Friday, January 27, 2006

You are hereby required under Section 10 of the Enlistment Act ( Cap 93), to report for enlistment on 07 april 2006 ( Friday) at 8.00am to NAVAL DIVING UNIT.


seriously. u might as well kill me now.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

B.O.R.E.D

ok. didnt reli do anythin during the past few weeks. except for the fact dat im now more committed into exercising to prepare myself for the fatal ns training.

seriously, im rotting like hell now lor. couch potato. maple- madness. scoutish- shit.

and yah. i went for my second medical checkup and got back my PES A again.
freaking waste of my time. i hav to wake up at 630 in the morning. den it was like freaking cold. and i spent 12.80 bux for the taxi fare there. and i onli took ard 1hr to finish the whole medi checkup. and den took mrt back home.

see. my life is a peice of bullshit crap. even the ns wanna fool me.
anw. it further confirmed dat IM A HEALTHY BABY.

and seok. i saw dat guy again. the one wu has chest even bigger than urs. during the navy diving assessment.

and they took a photo of me. passport size. i think its for my new id card. but can u imagine it. its 8 in the morning. and i looked dam sleepy. and they forced us to wear the ite-looking uniform and made us style a complete-nerdish hairstyle. wats freaking wrong wif them. no wonder they say there can never be cool dudes in ns.

and surprisingly, i was the first one to complete the whole checkup. supposedly fifth in the order. but dunno y end up im the first to visit the last few stations. earning their ridiculous ' early-bird award' - their non-stop chitchatting abt why and how im so fast. dildos.

and seok. i still got 6/6 for my eyesight leh. wth is happening. my eyes go into occasional moodswings and decide whether they wan to perfect my visibility or not. hmmm

and manda. i actually wanted to write a tesitmonial for u. but thinking of it. i think it suits seok better. and since im in a dilema, ive decided not to write for both. im unbiased. lol.

but anw. its somethin liddat :

seok/manda oways has the fairytale fantasy dat shes been locked up in a old castle with a menacing dragon guarding it. and how her prince charming will come to her rescue, riding a angelic unicorn and wielding the invincible gladius.
she will den drool when her prince charming defeated the evil monster and look into her eyes like never before.
furthermore, she will hug her econs textbk juz like how she hugged her prince charming and smooch. and they live happily ever after.
this totally sounds like what happened in SHREK. but doesnt dat mean dat manda/seok will hav to appear as the green, ugly fat oger?

awww. considering her own physical appearance. im sure she wont mind.


ta-da! this was what i wanted to write for their testi. perfect candidates.


ok. i gtg now. ciao

Sunday, January 01, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!

i still can remember wat i did with my buddies during last year new year countdown. we were at causeway point watching 'meet the fockers' coz we decided to 'tone down' wrt to the tsunami tragic.

and this year. all was different. we went to esplanade to get a nice 'stand' for the perfomance and the firework display. and i can seriously tell u - the fireworks were spectacular. it was juz spendid i tell u. damn freakin nice. freaking dam nice.the whole thing lasted for near 8mins. and we managed to videocam it down. woo-hoo!! and i reli can say i spent the whole 8 mins not onli enjoying the amazing display, but oso reflect on wat has happened and changed for me during the whole of 2005. and im reli veri glad to have spent this moment wif my closest buddies. =D

we den went to lau pat sat for supper. tok cock a lil. den when we decided to go home. its oredi near 3. and when we walked out of lau pat sat. it was madness. everyone was waiting for cab. it was like u can see ppl flapping for taxi every 50m. madness. and everywhere we go, theres sure ppl 'camping' there for the cab. we tried calling for taxi, and the phoneline was busy almost everytime. so we gave up and decided to walk down to esplanade to 'try our luck'. and appaerntly, the 'taxi camping' situation was like everywhere. ppl behaving like despos for taxis. we even witnessed a drunk fight or somethin liddat. shouting and pushing. weirdos. lol. no luck no luck no lcuk. so we head to suntec city and luckily we managed to 'kapok' one taxi. and mind u, it was oredi ard 430am.


so ive decided to spend the whole day at home to recuperate. lol. or sorta.