny. tra lala lalala lalala
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2006-12-18T18:10:00.000+08:00

i wanna ORD!!! i dunno why but i juz wanna ORD!!!

it muz be becoz the seniors r ord-ing soon! and they were teasing me abt the 1yr plus of suffering i hav to go thru!

unfair! ORD ORD ORD!!!

im gg to start planning for overseas vacations and lotsa lotsa stuff 6mths before i ORD.

holiday trips!

mai dong xi chi dong xi till i die in Hong Kong
buy fake dirt-cheap stuff till i pok-gai in Thailand
play and idolise till i jellylegs in Taiwan
eat kimchi till i choke in Korea
sing 'Ye Shang Hai' till i zao-xia in Shanghai

how come all Asian countries u ask?

No way!

being mocked at till i cry in the States.
get stung by stingray till i die in Australia.
scenic viewing till i used up my EyeMo in Switzerland

OH MY GAWD! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I WANNA AWOL!!

and i reli do miss schooling! although i know most of my frenz r complainin abt how stressful uni life can get.

BUT I DUN CARE! I WANNA GET OUT OF MILITARY LIFE!

plus. i reli need to go for regular workout and swimmin sessions on WEEKLY BASIS!

maybe i shd juz join in seok fee nat's gym's sessions! and head over nat's place for suntanning every weekend! ok nat?!

YESH u shall exclaim!

and my room revampment is still ongoing! juz u wait!!

not forgetting the driving lessons! need to get my driving license real soon and start driving ard and havoc-ing!

and im geting lobangs to teach CHINESE! im gg to beocme a TUTOR myself! more money to feed my wallet for the upcomin retail therapies and fun fun FUN!

oh my i cant wait! im plannin my own future!

quote nat " soooooooooo excitinggggggggggg!! i gained another 100kgs!!"
quote seok " mei yanfang got cb cancer! watever la! i got big boobs now! no more singlets!!"
quote fee " mad auntie and retard son! wu else!!"
quote manda " honey han. pass me my Gucci bag! im late for my Paragon tripppp!!"

and yah. hav an enjoyable Christmas Day! i got two parties to attend during the Eve and i got guardduty on the xmas night!!

festive mood! nice cheap tee i got from bugis! and i spent 30mins decorating the virtual xmas tree!

2006-12-12T16:58:00.000+08:00

oh shit. i suddenly lost my train of thoughts while waiting for this page to load!

screw it.

anw i went back to my camp medical centre for medical review few days back.

and i was happily anticipating dat few minutes when i can start criticising about the poor performance from both the MO and the centre's facilites.

but horrors. when i knocked and entered in the room.

he SMILED. a megawatt smile i muz say.

" oh hi siyan. r u feeling any better?"

totally dumbstruck. it took me quite awhile to comtemplate whether he was being possessed by some evilspiritS.

i swear his wife gave him goodsex the night before.

and im sorry to say ive failed u all terribly. i smiled back too!

and yahoo! the surgeon's letter actually stated that im ENTITLED to 1month of lightduties status.

so the MO was like " wah ur surgeon very good hor, give u sucha long period ot time to rest"

den i went to explain how CHRONIC my situation was. all the bullshit crap dat the stitches melted even before my wound has been sealed up, thus the opening gap at both ends. which has already being verified by my operating surgeon. kinda exaggerate a lil though.

so he was nodding attentively. i still couldnt believe my own eyes.

den when he asks me to lift up my shirt for wound inspection,

i muz say i did it rather willingly. of coz not dat he's gg to violently slash my shirt la.

so he was inspecting while showing sign of agreement aka nodding head aka " i see i see".

den came the interesting part

"r u happy with the results?"

" wat results?"

" the end results of the stitches. actually they did quite a good job if not for the openingap."

" oh okok"

" haha. u didnt go confront ur surgeon how come her stitching so lousy? * proceed bangin his own desk* den ask for a refund or something. hahaha"

" hahaha. ( = u r very lame. stop it please.)

" do u know u will get outofcourse becoz of this. since ure still on m.c and will be given 1month lightduties. thus unable to join the rest for normal trainins * worried look*"

and i played along with him

" yah. but no choice. its not really up to me to decide when is my wound gg to heal. coz apparently its not recovering as it shd hav been now. "

" icic. so do u wan to get outofcourse?"

" * pause, thinking* hmm im still not sure myself. but even if i didnt get outofcourse, i can forsee a big problem for myself to join back the class and catch up with 1month of intense trainin i missed. and moreover, its not up to me to choose whether i stay or go. coz usually ppl r forced to get outofcourse juz becoz of 2wks of lightduties"

" i see. okay. take care den. byebye * flash smile*"

den i realised its not dat her wife gave him goodsex the night before. coz while waiting for my status m.c. , the secret of all secrets revealed.

THERE WAS AN ONGOING SURVEY ON THE MEDICAL CENTRE PERFORMANCE!!

no wonder! how typical!!

no wonder i smelt conspiracy when not only the m.o, but the medics were so friendly all of the sudden. next time i muz rmb to go for med reviews only when theres a grading survey going on.

so the truth , the m.o still didnt get his good sex. no goodsex plus still hav to force himself to wear a smile. it muz be so tiring for him. orbi good!

***

OH i rmbed wat i wanted to say. ive decided to tidy up my room nicely and start stocking up hardliquor and stuff so i can invite my frenz over for partieeeeessss and sleepoversss( not the gals of coz)!!. yayyy!

trip to ikea real soon!

2006-12-10T20:27:00.000+08:00

9th Dec

wanted to go Changi Airport with fee to walkard shopard lazeard. but we realised the weather was bloody hot and i cant move ard and sweat too much. so while hammering our own brains for any wacky ideas, nat asked us to manda's house for... hmm... for... i cant reli put it into words. lets say FUN.

reached manda's house in the late afternoon. watched Davinci Code with nat, fee, manda, han and manda's mom. after the show ended, han went back home to rest while manda's mom went back to her own room. so its left with 4 of us in the living room. so u muz be thinkin wat can 3 girls and 1 guy do late at night. and dat han is back home and manda's mom slping soundly. and not to forget manda's house has this big couch.

bingo. we had mass orgy.

*snap finger*

we played monopoly la. it was kinda boring at the start. but slowly, this family game started to evolve into a gruesome game of feminism. where the tigresses in all girls were waiting to pounce at and devour the only man. it was horrendous i tell u. u shd hav taken a look at their faces. all filled with anxiety and excitement to exterminate the only guy in the game.

but lucky for me, i was quite a good player. by saying good, i mean generous and easy-going. if not fee and manda would oredi hav forced to leave the game.

and while everyone was trying to save their own asses. neither did we know, the biggest and mightiest of all tigresses was actually hatchin a evil plan. to not only devour the only man, but to put the rest of the dying tigresses into her foodchain.

sinister.

and this game of life and death actually lasted till 12midnight when the only man was sick and tired of carry on battling with the mammoth creature. while the souls of the dead tigresses did their part by speeding up the hunting.

this is sucha evil game. it shows the true nature of everyone. or shd i say, every girl. which is to, simply, release the feministic tigress hidden deep beneath their pure innocent minds.

crouchin tigress hidden maiden.

run guys run!

2006-12-08T21:22:00.000+08:00

funny animation

this is F.R.E.A.K.I.N.G COOL!

2006-12-08T19:13:00.000+08:00

bingo. the wound is really gaping.

i went back to my operating surgeon this morning after updating her abt my wound last afternoon. she den offered a non-booking appointment to inspect my wound herself. really nice of her. million kisses! ( if she wans it).

she told me dat although the open wound is gaping. its actually quite superficial and proceeded taping the wound up for me. afterwhich assuring me dat theres no re-stitching required. the wound will heal and seal up by itself in no time.

a heavy sigh of relief.

and im so sorry to say , due to my gossiping nature, i complained to her about how inefficient and ignorant my camp MO is. she den kindly wrote a letter to ask the MO to shut his trap and just let me rest.

i hope the letter's content is some sarcastic mean piece of complaint letter.

i really cant wait to see the MO's expression.

maybe i shd end the convo with the MO with a

" oh thanx alot for the psychological assurance u gave me. (*re-enact " oh its healing well") although it kinda backfired heavily. but its okay. u did ur part in providin me with non-waterproof dressing and risk havin my wound infected. but i do understand its ur optimal care effort in making me stronger thru endurance."

so now everythin is under control. my wound has been taped up. its healing. only dat i cant move my left arm too much. it might risk tearing the wound wider.

and i got the histopathology results.

dunno wat Histopathology? dun worry

-noun
the science dealing with the histological structure of abnormal or diseased tissue; pathological histology.

although i must say its definition is not of much help actually. never mind. its actually just a result slip la.

Diagnosis
(A) Right and
(B) left breast lumps, excision
biopsy: Gynaecomastia

Gross description
(A) The specimen is received in formalin, labelled with patient data, and designated " right breast lump". It consists of 2 pieces of firbrofatty tissue altogether measuring 2 x 1.5 x 1.5cm.

(B) The specimen is received in formalin, labelled with patient data, and designated " left breast lump". It consists if a piece of fibrofatty tissue altogether measuring 3.5 x 3 x 1.8cm

Microscopic description ( A&B)
...
...
...
...
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF MALIGNANCY.

***
no breast cancer! its even worst than striking toto!

and oh my god, theres actually 2 lumps on my right breast. holy cow!

so theres 3 lumps in total.

no wonder the left wound is taking longer to heal. the lump itself is actually much bigger than 2rightlumps added up.

but im really glad to actually consult my own operating surgeon. no gps no MO can beat the professional. they are really good, man. all the assurance and guidance.

thnx a million to my operating surgeon Dr.Chan Shao Wah , Georgette.

and to my family GP Dr.Wee

(although i dont think ure so friendly to the extent of readin ur patients's blog.)

but never mind. i understand. u guys r great!

someone please remind me not to say 'thank you' during my next visit to the MO.

yes. not even a smile.

maybe i shd juz yawn loudly when the MO's readin the letter.

hmm.

***
( post-note)
- my mom actually gave me the greenlight to deco my own room! w/o paying a single cent myself! someone please accompany me to IKEA soon!
- i suddenly feel like going to the airport. just to walk ard shop ard laze ard. who's cool with it?!

2006-12-04T21:52:00.000+08:00

please bear with me for a short while. im so frustrated that if u slit my throat right now, my blood will gush out and scald you.

apparently, i went back to endorse my m.c cum wound inspection. and guess what the dumbfcuk m.o said after i filled him with the details.

" ok. remove the dressing"

" huh? myself? but its waterproof dressing, the previous GP told me to apply removing solution on it first before peeling coz of the superstrong glue"

" nvm. slowly peel it off urself"

i tell u i got so dumbfounded i was sitting there speechless for 30secs before actually lifting up my shirt. GRRRRR.

so i carefully removed the dressin MYSELF while SITTING on the chair. and the m.o himself sitting happily smiling away and adjusting his watch's timing ( WTF?!?!). and horror of the horrors, part of the primary layer of my skin actually got peeled off as well! so as my tann! all my hard work gone down the drain! GRRRR. he must be giggling away seeing how pitiful i am.

and dats not the worst part. i realised the stitches werent done up properly! theres actually an open wound at both ends! holy cow!! and the dumbfcuk m.o actually told me its HEALING WELL?!?! WELL?!?! how WELL?!?! like " oh u got two open bleeding wounds due to improper stiches and its opening up like slitting cockles into half. but never u mind. its HEALING WELL"

amithabha!

i swear i was so tempted to juz snap at the m.o and give him a piece of my mind! so tempted!

oh yah. not to forget the poor dressin done up by the nurse over there!

" im sorry but we don't hav any waterproof dressings. normal cottonwool dressing can?"

" oh okkkk... * cold stare*"

tell me! even a small clinic has waterproof dressings! how come sucha big medical centre doesnt hav any of such convenient and user-friendly needs?! without the waterproof dressings, am i supposed to bathe and moan at the same time?!?!

" oh didnt ur mom oways tell u to clean the cockles before eatin it?"

please save me from puking blood right now.

and while typing this. the wound is giving my sharp pains. i think its a warning for being too heatedup.

* breathe in breathe out

and not long ago. i peeled off part of the useless dressing to let me sis enjoy the image of well halvcooked cockles. and HORRORS! i realised the open wound it actually getting bigger and longer!!

can someone please assure me that the stitches are not dissolved yet and the wound isnt going to open up WHOLE! its ard 3+cm long!

my goodness. im totally disheartened now.

" we welcome u to our new bodyimage. mr.distortednipple. enjoy ur stay."

someone pass me the ratpoision please.

2006-12-03T22:57:00.000+08:00

ok it has been 5days since my virgin operation. and im so sorry to say, the FCUKING WOUND STILL HURTS!!!

grrr.

i had quite a hard time tryin my best not to luff OUT LOUD in manda's house. coz u see, its a simple logic. they lol = u oso lol = ur wound lol = u moan.

i will be headin back to camp for wound inspection tomolo. which i forsee a longer resting period since the wound is still bleeding and there is absolutely no way the med officer is gg to juz endorse the m.c. and call it a day.

MO: " ok LCP Lai u can go home now, u will be fit for all duties "

me: " *slap MO with a large trout* r u out of ur mind?!?! my wound is still bleeding! i cant even carry heavy loads and stretch my arms"

MO: " u juz hav to deal with it. dats part and parcel of being a soldier. stop wasting my time. at most i will give u painkillers. i need to try sneaking out before 4. since my assistant medics r oways doing the same thing. who cares abt 8-5job?! i say 8-3! i love moonlighting!"

me: " *snap finger diva style* ok fine. all i wan is a 2weeks attB status. as simple as dat"

MO: " ure sucha a bother. give u a month la. no sweat. i juz gave the previous guy 1yr attB for coughing onto my face. dat will shut him up *noting it down in the status sheet while packing his briefcase at sonicspeed*"

me: " hallelujah! amitabha!"

( nah. juz joking. all camp MOs r the bestest captains nationwide. they r so angelic i can see halo on top of their head at times. so please kindly take note of this mr.military police. )

anw major digression. an hour ago i was thinkin abt the best combi of parents children can get. by saying best combi, i mean their profession.

and ive thought of a few combis

Dad's a GP ( it seriously saves lotsa money with a dad solving all your medical needs). Mom's a hairdresser ( another mega-saving must-buy. somemore can discuss with her abt the latest coolest hairstyle w/o havin her frownin at u like some mofos)
Dad's a English Lang. teacher. Mom's a Chinese Lang. Teacher ( a bilingual lucky fella who doesnt hav to worry abt his/her hwks anymore!)
Dad's a top western restaurant Chef. Mom's a crystaljade chef. ( oh my gawddd. imagine the cusine ur going to savour everyday! there might even be chances for a FUSION! No more kfc mac longjohn pizzahut delivery, we shall hav topgrade birdnest and delicious tiramisus for dessert after everymeal!)
Dad's a commercial pilot. Mom's a dermatologist ( ahhh. dabestfacials on free holiday trips all over Europe. my face also go Poing Poing!)
Dad's AndyLau. Mom's Britney Spears ( no questions asked. it speaks for itself.)

ok. apparently the painkillers i took hav driven me nuts. nevermind. cumon! tag ur favorite combi!

or better. provide me with ur own personal combi!

2006-11-29T19:48:00.000+08:00

ok im gg to isolate myself from all sorts of recreation and good food for the next torturous 8 days.

in case u hav no clue wat has happened to me.

its called Gynecomastia.

-Gynecomastia is a condition in which firm breast tissue forms in males. The breast tissue is usually less than 1-1/2 inches across and is located directly under the nipple. Gynecomastia may be present on one side or on both sides.

-Gynecomastia is usually caused by changes in hormones at puberty or as part of aging. Hormones are chemicals produced by the glands of the body, such as the thyroid gland, the testes and the ovaries. Gynecomastia may be caused by changes in the balance of 2 hormones, estrogen and testosterone.

-Gynecomastia affects an estimated 40 to 60 percent of men. It may affect only one breast or both. Though certain drugs and medical problems have been linked with male breast overdevelopment, there is no known cause in the vast majority of cases.

-The procedure is done through a small incision at the border of the nipple complex, and the glandular tissue is carefully removed. Liposuction is then used to contour the chest and increase muscle definition. The end result is a chest that is flatter, firmer, and better contoured.

Many men have gynecomastia - enlarged, female-like breasts -causes by excess glandular tissue or fat (or both).

milk anyone?

Following surgery for gynecomastia, the patient has a more masculine chest contour.

pls pay much attention to the phrase ' more masculine chest contour'. ahhh... free gym workout!

i went for the day surgery yesterday. and got discharge on the day itself. of which 1137bucks of the taxpayers money depleted.

and it bled so badly yesterday night while sleeping dat almost the whole left side of my shirt was stained with blood

thus i went to a GP this morning to remove the blood-soaked dressing. or shd i say blood-dripping dressing.

horror of the horrors. the blood was oozing out like nobodies business.

they told me usually it can result in terrible embarrassment, teasing, and social trauma. but who cares? i mean. we r oredi headin towards 2007. its not as if i contracted aids and tryin my best to hide the truth from my frenz dat i got it from a bangla orgy. and moreover, the lunps hav been surgically and permantly removed. its not gonna affect me anymore. so to those whose giggling away in front of the monitor, bah~ i hope u bite ur lips terribly on ur next sumptous meal.

so other than wellwishes, please do not sms and involve me in any cool funky activities within this 2 weeks.

grrr.

( please keep rainin and spoil all the fun they r gg to have. kwa kwa kwa.)

2006-11-25T14:09:00.000+08:00

anw u muz be wondering how come ive changed my blog url.

Basically, jj found out dat someone has been visiting my blog in the ndu lounge room. and hav decided to play a prank on me by loading my pic ( the one tryin out Caserini studio shirt) as the com's wallpaper. Thus, making me feel embarassed and upset. which im sorry to say, he totally failed. terribly i would say.

To add on, i dun wan incidents where ppl decided to become dumbasses and start imitatin my frenz.

and when i was abt to turn on the bitchymode and start violently tongueslapped the nduasshole for doing sucha prank on me. i suddenly recalled the ulcer dat had bothered me for 1week or so.

so ta-da. to save all these troubles and prevent any badkarma. i might as well change my blogurl and only provide the new url on my msn where my closer frenz can see.

i am so not gg to my blog using the lounge's computers anymore to prevent my blogurl from being tracked. lucky for me the coms' network has blocked entry to friendster. if not i will hav to pay regular visits to the ndulounge to make sure my photo is not triggering any regurgitation reflexes in anyone.

this is so frustrating.

***

ok back to bloggin ( im still frowning. grrr)

went to nat's 19th birthday surprise tgt with fee on 22nd. it was somethin organised by elaine, her jiemei.

apparently nat called me earlier and told me dat shes suspecting a surprise from elaine. which i consoled her not to be too sensitive and persuaded her to wear a nice skirt and dangling earrings.

she totally fell into the trap. and proceed on chitchattin with me while i filled in the details of me being in camp and waiting for nightsnack. when i was already preparing to meet fee for the big surprise.

so we met at zouk's winebar. and caught nat offguard. but too bad she didnt cry coz keith and astro werent with us. ahaha. drank abit and den proceeded to some hotel's nightpub with nat and fee while the bdaegerl's frenz went for mambonight.

and i have to hereby confess. we had sucha great time camwhoring! so fun! i think the pics we took in total hit 100. all thnx to 3 camera hps and one digicam.

nat den went back to zouk to join her frenz while fee and i left first.

had sucha great time. thanx nat!

my small pressie for nat's 19th bdae!

da gang!

thnx nat!

2006-11-19T21:41:00.000+08:00

Ayaka Hirahara & Joe Hisaishi - Inochi no Namae

viewers discretion : not advisable for emotional ppl

one of my favourite music at all times One Summer's Day

its one of the theme songs of Spirited Away. undeniably, my favourite anime.

although i couldnt understand what shes singing, but still...

my heart understands.

or maybe fee wans to take the translation as her next sem project.

2006-11-17T13:09:00.000+08:00

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意外吧?

可能你不晓得，不知不觉，这可是我第一百篇的博客日记。

我想了又想，或许应当以中文来尝试换一换口味增添一丝的新鲜感。

绞尽了脑汁，却还在思考应该写些什么，要怎么以不纳闷的表达方式来谈笑风生。

总在忙忙碌碌地生活着，时光就这样一小时，一天，一年地晃悠悠地过去了。已习惯躺在时光的河流上顺流而下，却忽略了自己离生命的源头已越来越远。

总是以为生命还年轻，就像散步时有一段很长的路可以慢慢去走，有一段很悦耳的音乐可以反反复复地听，很少去想该特别地抓紧些什么，抑或特别地去珍惜些什么。很多东西是挥霍了，很多东西是放弃了，譬如光阴，譬如爱情，譬如理想。

生命如逝水，流去的日子是不会回来的。为了不让生命毫无痕迹地流失，一定要好好地把握它，利用它，填满它。至低限度，让它留下一点对得起自己的痕迹。

*** 我可是花了近一小时的时光来呈现这篇 ‘中华英雄’。

或 ‘ 中华狗熊’。***

2006-11-12T17:12:00.000+08:00

i dunno wat to blog abt leh. die. i think im reaching the downslope. so lets make it a short and sweet entry shall we?

but anyway, my mom has been persuadin me to carry on with my driving lessons since its stucked in the middle of nowhere and ive already passed all my theory tests. and being sucha fillial son, ive decided to go apply for my pdl this week.

and afterwhich, shag myself out by juggling ns and driving at the same time.

how fun.

how sucidal.

never mind dat. i think my mom has been tryin all means to get me into listenin to her. coz recently she has been so into cookin funny dishes dat are not ur typical 'household diet'. so im smelling some conspiracy between her and my sis in gettin me to carry on my driving.

or am i too skeptical u might ask?

sushi deli. surprisingly, it really tasted as good as those sushi outlets. or maybe even better!

she went all the way to Carrefour to buy these jap stuffs

did i mention its some Norwegian salmon fillet dat costs 29+bucks/kilo

homemade KOU ROU BAO. totally orgasmic. i ate ard 5 of it.

extremely sinful fatty pork. best for ppl with high metabolism rate aka me.

braised duck with 6cheena herbs. i scared drink liao will stimulate nose bleeding.

SEE?! im not bluffing you.

but nevermind how my tastebuds r going to hop ard joyfully for the next few days, i just hope she wont stop everything after realisin ive applied for my pdl.

i need food! give me food!

2006-11-04T18:00:00.000+08:00

i have to be frank. i was so tempted to upload the videos i took when i visited the gayclubs for the halloween event few weeks back. ( p.s. for curiousity sake! i am as straight as a ruler!)

so tempted.

until i realised its not really a good idea to do so. i mean. its better to be respectful. i do not wan to show any form of impoliteness to them. and moreover, some of my frenz r abit anti-gays and i dun think im allowed to shoot the video in the first place.

so if u reli wanna see it, come find me!

or u can ask fishyfart fee abt it, she watched it already! she was so excited while watching it dat she told me she reli hoped she can join in the fun and poledance with the ppl! but too bad they dun grind gerls! ahhh... talk abt orgasms.

juz for luff of coz. no offence fee fee. wahaha.

i wont talk much abt my experience there. i have to admit dat it wasnt as bad as it might sound. like ppl hiding at one corner and givin blowjobs or screwin each other. nope. it was pretty decent in fact. and the hosts were damn hilarious. they talked and behaved like our dear mediacorp artiste Kumar. its was really entertainment-worthy i muz say.

but not when the dj shouted ' open to dancefloor!'. i almost died i tell u! luckily we managed to grab seats since we came earlier. if not we would be standing side by side ( YESH shoulder to shoulder!) to complete strangers wu might juz pinch my ass. good grief. it was really damn squeezy and crowded. and i almost suffocate by the passive smoking. jj told me becoz its an clubbin event, thus the crowd. no wonder. i heard it was far worst at zouk and mos.

but juz to throw a nice fish as a bait, i shall upload 1 or maybe 2...

hmm... make it 3 photos first!

The return of Brokeback mountain!

1) the guy in yellow is huggin the guy in red. and vice versa. as simple as that.

2.1) if u think its juz a normal 'over shoulder' in a gayclub...

2.2) think again! ppl kiss under the mistletoe. they kissed under the cobwebs! scandalous!

can someone please stop me from uploading the videos?!?!

so sinful. bad karma!

ulcers!! pre-badkarma syndrome! seok faster teach me how to heal it!

2006-11-01T20:42:00.000+08:00

(Sun Yan Zi - Yan Lei Cheng Shi) 孙燕姿 - 眼泪成诗 [MV]

2006-10-31T11:02:00.000+08:00

hchenghchenghcheng

how can someone be vicious and rotten enuff to impersonate my fren.

of coz i doubt he's a schizo in the first place.

i mean, i know dumbasses exist.

but not to the extent of 'chancing upon' my blog and start accusin me of spammin in xx's blog, calling me a 'terribly ugly ass' and saying that im a lowtech poor moron.

i know im ugly. i am i admit. but 'terribly ugly?' i sincerely beg to differ.

oh so wat u own such goodphones. i know a few frenz wu hav it too. but maybe u didnt know, so wat if its some classy phone? the prob is IT IS IN UR HANDS. and i really doubt any good phones will turn out good whens its in ur hands. u know? i mean. retard with goodphones? how interesting. it juz depreciate the value of ur phone. like to a 8250perhaps?

yesh. retard. you.

i cant reason out why someone can develop hatred towards me to sucha extent.

did somethin happen to u recently? didnt do well for exams? slipped and fell in the rain? troubled with blemishes? no frenz to go out with?

oh shit. i shdnt say somethin liddat. i forgot ppl dun reli like to go out with retards wu behave like you. and dat its kinda deserving if u got f9 for ur english. since im sucha terribly ugly ass.

im so sorry.

haiz.

first, apparently the person here 'hcheng' has nth much better to do. by just writing all these bullshit in my blog and flaming me.

oh btw. i hav lotsa frenz whos english is way better than mine. maybe he/she can give u some lessons on basic english. ( like u dun describe 'ass' as ugly? oh u mean theres gorgeous asses ard? amazing!) oh wait i forgot, i dun think my frenz wanna waste their precious time on pathetic retards like u 'hcheng'.

dun be sad. since u like xiaxue so much. go on and learn from her. she articulates well i admit. ( i really admire her style of writing. so no, im absolutely not an anti-xiaxue fan.)

and yah. xiaoming. ur name is sooooo cute! xiaoming xiaoming. awww... wat a nice and childish name to use. it juz brings back memories of how i screwed up my primary sch chinese compo for writing 'xiaoming'.

so lets assume dats ur realname. so wat ' tanxiaoming? linxiaoming? chanxiaoming?'. hah. so ur sister is called ' xiaoli? xiaomei? xiaohua?'.

giggles.

pardon me for such sarcasm my frenz.

2006-10-21T13:58:00.000+08:00

Ms. Swan the Dancing Queen

i know yall have seen quite a number of Ms swan's hilarious acts.

but i swear this episode is one of the best ive ever seen.

wahahaha. enjoy folks!

2006-10-21T11:01:00.000+08:00

went out with fee and her fren, jason for some retail therapy yesterday. it was partly for my upcoming clubbin event needs, and partly for my new year outfit desire.

it was a last minute thing u see. since i was informed at 12 that i will be bookin out at 2 due to the deepavali off. so i asked fee out for towning.

following dat, we went to cheapo places like Topman and Tangs for a quick walk around.

and ta-da. saw this nice shirt from Tangs Caserini Studio.

ok. dun mind the 1.3 pixel resolution.

so i called my mom up and asked abt the new year budget i will be having. after much discussion, 200 bucks entered my wallet. *dring-dring.

since im going to have 200bucks for my new year outfit expenses, wat abt some nice accessories to go along with this top. and so we walked all the way back to Topman and bought this.

A white leather casual tie!

i have to admit how thief-liked i was. since i need to try out the tie on my shirt to see whether it fits or not. i went into the Topman changing room with my newly bought shirt and a ugly-lookin plain black shirt. and upon entering the changing room, i immediately took out my caserini shirt and don on. and swiftly wear the tie over my neck to prevent any suspicions from the helper on the long time taken juz to try one shirt. and since i couldnt come out of the changing room and show it to fee ( my stupidity didnt reach such level yet) to avoid the helper from pondering since when did their retail shop had such nice tops. i merely took a photo of it.

*digression

me coming out from the changing room with my caserini top and topman tie.

helper : *squint and scrutinise*

helper: sorry Sir, may i know where u get ur top from?

me: ahhh... u mean u dunno? ( point to a certain direction). I got my top from topshop! its a limited edition. Go ask ur manager. u mean u dun even know this shirt exists in ur shop?! my oh my, maybe i shall lodge a complaint to ur manager regarding ur incompetency.

helper : oh really im so sorry for the misunderstanding, for this, i will pay for the dashin lookin tie instead.

me: oh. how nice. * sashay back to changin room*

ok now some accounting session.

Caserini studio shirt 89.00

After 20% discount 71.20

Leather Tie 33.00

71.20 + 33.00 = $104.20

and since im going to have 200 bucks for my new year expenditure.

wat abt a nice watch to go along with it?!

200 - 104.20 = $95.80

woo lala!

my my im an unfillial son.

the tie got stucked becasue of the price tag. thus the loose end.

********************

ok ahbengs and ahlians. or lets juz generalise them shall we?

dumb asses.

ok. ive personally encountered several dumbasses before. and believe it or not, almost everytime i will get pissed off over their actions. be it shouting and cursing loudly public transports. be it screaming and laughing like nobodys business. be it their extreme proficiency in both english chinese, or even hokkien.

be it being dumb. dat is.

oh wat abt a recent encounter. not me, fee.

we were in the bus yest on our way back home. and fee was sleeping soundly beside me while i was listening to my music.

i know she was sleeping soundly because even after several stops and noises produced by the ezlink *di-di or di* . mind you, we were sitting behind it only. she was still asleep.

until...

a chao ahbeng boarded and bus and sat behind her. immediately i can feel his legs pressing and knockin against out seats. dats not the worst...

his handphone rang of extreme loud and irritatin techno. and when he pickd up, i was certain a dumbass is sitting behind me.

" HALLO? ( like blasting thru the microphone)"

" KANINA! ( imagine some idiot stepping on ur well-pedicured toes.)"

den he put down his phone. maybe a prank call or somethin. or maybe his fellow dumbasses wanted to ask him out to a remote kopitiam for some beer and retarded chitchats. i dont know. stupid ppl like to meet up for stupid reasons.

so fee woke up. and immediately her facial expression depicts irritation. like someone is yanking her hair or somethin.

den when i alighted the bus. i was thinkin wat if the victim isnt fee and is seok instead. can u even imagine that?

" i challenge u to a shaolin showdown!!"

2006-10-19T17:49:00.000+08:00

Reborned!
Revamped!
Reshitted!

stay tune to my next blog entry which ive been pondering for centuries!

AH BENGS AND AHLIANS!

seok, finally its ur turn.

New Linkie tags! Go see!!

( Meanwhile, be nice and try viewing my private photos~! weet! exclusive!)

(beware: its not for those wu always bitch and whine. only the enlightened can. so try ur luck!! )

=P

2006-10-15T12:44:00.000+08:00

Anyway, it juz came across to me dat im sucha loser. really. the last few entries were totally unecessary. i dun think its anyone's fault for the ending. its a mutual thing u see. we both agreed and we both wished each other happiness. its way better than 'slap-u-and-leave-me-alone'. Aights?

Maybe i should continue bloggin if some kind souls wanna treat me to a sumptous buffet. let see? fullerton?

why forget abt the past? i rather remember it. coz i take it as happy memories. Always. =)

2006-10-10T14:40:00.000+08:00

I might be closing down the blog soon. wats the point? im reli sick of entertainin ppl.

2006-10-10T14:05:00.000+08:00

Ah mei - wo yao kuai le

She expects more. and i cant meet her expectation. As simple as dat.

so blame the bfs, isnt it supposed to be the stereotypical tys ans to all relationship problems.

or shd i blame ns for giving me such fuckin short freetime.

wat abt we do some role-playin if u decide to challenge the ns bfgfs norm?

4 cliques of frenz, a demanding family, a 92yrs old granny on the edge, a screwed up ns life.

4 sats a mth. plus sunday as my family and granny visiting day.

Y not i pass u the baton and u teach me how to handle with it?

so why? i shd be more tactful in my plannings? meet jc frenz once 3 weeks and scoutbuddies once 2 weeks? den wat abt the rest? once every 4weeks? den wat? forget abt the clash eventually? spare it.

My cousin even called and cried abt her relationship with my aunt an hour after me myself juz went thru the torturing ordeal. i have no choice but to console her when i dun even hav time to console myself for somethin much worst.

Ironic huh, im runnin my own life and yet i dun even hav time for myself.

To be alone. Just quiet and alone.

Frankly speaking. i dread when it comes to weekends. weird ar? coz im oways confused over wat excuses to give to reject the other parties juz to accomodate one . sometimes i even wish ns will cover the whole of the 7days/wk. really.

But wu actually knows? and it doesnt matter anymore. Everything has already ended before i can even do anything.

Funny when fate decided to play with u yea?

I can easily pass the baton on. Its fucking easy. But i juz happened to trip. Unknowingly and Unwillingly. And the wound really hurts. But it hurts more when i know i still hav to pick up the fucking dented baton and carry on with the ratrace. With nth but bleeding wounds all over me.
I really need a break. Im not superman. Maybe the trip is necessary. Really. At least i realised how screwed up my life is.

juz dun bother abt me.

damn u cupid.

2006-10-03T21:52:00.000+08:00

Since i received feedbacks from some of my frenz dat my blogging-self is real different from my true self, i will not have no choice but to reveal my real identity.

yesh. ive been travelling the world for a very time as u might guess. It took me decades to climb the Great Wall of China, diggin through the graves of the Eygpt pyramid, swimmin across the Pacific Ocean, avoiding deadly stingrays in Australia and finally taking high risks to not expose my true identity at the Singapore Customs, of which i hid the chewing gums in my robe.

amused? dont be. for the power of darkness shall engulf u and transform u into

Im sorry but i prefer calling him DongFang BuBai. U have to give credits for the magnificent hairperm he got. i mean, it muz be the killer hairstyle mesmerizing the aunties rite? No?

or...

( Tok abt Memoirs Of The Para Para Geisha. gone completely wrong.)

So i dun wish to hear my dear 'other side' to oways complain abt ppl teasing him or ppl not respecting his decisons next time. u know best wat u will turn into.

And i have to remind u dat the real siyan is 'inside' me. for which i will only take over his body at night when he's most vulnerable to dustmite. his greatest fiend. ( no, not dracus fuglyfoy)

Of coz i understand he is experiencing some acne problems which has been troubling the delicate mind of his. i have to assure u dat the Philosopher's Stone is still doing its job. hopefully.

but no matter wat. im sure u all still love him for wu he is. and not becoz he is soon to become next topnotch blogger.

oh my. i feel him retaliating from inside.

how humble of him.

thinkin im making everythin up? behold!

*avada kedavra!

(screamsssSss!!!)

2006-10-01T15:34:00.000+08:00

Date : 30th September 2006
Time : 1245
Venue : Summer Pavilion ( The Ritz Carlton Millenia Singapore)

this is so going to be a sucha egoistic entry. i mean, how many ppl will reli suddenly go bonkers and decide to spend a bomb on dishes like this. halo?! we gonna stop all the kopitiam and unhealthy fastfood and start upgradin ourselves! Time for war against low-class food i say!

let me first provide u mountain turtles with some background on Ritz Summer Pavilion. Oh, u mean u dont know locals r also allowed to dine in 6-class hotels restaurant? aww. how sad. Nvm i shall be privileged to bring u ard virtually! Dun blink!

One of the Great Hotel Restaurants of the world by Hotels Magazine 1999
Best restaurant ambience in Singapore in the Singapore Wine and Dine Restaurant Guide 2001
Chef Fok Kai Yee, Best Asian Cuisine Chef, Platinum Awards, Hospitality Asia 2002
Highest Rated Restaurant in the Singapore Tatler Restaurant Guide 2003
Best Service for an Asian Restaurant in the Singapore Wine and Dine Restaurant Guide 2003
Best Hotel Restaurants in Singapore by Travel and Leisure Magazine 2003

uh huh uh huh! suck on this kopitiam-losers! Stop your lianhezaobao and chnlU newspaper cuttings!

opps. too vulgar. i mean, wu can actually resist such temptation?! its like some culinary critic on the move! stop ur $2.50 nasi lemak! join the $8 per dimsum assoc!

so i met gf up at Cityhall and we walked a distance before we finally reached Ritz Carlton Summer Pavilion. 皇上驾到!! Arrival of Emperor Lai!

the place is freaking nice i tell u. the ambience the plants the chinawaitress the utensils the chairs the tables. i almost hav orgasms there!

Not to mention the business associates there! there were so many guys in blazer and all dat bullcrap shit! i mean, wat if they r some CEO of some big enterprises like Armani Xchange or Levis?! and they spot me as a potential successor of their companies! WORTHHHYY~~!! extra reason y u shd dine in high class restaurants and stop thinking of being scouted by Bosses of giodarno or bossini!

and so we ordered the DimSum lunch menu. which consists vaguely of :

**[ Go to View> Encoding> More> Unicode (UTF- 8) to enable chinese translation ]

精美点心拼盘
Trio of Dim Sum

原盅炖汤
Double-boiled Soup of the Day

胜瓜云耳洋葱焖鱼球
Braised Fillet of Fish with Angel Loofah,
Yellow Fungus and Onion

花菇蒸滑鸡伴鲍汁金菇焖拉面
Combination of
Steamed Diced Chicken with Mushrooms and Braised Hand-pulled Noodles
with Golden Mushrooms in Abalone Sauce

精美甜品
Dessert of the Day

mouth-watering isnt it?! to hell with fishball noodles and chicken rice!

we started out with some dimsum which is miraculously filled with fresh juicyyy prawns. WOAH!

and den we proceed to their main dishes.

First up, double boiled soup of the day. DAMN ORGASMIC!!!! SUPER DUPER NICEEEE!!! it has herbs and meat inside. and its simply incredible for a simple soup. plus dat its real filling for a bowl of soup.

and next we had this!! yum yum!

and THIS! unexpected. steamed sea perch! its steamed!! steamed! horny!

although its alot. but we conquered it!! VOOLA!

last but not least! Dessert! Chilled yam paste with sago! Smooth like silk!

ok now some random pics!

Chinese Crysanthemun Tea! 1 pot for 4bucks! Authentic! Stop ur Yeo's low-sugar crysanthemun!!

Tapioca Chips! Free~! Dats y not nice at all! how frank!

Lily deco! Adds to the 'pavilion' ambience of the restaurant!

and obviously, who is high class enuff to acc me to sucha majestic place?!

hail to the Queen!

and for those wu didnt see me in my specs before!

before the meal! charming rite?! i mean ppl might get jealous. but yea.

after-meal madness!! with such heavenly dishes and hellish bills, im turning distorted totally!!

2006-09-23T15:02:00.000+08:00

A very good morning to our principal, vice principal, teachers and fellow schmates. Today, I am most privileged to present to you a controversial issue that has been bothering our deepest soul since the invention of computers. Yesh, as u might have expected, The consequences of Modern technology in years to come.

Opps sorry, too formal. Rewind rewind...

THe technology hor... dunno wat to say sia. Hoe come so advanced now? sibei buai tahan can? Last time slow slow one, now suddenly fast fast like ganchiong spider. What happened?! Siao liao la, liddat next time in 2050, we sure kena fuck backside by robots onne. How can?!

Yesh, i'm being possessed once again...

You must forgive me for writing in this absolutely absurd and awkward manner. I'm just trying too hard to become a blogginf angel ( who says guys cannot become angel huh? Chris Angel fake one ar?!?!) You never know, I might be the next Xialan, Xiayu, XiaLouTi, XiaoShiNi. Abd sponsors will be showering me with their latest products and inviting me to the most classy and glamourous parties. What to do? When ppl get famous amos, you want to act low-profile also very hard. Haizz...

Ok enuff of bullshit, lets get back to the main topic...

Yesh, i understad ppl will get jealous of me easily given my prominent status in the blogging field. But im graceful, Life's greatest sorrow is jealousy.

Hey wait, not this topic ( Y? Not happy is it?!)

Whenever I switched on the tv. News on how ppl is trying damn hard to come up with fantastic mechanics dat will surpass current tech just literally slapped tight on my face. You see, its not dat i'm against the dramatic advancement of technology ( or scientology like Tom Cruise), but have you ever wondered what will happen in the near future?

i mean. things hav been changing rapidly. you see. 10 yrs ago, wu actually can predict that modern technology has become a daily essential in today's society.

its even faster than the end of jurassic.

I love abrupt ending. ( excuse for too lazy)

anw thanx nat and co. for the lovely treat at dunno which steamboat restaurant at bugis.

( Yay! going to catch Forbbiden City with my dear next wkend!)

2006-09-23T14:12:00.000+08:00

See. im blogging more often now. My my im a fantastic boy
Nothing much has happened over the past few weeks. Need more time to readjust myself to the new phase in ns ( still sucky though)
Anw, jus wanna take the oppotunity to thank everyone, yesh even if u didnt remb my b'dae or ur hp's batt suddenly went bonkers (see, we oways need good excuses to cover, and i accept it)
and for those wu rmbed and sent me well-wishes. im reli thankful to have u all! Speechless! haha.

So theres still alot of things to do, or things i did. celebration!
1) Met my gf for movie and some impulse buying
2) met caier and pt makaned and movie-d
3) met mun and han for movie session
4) meet mun and han for pubbing
5) meet caier pt and andy for fun ( yesh, define fun)
6) meet nat and co. for dinner

Ahh... wat a joyful bdae celebration. Woolala~!

Frankly speaking, this is the first time ( my 19th bdae) to have so many ( ok not alot actually ) frenz to cele my b'dae with me. isnt it juz fantastic?!

What more can i expect?

I realised that this blog entry is gg to be a big digression ( jus like how ppl r discussin abt Steve Irwin's rare and fatal encounter while some idiots started using MSN 'turtle' icon to commemorate him. Stingray and Turtle? Halo?!) I actually wanted to tok ant the advancement of mordern tech and forsee wat will happen to us, slaves of tech, in years to come. But now, i will touch on somethin more emo-nemo. Yesh as you might have expected.

FRIENDS. ( no, not stingrays)

Lets first split everyone into their respective Venn diagram ( sequence does not represent importance)

A : Close buddies ( ce, pt, andy, hx...)
B : JC clique ( nat, seok, fee, lynn...)
C : N.S. buddies ( han, mun, jj...)
D : my gal ( still got who?)
E : Misc ( none of the above)

Soon i start to realise FRIENDS r not just part and parcel of my life. They are like WATER to me. Essential and nutritous ( detox u know?). WE can't survive w/o water and water helps us to quench our thirst. Just like how friends help to share our problems, our joy and sorrow.

( such total bullshit u might say, behold!)

Water helps to soothe sore throat. juz ike frenz who help solve prickly probs which i cant handle alone.
Water helps to quench thirst, juz like frenz being essential and important at desperate times.
Water is used to flush bowels down, just like frenz who help u settle dirty laundry.
Water is used to cleanse ur face, just like frenz who help to improve ur radiance and confidence.
Water ( hot water esp) is needed to make a cup pf nice tea/coffee/cereal/hot choco/cup noodles/milo (ok u get the idea) , juz like frenz being necessary to create a joyful ambience ard you.

Ok. enuff of brainstorm. Waste my brainjuice. Oh yah, come to tihnk abt it, frenz waste ur brainjuice also

* Continuous Random Depletion of Brainjuice
- need to think of wat present to buy for him/her b'dae or where to celebrate his/her b'dae
- some juz couldnt unds jokes

*Digression

- some juz loves reverse-psychology to the core

A : "actually i got somthin to u abt..."
B : "what?"
A : "Erm. Aiya. Forget it. I think better don't tell u "
B : "Just say la! I wont tell others oso one wat"
A : "Aiya dont want la. Actually nothing one"
B : "Walao. Just say la ( *stare)"
A " not important one la ( *starts digression)"

...
...

A : " no la. juz wanna tell u C was badmouthin that you got B.O. But i dunno whether I shd tell u. Dun say i say one hor."
B : " IZZIT?!" ( went to confront C)

HALLO?! TO HELL WITH UR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ! STOP WASTING MY TIME AND MY BRAINJUICE TO SPECULATE!

new specs!!

2006-09-18T20:28:00.000+08:00

went out with my gal to buy specs for myself. yesh myself not my gf.

it was kinda impulse buying. i got a 100bucks voucher from Opticpoint for specs frame and lens. so decided to head over and do some wise spending.

it didnt reli take us long before we came up with the final decision of a halved-frame milk white specs with black linin as the design. real cool i would say. not dat exaggerative but yet cool enuff for me.

and so i realised i have 25astig and 25deg on my right eye. 100degs on my left eye.

awkward.

but anw will take a nice photo of it the post it in my blog. so dat those wu couldnt be famous enuff to meet me wil have no choice but to sulk while imaginin me with the specs on. ahhh...

btw my gal likes it. so wu cares. muahaha.

total 228- 100(ntuc bdae voucher) = 128bucks. woolala!

ouch. i felt a burnin hole in my wallet. even with the voucher as an poor extinguisher.

went to catch The Banquet with dear after the short but sweet retail therapy. kinda drama-mama i would say. the whole storyline is too draggy and grandma-fairytale for me. but kudos for the excellent kungfu stunts.

btw. i know wu killed zhangziyi in the end, in case ure wondering, its the maid. she wanna usurp the emperor throne. wu asks zzy so fierce to her.

moral of the story - 1) dun vent ur anger at maids. u never know wat shes up to.
2) dun wear such classy and glam dress and accessories. sour grapes
u know.
3) dun bathe in sucha big pool! got flowers deco somemore! the maid need to
brave thru pricks thorns and bees to get u such orgasmic bath.
4) dun always ask the maid stupid questions like ' do u know y i like red?'

2006-09-10T15:56:00.000+08:00

and so the fateful day came
i met up with my close buddies( caier and co) for an enjoyable night at some decent pub. ( no, no PRCs im sorry to say)
been waiting for this night to come. and finally it came.

so we ordered mattel at 128bucks and drank to our hearts content.
4 of us divided the bill. which means 32 each. quite worth it la.
3 mixers - green tea, soda and coke.

not to mentioned the games we played. so lup sup! - finger guessing, hai-dai(ermm.. seaweed?) and some idiotic games which the loser has to get his palm slapped by the other 3.
the suay me got my hand hit like 4/5 games we played. how unlucky can i get. gosh.

its called Liquid. the name of the pub. quite nice la actually. except the horrible voice of the drunkards there. sibei cmi. we were literally shocked to death when the guy tried to hit some high notes when singin andy lau's songs. argh.

but lets dun generalize everyone there as 'kill-chicken' voice some gerls there can sing really well. yesh, gerls only. im shameful to say the adult guys there all chose extremely old-sch songs and sang it with ridiculously cmi accent and pitch.

and of coz, andy's ' all-of-yall-sing-like-shit, only-i-can sing-like-hongjunyang' attitude seriously needs some adjustment. both mentally and i believe, vocally too.

plus his frequent complaints abt going clubbin instead of pubbing. MOS MOS MOS... watever.

i have to admit dat our clique is one of the hardest to satisfy. u wouldnt imagine.
1) i dowan to club
2) peitang doesnt wan to club
3) andy wans to club
4) i dowan to drink beer
5) andy doesnt wan to go ktv lounge pub.
6) andy wans to go minah (malay ahlian) bar and dance alone at the dancefloor, yesh alone.
7) peitang doesnt like strong liquor
8) the rest like strong liquor
9) lightin must be juz nice. not too bright not too dark
10) dun reli favour pubs with lotsa malays
11) muz have long duration of Happy hours

fwah la! so many conditions to satisfy before we found ourself the perfect bar dat fulfilled 6/8 requirements, minus rule no.5 and 7

unimaginable. its like choosing a new president for taiwan. soon.

so if u wan me to grade the pub as compared to the rest of the pubs ive gone to. i would say 7/10.

took NR3 back home and reached at ard 4plus. den went to bathe, switched on my aircon and fell asleep almost immediately

juz feel so glad to hav gone out with them. haha.

mattel- 128bucks
NR3- 3bucks
burgerking dinner- 5.90bucks
catchin up with close buddies- priceless

theres some things money cant buy. for the rest, theres Mastercard.

2006-09-06T20:49:00.000+08:00

ok im back. i shall blog sui sui ( nice nice) before my leave ends k.

im having leave now. yes, behold! from wed all the way to sun!

so im actually starting to plan a timetable for my leave. so that i can fully utilise this period of time and go out with many many ppl. book me fast! 1900-lai-siyan!

so many things to do, my to-do list is going to deplete much of my brainjuice. jus like hcheng's fats trying to engulf him. yes, engulf.

so now i shall be nice and entertain all of u by blogging nonsensical rants

( *juggle firesticks)

i suddenly realised dat im poor. yesh, poverty is kicking in.

no money= no entertainment= more stress= more pimple breakout= low confidence= dun dare to look up = wont take note of traffic lights= get into accident= high bills ( 11b visa!) = scarred face ( worst!) = comestic surgery = no 11b visa = money gone like flushing toilet = poorer = no entertainment = more stress = ... ...

see. vicious cycle of poverty. no wonder third world countries have higher death rate. haiz.

maybe i shall be more optimistic

no money= no entertainment= stay at home rot= watch tv and live off parents= less outdoor sun exposure = less sweat = less pimple breakout= more confidence= irony( more confidence but still stay at home)= go ntuc and window shop= kio cheap stuffs= saving money = win my mom ( shop and save advert - when it comes to saving, siyan knows best, not mom)= mom happy= father happy= sister happy= neighbours happy= more angpao money= more money!!

yay!! sucha far-fetch plan i would say. no choice.

anw. i think i told most ppl abt my recent encounter with a chinaman. he was at the atm machine there checking his balance. and being a chinaman, we cant blame him for leaving his card in the machine since he muz be late for his construction work. so he left with the balance enquiry slip. and went i move forward, the screen juz flashed somethin like ' any more other transaction to proceed?'.
so the devil took over me for ard 10 secs but was finally defeated by the holy angel with her unicorn ( juz like my blog display) and so i pressed 'no'. Instantaneously, a decent amount of good karma banked into my piggy bank ( juz nice, im standin beside an atm. ok dats not the point). which thus explain why whenever i go sun-tan, its always sunny and bright. hohoho.
i took his card ( which happens to have a small crack at the edge, maybe because he is so thrifty ( or selfish) dat he asked for a second-hand card which is like hmmm. 50cents cheaper?) and ran after him and tapped on his shoulder. he turned with a shock ( thought he kena caught for stealing toilet paper from public toilets) while i passed him his card with extreme gracefulness and clemency.
He was so delighted dat he knelt down and kissed my overpriced nike sneakers while thanking me in a ridiculously strong cheena accent which got onto my nerves. and of coz, being a saint i am, i refrained from slapping his mouth with a silverfish-infested dictionary and asking him to sstop speaking martian. i only elegantly replied ' no prob, juz be careful next time, u may rise now my lost sheep'. He refused to and still continues licking my unknown-brand ankle socks. i got no choice but to kick him away and asked him to leave, he resisted with his brute strength which he trained from snatching goods with aunties at warehouse sales. i got no choice but to use my jean grey's powers and send him crashin onto stacks of cupnoodles.

He left, crying and at a distant, i saw him stuffin a Super seafood cupnoodle into his torn pocket.

he muz be enjoying it now.

2006-08-06T11:46:00.000+08:00

in conjuction with national day, we shall say our pledge too, in a more solemn and effective way.

We, the citizens of Singapore
pledge ourselves to exterminate any flyin bugs
regardless of cockroaches, beetles or mosquitoes
to build a bug-free society
base on insecticides and newspaper
so as to achieve
hapiness, prosperity
and one united nation

ok done.

anw i had a tough fight with a unknown flying cockroach which happened to fly in thru my window.

unbelievable. 13 floors!

its damn big plus it can fly. extra bonus for the irksome creature.

it was 1am at night. so i had to settle it by myself. den i juz grab a newpaper beside me and chase after it all ard my room. and this stupid creature juz wont die no matter how many times i hit it. it will just fly off to another spot after i hit it, since i always cannot deliver a fatal hit.

so in the end i got so fedup since everytime it flies, i have to strain and squint to look for it all over again (it always camoflaged with my curtains), i just use a plastic box and cover the stupid cockroach with it. and went back to my sleep.

see, so much for a good night rest. hell to all cockroaches which disturb my beauty sleep. muahaha.

anw i saw this article which talks abt personality.

first, think of someone wu has a high sex appeal

be it angelina jolie, pamela anderson or Miss Japan '06

be it brad pitt, ricky martin or wang leehom

now i want u to concentrate hard on one of them ( their physique, face, blah blah)

ok. second, think of him/her slowly taking off his/her clothes...

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done?

so now, wat does ur idol look like now?

topless? strip to lingerie? strip to underwear? or completely nude?

wats the definition of 'clothes' to u when it comes to stripping?

it tells how horny u r ( yesh, for gerls too)

i know seok must be thinking of strip to completely nude. muahaha.

boring ns life. ciao~

2006-07-28T23:02:00.000+08:00

here i am tryin to brainstorm abt wat to update on, after such overwhelming fatigue and all sorts of Zzz monsters attack, and there u r, enjoying life.

nvm, i shall forgive the gerls, since they hav to suffer from painful periods every month. spending dollars and dollars buying pads which r sometimes hard to distinguish ( ultra slim? 9cm longer? more water 'catchment area'? . y? u think reservoir issit?)

but for the guys who r slacking away during ns, good karma has fallen upon u. ( buy more tissues from the roadside ahmas ahpeks)

since i couldnt say much abt wats happening in ns. lets say somethin more diff.

more diff...

great. gays and lesbians it shall be.

u see. not dat im discriminating against homosexuality ( of coz not, i forgive the multiple butt attacks i got from the thai transvestites), but i saw this report on homosexuality. dat being homo is actually not dat particular "victim"'s fault. it all has to do with the genes. dun ask me how or why. do i even look like some bio geek with a big loser word stamped on my forehead? ( good. i can sense a unison 'NO'. good karma.)

but still. of coz im not going to start blaming parents who of nowhere produces weird eggs or sperms. but for me. lesbians is still quite acceptable. since there cant be anythin more unusual than toying with dildos.

but for gays. hmmm... how shd i phrase it.

DUN LET ME EVER SEE BANGLAS KISSING AND HOLDING HANDS IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!

opps. sorry. back to it. i cant reason how gay can actualy poke each others asshole. its like. can u even believe it? the particular poker( poker? nvm.) will have his carrot filled with shit. im sure he will. no matter how much he likes the idea of a choco carrot fondue. he will just enjoy the whole process and den came to realise where he got the lubricant from. of coz lets dun be a racist and start saying the blacks wont hav probs having their carrot covered with choco. since its of not particular diff i guess. no wonder the banglas r enjoying it. damn. smart asses.

or worse, kissing. arghhhhhhhh!!!!! i think they shd just stick their tongues into the condoms first before kissing. kinda like a safety hazard plus it looks less revolting. by like 0.00001% though.

they shd invent some gay detector. which will be first installed outside public toilets like some immigration metallic detector. den whenever the gay walks thru. it will sound the alarm and start bombing the gay with millions of free empty water bottles so there wont be a particular need for him to enter the toilet anymore. and of coz a plastic bowl for big business.

totally not against gays. but ive seen banglas making out in mrt public toilet before. they saw me looking at them and i was so scared they were going to pull me in for an orgy rape. and by den i wont even know wu is wu. i wont be able to point out the rapist during in the investigation room. since all banglas look almost amazingly identical. gosh.

but still. i think 'discreet' is the impt word here. since i believe most s'porean r still not willing to accept banglas or gays making out in parks and esplanade area ( i believe everyone does). so bo bian lor.

anw. im totally not against gays. i think they rock. seriously. gays oways hav the highest sense of fashion. do u even realise most beauty contest judge or prominent hairstylist and makeup artist r mostly gays? dat shows how professional they can in certain areas, even way better than most gerls.

aiyah. i also dunno wat im bullshitting abt. i realised its totally nonsensical. nvm. hav fun guys!

2006-07-16T16:18:00.000+08:00

my grandma has the most heart-warming smile ive ever seen.

i swear.

2006-07-03T22:25:00.000+08:00

ok fine. i shall blog for nat's sake who threatened to chopped me into pieces with a parang if i still dont blog.

evil evil evil.

u see. its not dat i don wanna blog. theres nth much for me to blog at all. its ns ns and ns.

i cant disclose much info regarding my trainin schedule either. the military intelligence might already be eyeing my blog

( hey i sing national anthem everyday ok. hey wait, not everyday.)

and den u will see MP gordon barging into my house like jugglenaut and capture me with his brute strength. but of coz, no one knows i have jean grey's powers. ( opps, y is the lappy floating mid air?)

im having my leave now. from monday all the way to wednesday. although its only 3 days. but still, i seriously need it, giving the current pace in training.

anw i went swimmin this morning. not really swimming. but kinda diving. hey wait how do u dive when its only 1.8m deep. hah. ndu pool rocks.

my gum hurts ( so random...)

i got so many ppl i wanna go out with.

jc clique. ns clique. scout clique. family. gf.

how is 24hrs even enuff for me.

im so drained. both mentally and physically.

and im so out of touch with the outside world. ( is harrypotterandthechamberofsecrets still top box office?)

oh oh oh. i rmbed ( giving my lack of brain usage ever since i got enlisted)

i rmbed...

i watched sm4 yesterday ( yes yes, very serious stm)

'toshiba mitsubishi sony sushi kamakaze' = ' i've no idea how to translate this'

irony i know.

okok. im going to watch despo housewives now.

hey im not typical nsman alrite.

adiyos

2006-05-20T17:08:00.000+08:00

i didnt know wat reli happened. but a series of wonderful events juz happened over this week

1) i got an offer letter from ntu ( BA ( Honours) in Chinese )
2) i still havent received any rejection leter from nus
3) i passed my airforce pilot interview and on my way to sign the 10 yrs bond deed.( for which i will start getting a pay of 1.9k from this november onwards. and subsequently 6k and more after 2 yrs of training. not to forget my 4 yrs of uni course will be completely f.o.c and i will still receive my pay while studying)
4) i ran 9mins 56 secs for my 2.4km IPPT.

how wonderful life is. i better not get too contented yet. bad things oways happen in the end.

omg. im sucha sadist.

2006-05-01T12:14:00.000+08:00

long time no see. u muz hav tot dat im mati-ed.
trainin was tough last week. but screw it. its my life.

anw im gg to hav long weekends for next week and next next week. election day and vesak day respectively.
so as promised, im gg to spend one whole day out with fee and co. finally!

and of coz, more time with my gerl too. =)

2006-04-14T13:18:00.000+08:00

im BACK!!!

its really freaking hellish in there i tel u. they dun call it NDU for nothing.

freak it.

although it was onli orientation week for us. we still had hell for the last week.
- tough and tougher trainings
- got one very sucky bunkmate
- lack of communication with the civilised world.
- the instructors in my platoon r rated the top 5 mindsick instructors
- and again, tougher and toughest trainings

the onli good thing shd be be dat their meals cost 5bucks each lor. but we can hav it free la. its freakin big portions somemore.

now every single part of my muscles is achin like hell.

we have to wake up at 4 plus everyday to draw out our equipments. which is a freakin early timing.

but anw, wemanaged to secure a long weekend for ourselves. it was suposedly a sucky plan of booking in and booking out.
thur night book out
-fri night book in
-trainin on sat mornin
-sat night book out
-sun night book in.

HELL RITE? book in book out book in book out.

in the end our Sir helped us to fight for the long weekend
-thur night book out
-sun night book in

so now im trying my very best to slack now. haha

and of coz gg out with my dear.

=)

2006-04-06T20:32:00.000+08:00

since im gg NS and suffer like hell tmr. i shall be nice and blog for the last ( literally) time.

when i was young, during primary or secsch years, i would always find it irritatin when ns personnel come to my sch and start blabbering about ns life. it was oways the same old boring shit. and i couldnt reli care much and think

" im still so young, what the hell r u telling me all these now? i still got many years ahead of me"

sec1...
sec2...
sec3...
sec4...
j1...
j2...

and now, its for real.

im left with a few hrs before im wearing my army uni. of coz im oredi botak now, so nth to worry abt oso.

i will miss yall lots. esp my clique.

seok for her ever-sarcastic remarks
fee for her perfectionist-ic behaviour
nat for her ever-bubbly character
and of coz lynn, for her nonsensical antics and matured thinking.

i remembered once someone told me dat no one will like me in jc.

and when i asked him why. he told me its becoz jc ppl dun like 'commoners' like me. too 'chinese' means too anti-jc

i actually naively believed him. and worried on dat night before my first day. whether i would be left out by others. given my damn poor english proficiency at that point of time.

i can still recall on my first day. i was so introvert. i stammered. i dare not look at others. i kept my eyes staring on the cold cement floor.

i was like dumb blur asshole.

( nat is hurrying me to faster finish this entry)

but now. i emerged as a winner. a winner to myself. and i reli hope i can bump into dat secsch 'someone' of mine one day and show him dat he looks more like a loser now.

and of coz. pour the ice laosai over him. haha.

k la. im got to rest early le.

hav fun k! cya soon!

( i supposed i dun hav to express any love concerns to shanyi thru sucha virtual thing. i enjoy my privacy. but still. love ya shanyi!)

2006-04-05T11:36:00.000+08:00

TO FEE AND SEOK : I AM BLOGGIN NOW!

went out whole day with gang yesterday. met up with seok and fee at lot1 first. den we went arcade to play bishi bashi and all sorts of secsch stuffs. seok was screaming like hell when playin bishi bashi, which resulted in unintended attention attraction from the rest of the arcaders( ok no such word). but wu cares, we juz wanna hav lotsa fun.

wanted to go kbox afterdat. but we realised very bo hua ( not worth it) to go at dat point of time. so no kbox and no movies in the end. went sakae sushi to burst our tummy. eat and eat and eat non-stop. den we started ordering lotsa stuff. and seok almost made me puked when she tried pronouncin dunno wat shit ' hotate'. fee ate 2 chawamushi( dunno how to spell) and was damn satisfied with herself. and dumb seok ate all the fried stuff. see la, all ur gym-ing gone to waste. but nvm, im sure gordon wont mind. u watch SHREK before? =)

we went to meet nat afterdat at ikea. damn funny. we wanted to hide the truth dat we juz makan-ed at sakae sushi from her. until she discovered this photo in my hp

muahahahaha. u see: seok even eat until 'bo gay'( jaw-less) liao.

we started walking around ikea and video-camming everythin until nat was caught by the personnel there. i got this really cool video featuring nat and seok

nat : " tuo guang guang! ( stripped!)
seok: " AHHHH (goes into a retarded and molested position) ( wavin both hands)

i shall try to upload this video into my blog before i go ns ( the suckiest thing ever).

afterthat we decided to go nat house to chill and chitchat. but nat house was not convenient for us to visit. so we hav to degrade ourselves and chitchat outside her house near the swimmin pool there. den i started to sing duet with seok softly. damn funni. we formed our very own 'mini-kbox'. and with fee oso. nat was engrossed with her WU BAI which is most oldsch singer ive ever heard.

we started cam whoring afterthat. damn funni. we looked damn spastic in every way. and we were so of full of ourselves ( heyyy). den i realised whenever in grp pic. i would juz see whether i looked ok in it or not, and dun care much abt how others looked. as long as im ok, its a good photo. muahaha. den i further realised actually everyone behaves the same, no one reli cares abt the rest of the ppl in the photo. as long as im the nicest-looking can le. hahaha

ok la gor. give u back ur seok la. seok : " im not shanyi ok!"

im gg to shave botak tonight. so i muz style my hair until i happy before gg out with my family later. argh.

im left with 2 dying days.

2006-03-20T20:52:00.000+08:00

how unlucky can u get?

im running some 38degs fever which is like hell to me. it has been like how many donkey years since i last had my fever. so now i got nowhere to go, no chitchat gossips and ranting with my buddies, no johor supper with my family, and most most most importantly, not gg out with her.

nvm. i shall be a good boy and stay home and accompany my parents. my my, im reli a fillial son.

and yah, ive applied for my uni admission ler. kinda troublesome though. still need to 'appraise' myself. its like some " halo? im siyan and i love scouting and all my frenz think im cool and diligent. i will be sucha great asset to ur institution. do consider me yea?"

i so love boasting myself.

ok back to the point. was applying for ntu and they asked to write and describe an event/ person which has affected u somehow or rather. and suddenly many thing popped out in my head : scouting events? school events? embarassing moments? / my mother? my father? my sister? my gramps?

all of a sudden, a ray of light shone upon me and i thought of him...

yesh. behold! Jawaharlal Nehru, the first prime minister of India!!

please. dun ask me why i will think of writing abt him. its juz happened dat i was being enlightened by dat ray of light ( mah la kor las ka mas la kor).

and i decided to give up entering for uni and instead, find a bodhi tree and attain nirvana.

BAH~

i was in this OBS WATCH called nehru. and we had to research ( given the limted tech in pulau ubin) on the political leaders. there were oso other great national leaders and pioneers such as elizabeth choy and and and... ok i forgot.

although i dunno whether issit alrite to write abt prominent political leaders for dat qn. i juz wrote.

and mind you. given my c6 gp, u can expect the admission office to simply throw my application into the junk.

but i dun care. for the glory of the great Jawaharal Nehru shines upon me.

and if u dun even know who the hell he is. i reli think u shd find urself a decent well and drown urself, or dash out and get squashed by a lorry, or stuff tonnes of anti-biotics inside ur mouth, or simply eat parsley.

okok. u get the idea

ok. i shall end this entry with one of my brilliant works ( notice the plural). for her.

jealous? dun be. =)

2006-03-16T00:53:00.000+08:00

juz came back from a scout's camp. damn tired and shagged
and since most of my readers r not scouts. i shan't go into details about how screwed and stressed up a scout can get. especially when u r borned in the rabbit year.

was talking to my parents regarding my uni choices. lucky for me, there r quite supportive of the courses ive chosen. so i think i would juz stick to it and see how it goes.

and if u hav forgotten abt it. ive ard 20 days till D-day. so yea.

i yearn for a short break. but given all the things dat i have to worried abt. it seems dat i will never get it. spare me pls.

and yah, after sucha long time, i think the locks muz be kinda rusty now. and no one is providing the lubricant i guess.

2006-03-10T18:20:00.000+08:00

ok. it seems like the whole issue is getting nowhere. so im juz gonna jump straight to the point.

frenz wu hav no idea of wat the hell happened, would juz lend u a listening ear. and sayang u like some teddy bear.

frenz wu hav a clear picture of wat the hell is going on, would also lend u a listening ear but deliver a tight slap to wake u up after everythin.

as simple as dat.

true frenz play mean and harsh. coz they r the onli ones daring enuff to slap u.

if i were u, i would juz take dat slap and wake up. instead of hiding and seeking other frens' comfort.

dats wat i think. and im so sick of everythin. please.

2006-03-08T12:55:00.000+08:00

i oways love this pic. i still am.
=)

2006-03-05T19:23:00.000+08:00

when the time comes, dun say i never tell or advise u.

when u realise who is more impt, u will never get the chance to appreciate them again.

when u know u r in the wrong, u wont be able to ask for forgiveness.

when u start to regret, it will all be too late.

u choose ur own way. and i respect ur decision. no matter how sad i would be.

2006-03-02T01:03:00.000+08:00

ok. im gg to start whining now. i studied and mugged like nobody's business. and this? this?!

my mom was happy when i told her abt my results. wat to do, shes oredi happy dat i actually improved from a 197PSLE score to such grades now.

but still... i know myself best

ive been asking everyone whether i shd be happy or sad coz my grades r far too average.

like my msn nick suggests : not high not low. not good not bad. middle of nowhere. shd i be happy or sad?

some told me dat with this grades, i sure can get into the local uni.

but still... i know myself best

i dunno y. but i get so worried when i dunno which route i shd choose.

u see. if i got bad grades, i would most probably be happy. coz at least i know i shd start finding for a decent private uni or watever poly courses.

and if i got good grades, i would most probably be happy too. wu wont.

but u see. im like so stuck in the middle. wat if my grades r not enuff for a local uni? wat if i cannot get into a local uni? wat if wat if...

my sis told me to rest assured dat i can get into a local uni course. but u see, shes not the principal of nus ntu or smu. so yea.

and having such funni grades, my options r of cuz limited. very limited. the admission office ppl will juz glance and delete my application after seeing dat 'no-big-deal' grades.

but im kinda glad dat i passed my gp though. my close frenz shd know dat i oways suck in gp. its like forever failing, even for my prelims.

but still... so wat if i passed my gp. my subjs grades r still atrocious.

pls tell me wat to do...

my sister happy. my dad happy. my mom happy. im not happy.

2006-02-28T01:45:00.000+08:00

i shall be nice and blog somethin before i go to sleep.

as most of yall know. wed is D-day. instead of freaking out now and jumping ard my house, im actually fine with everythin. no sudden panic attacks no sleepless nights no white hairs.

maybe its becoz of all the rumours before it dat got me so mentally prepared dat im kinda 'invulnerable' to this. But still, i know ( since i was 12) the seriousness of not getting good results for A's. but i cant do anythin abt it rite. its as if they will return back our scripts and let us bargain for dat xtra mark that might cause a dramatic change to our future.

so i prefer sticking to my original plan : be optimistic.

u see. there is nth much we can do if we got bad grades, except for crying and complainin to everyone dat uve actually put in so much effort but still culdnt achieve the required grades. but i know for myself, i didnt.

but i prefer a more practical move : findin and sourcing ard for an alternative route. be it NIE private uni or poly. its alot better than locking urself up for several weeks and staring at the certificate which cant reli do anythin abt it. unless yall mad enuff to blanko it and start imaginatin how wonderful ur life would be if u hav those remarkable grades. yea dream on.

and if ure a lucky bastard and got good grades. PLEASE, for goodness sake , PLEASE be considerate and go console ur frenz wu isnt so lucky as u r. and DUN, for goodness sake, DUN go ard hao-lianing abt ur grades and boast abt which uni courses u wanna get into.

and if u happen to be not blind. pls do not be dumb enuff to approach ur fren wu's crying like nobody business and start askin him/her abt his/her grades. unless u wanna a tight slap at ur bloody face. if not, a gentle tap on the shoulders or a hug or a word of encouragement will do juz fine. so if u happened to see me alone and having that sucidal look........ yea.

it funni that im actually writing all these out. since im oso in this position of getting back my results ( or my future dat is). or juz pray that someone went bonkers and started killing everyone in HCI, RJC or watever top JCs there is.

ok. till den. my fate's sealed.

and i still hate diving.

2006-02-26T16:16:00.000+08:00

frankly speaking, dun u juz hate ppl wu behave and act like they know u real damn well? like they know ur whole family tree and wish to tag along during chinese new year? like they know when yall pmsing (for gerls) or which type of porn( unisex) u like to watch? like they know whether u like wearing tube or spagstripe? like they know whether u like to eat high-class food or simple dishes? like they know whether u like kiss on the cheek or french?

i seriously dun.

and if uve never seen me face to face before and still act like this. *perform seok's fav stunt*

u can jolly well wait for me to publish my own book about myself, my life, my loved ones, and absolutely nth abt u. =)

i seriously dun understand. u see, if ive seen u before and u offered me ice mocha, maybe i would TRY to know u better. yesh notice the 'TRY'.
and if ive seen u before and u offered me ice mocha but i still feel like yall kinda 'extra' within my clique, im sorry, i can oways buy back ice laosai with some unknown 'whipped cream'.

u see. theres a gap between ' HEYY!!! how r u today?!?! do u wanna go chill together and play daidee?!!' and ' oh hi. im siyan. and u r?... oic. anw i dun care but thanx anw. freak off now'.

notice it?

but if u dun know me well and yet still loathe me to core. im happy. coz we r finally sharing a common interest. =)

there is oways a gap between virtual and reality. last yr i think, my fren met up with some so- called 'hot chick' from mirc. he told me shes cute hot sexy chatty talkative and everythin nice. i was so overwhelmed can. and when we met up with her and her co., i dunno y but felt a sudden urge of puking. and surprisly, this 'virtual couple' got nth to say face to face although they claimed dat they talked alot thru irc, fone, sms or wateva tech available. i was literally staring at both of them. they were like two goldfishes can. open mouth close mouth open mouth close mouth. stammmmmmerrrrrrrrrr.

and the whole 'official ASEAN environmental issues ' at clark quay mac came to an end in less than an hour.

so u see. i dun trust ppl from virtual world from den onwards. unless u got a million testimonials to prove dat yall either cool and crappy and watever nice, den maybe i will consider treating u ice mocha instead =)

and if u think u r eligible for the above points mentioned and personally dun like ice laosai. pls dun get offended and start bombardin my tagboard. coz im scared it will further show ur ignorance. Life is like this. u either hate it or love it. dun bullshit to me abt 'grey-zone'.

and yah. i still hate diving. ( i hate it... see?)

2006-02-15T00:31:00.000+08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

went to seok's house in the afternoon. together with lynn and fee. seok received a delivery oso - a big bouquet of roses which the price is enuff to last till next vdae. lol. played uno cards, uno stacko, daidee, ban-luk and 24 pts . almost everythin. had so much fun la.

but wat happened after dat...... was better. =)

shhh...

2006-01-27T21:06:00.000+08:00

You are hereby required under Section 10 of the Enlistment Act ( Cap 93), to report for enlistment on 07 april 2006 ( Friday) at 8.00am to NAVAL DIVING UNIT.

seriously. u might as well kill me now.